Dracomancer

I swear I just fell out of my chair laughing.

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Gah...some people are truly sad... I was fishing at the lake (again, this is north of Baxtorian Falls) and someone came up to me asking what was in the whirlpool... me: I wouldn't go down there if I were you. The monsters down there are too tough for you. lvl 16: Yea rite i can kill anythn down ther me: Well, don't blame me if you get roasted by a dragon. He jumps in... ...and 2 minutes later, in pm... lvl 16 (now known as noob): Rpoted 4 itm sacmimng me: ...And how did I scam you? noob: U told me 2 go dwon tehre me: Nooo...I said not to blame me if you died. noob: Repoted 4 ofensiv languge me: (reports for misuse of customer support) noob: u gt band now Noob, meet Ignore List.

I just finished spearmaking training with Otto Godblessed and this guy comes up to me... (note: Exact spelling is used) him: How u us the avnil me: Talk to Otto about spears. 10 minutes later... him: Wers th opshin me: First, learn to spell. me: Second, complete fishing training. He logs out... ...and in... him: wut spell #-o

I would definitely keep it. It was a gift from a friend, and they gave it to me for a reason. I would NEVER sell something like that if a friend gave it to me.

...(blank) Crud, my brain jammed. This always happens at 1am. Squidgitron 3.0.

Hmm...thinking back, maybe my IQ isn't that high anymore, considering I repeatedly forget not to lean too close to the sewing machines in Home Ec. and now have numerous large red welts between my eyebrows.

You had the Mental age of an 11 year old when you were 8. Your chronological age now at 13 years old compared to mental age does not mean at all that it has increased. So you're claiming to have the mental age of 18 minimum at 13 years old? That's a high school graduate. I could be wrong but I highly doubt it from reading your previous posts. Geez, no need to be so rude. I don't know how these tests work anyway. You don't have to insult people to get your point across.

Banned for posting in this topic. Wait...DAMMIT! (bans self)

Egg is correct.

Last time I took an I.Q. test I scored 136. When I was 8. I'm almost 13 now, so it should be a heck of a lot higher.

Simple: One person puts up a riddle and the first person to get it right writes the next one. Riddles may or may not be RuneScape-related. Riddle: In marble walls as white as milk Lined with skin as soft as silk Within a fountain crystal clear A golden apple does appear. No doors are there to this stronghold Yet thieves break in and steal the gold. What am I?

...and we care...why? ...(leaves)

*steals cheese.*

Wow. Just...wow. :shock: This is, without a doubt, the best idea I have ever seen.

In the Crandor Isle shipwreck.

=D> Yay!

By honour, you mean "not saving yourself when you know you're going to die and/or not making sure you don't lose too much", don't you? If you really want an "honorable" fight, use teleblock or a Dragon Scimitar special so that they're practically defenseless. Go to the Duel Arena, even. Just GROW UP and stop whining! Right. Rant over.

AAAGH! MY EYES! THEY BUUUUURN!

Massive WOW. This is the coolest quest I've ever heard of! If I was strong enough and this was real, I would DEFINITELY do it. 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10

Poison Chalices from Mr. Stankers west of McGrubor's can heal or hurt up to 49 hp. Not sure of max heal, but it's the most damaging ITEM in the game. *Note: I said the most damaging item, not the most damaging thing possible. It hits harder than most monsters ever will, but several things can hit even higher.

I find it extremely hard to believe that almost no-one has said this... 1 MILLION OURG BONES They give the highest amount of Prayer exp in the game, only surpassed at a certain level by Genie lamps. Plus according to the TIF price guide, they're at least 6k each. When I got 99 Prayer, I could sell the rest and make a fortune!

AAAAAAAAGH! The EBIL 3rd page! I shall save de blog! Bump.

If you need seeds, just let me know. I have heaps that I can't use.

Bumpatron.