same here, my ex-friend, well, basicly he should learn what a kick in the shin is and what a fair tackle in soccer is, and while im at it, so should his mum. my friend, lets call him John, and the idiot, lets name him, err, will idiot do!? ok so *John jogs back to help with defence* *The ball is passed to John* *The idiot kicks him in the shin* (note: the kick in the shin was definatly NOT an accident lol) i guess in this case his mum is more of an idiot but belive me, they are both as bad as each other. but wait, the story isnt done ; John: What the * Idiot: what? John: you kicked me in the shin Idiot: did not John: did to and it goes on when break ends John mumbles on about the idiot, then the idiot's mum says: now, lets not forget our sportsmanship. that was soooo funny. :lol: