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Awesome birthday present! *is jealous* :P Hey Saru, I'm still playing the PS3...I'm probably one of the few who doesn't wanna upgrade to a PS4. :P Ummm yes you are indeed. My little sister still has her PS2 though. smh. Ima go smack her just for that. NEXT GEN FOR LIFE. I have a few consoles: SNES N64 PS2 NFM3 (Netflix Machine 3) ((PS3 I only use for Netflix)) SMH. I have: PS1 PS2 Xbox Xbox 360 Xbox 1 Fun fact: I actually only have Xbox 1. The rest I had years ago and broke them somehow. Also fun fact: Destiny is fun. That's a fact. You should buy it. It's so much goddamn fun. LOOK AT ME BEAST IN THIS PVP CLIP: http://xboxclips.com/Urtehnoes/40afd8ad-3e6f-446e-8b95-dcaf5e35cf84 OR IN THIS ONE, WHERE THIS ENEMY GETS IN THE WAY OF MY SCOPE http://xboxclips.com/Urtehnoes/022cb6f4-e5d2-47a1-adaf-49059f2f0e9e note: you can't spell SCOPE with OP and sce

DESTINY: THE TAKEN KING WILL BE RELEASED IN 5 HOURS. DEAR GOD MY BODY IS READY. MY BODY IS SO READY. IT IS GETTING EVEN MORE READIER DEAR GOD, RUNESCAPE WAS NEVER THIS COOL - AND I PLAYED IT FOR LIKE WHAT, 14 YEARS?????????

Awesome birthday present! *is jealous* :P Hey Saru, I'm still playing the PS3...I'm probably one of the few who doesn't wanna upgrade to a PS4. :P Ummm yes you are indeed. My little sister still has her PS2 though. smh. Ima go smack her just for that. NEXT GEN FOR LIFE.

mfw i never forgot this kid still owes me $35 from jr year in highschool. but I figure no point in asking for it back yet if I am not playing. Awesome birthday present! *is jealous* :P Hey Saru, I'm still playing the PS3...I'm probably one of the few who doesn't wanna upgrade to a PS4. :P He lent me the staff like 6 months ago but quit for XBoringOne so I just assumed it's a birthday gift :P You have no birthday. You were born before birthdays were a thing.

Oh, you sexy graph, you. http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Black_santa_hat

Transfer it all to osrs and start over.

Yeah I visited GameFAQs first too. It sucked cuz most of the guides were written for RS Classic instead of RS2. This was back in like July 2004. Yup. That was the first time I saw heavy use of ascii-art. ... and pretty much the last time. Ernest the Chicken - Text-only guide. Dear god. That took my 10 year old brain forever back in 2001/2002.

Holy shit. It'll be 10 years for me soon, also. O.O I remember before I knew about Tip.It, having to go to GameFAQs for those horrid text-only quest guides. When I learned about Tip.It it was a dream come true. Then someone said they had a forum and I'm like "so?" and then I joined like 6 months later. Yay for Tip.it.

Fixed, thanks. ...Just finished another run of Crota's end without a Crux of Crota dropping :( O Necrochasm, won't you ever be mine :(

^^ yep, thanks. Also, something to keep in mind - Hunter and Warlock are more similar to each other than either are similar to Titan. There's a in-joke that the Developers hate Titans, because they're so different from the other classes. (Not bad necessarily, just different.) Adding on to the super descriptions: Hunter Bladedancer - you turn into a lightning-fast, lightning-filled ninja, running all over the place slashing people up with knives (very fun!!) Gunslinger - You turn into a one man army, with a golden gun that gets 3 shoots that one hit kills anything, except bosses/majors. Nightwalker - Bow and arrow (Zaryte bow) that traps enemies in their spot - great for team play. Titan Striker - You are a missile. While not as agile (turning corners = hard), a Titan can run extremely fast and smash into things. The super move 'Fist of Havoc' smashes the ground emitting lightning and killing nearby enemies. Defender - You get a big purple bubble that has great bonuses. You also get the best grenade in the game, a suppresor grenade, which.. does awesome things to enemies. Sunbreaker - You are Thor. That's exactly what it sounds like. (Flaming hammers!!) IF you're not sure, I'd highly recommend Warlock - they are the most versatile of all classes. Voidwalker class (my favorite) is amazing. It's a glass Cannon class for sure, but a helm that you can get boosts up your defence. So, like a Crystal cannon. Their Sunsinger class is epic because you can revive yourself if you die. And their Storm caller class is epic because you become Emperor Palpatine. And actually, I did get the level 40 Class items :) ... After an eternity doing the Sepik's prime strike [spoiler=Warlock Lvl 40 Class Items Obtained] ... I totally get why Bungie did the 2.0 a week prior to TTK, because it would have been a mess to do both at once... But, man, this week is so out of sorts. Also: Sy/Steve, either of you heard the Tower PA's lately? They've introduced a ton of just hilarious tower PA's that go off every 10 minutes or so. Things like "Guardians, having a ghost is no excuse for jumping off the tower all the time."

Too complicated? Borderlands 2 is the greatest game that was ever made :| It's definitely worth investing any time needed to learn the game. It's so fun.

Exotics are where all the fun in the game is. Xur is selling No Land Beyond - if you have the Strange coins, pick it up! It's a WW2 Primary Sniper Rifle of sorts. It's not the greatest, but it can be fun using. ..... After about 4 hours, I finally completed the Voidwalker and Sunsinger subclass quests. Dear god, that Voidwalker subclass quest sucked.

What Console? If Xbone, add me (GT Urtehnoes) and I can walk you through stuff. 1) Don't get overwhelmed. This game has what, 8 different types of currencies? All sorts of tokens, reputation, quests, faction quests, subclass quests, bounties, weeklys (heroics, nightfall), raids, yada yada yada yada. Some people I know got frustrated because there was 'so much to learn' about all that stuff, but if you take it one step at a time, it really isn't bad at all. And with this update on Tuesday, they merged some currencies so you don't have to bother with them all. 2) Once you get level 4, go to Xander 99 in the Tower, he's in the middle above the stairs, get every bounty from him. As you do story missions, you'll check off a bounty or two, they usually involve "kill 10 enemies on the moon", or something. 3) Also unlocked at level 4 is the Crucible, the PVP arena where you can use your own weapons, and everyone does the same damage to everyone. This is a very fast way to level up, far faster than playing the story. 4) Level & Light - once you get to level 20, your items will start to have a 'Light' level - this used to be a really confusing system that, thankfully, Bungie has changed on Tuesday. Just know that a higher light level = more damage. (It can be seen as an overall average of your gear and weapons.) EDIT: I actually am not sure if items themselves will have a light level on Tuesday... They used to, but perhaps that is done away with completely. 5) There are many, many LFG sites out there that you can use to find people to raid with. DestinyTracker is great: http://destinytracker.com/destiny/lfg?system=xbone 6) Companion services: There are (literally) countless apps, websites, etc, that you can use with Destiny. For example, the Destiny Item Manager Google chrome extension/phone APP allows you to move items between characters and your vault (bank). There are also websites that show you your stats, etc. It's really kind of cool. 7) https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/ Really awesome subreddit - there's tons of helpful stuff on there, and it's the #1 way to always be in the know. 8) Raids are really fun. 9) Destiny is a really fun game. I think it's my favorite since Runescape... Which is saying a lot. 10) Xur, Agent of the 9. Every Friday-Saturday, this tentacle faced stranger shows up in the Tower, selling Exotics. Exotics are the rarest type of weapons/armor, and they are all very epic. You can buy whatever you want with Strange Coins, which you get just from playing the game. http://whereisxur.com/ will tell you where he is every weekend, and what he is selling: Un-related: I stuck a lightning grenade to thin air. I was kind of dumbfounded for a second, which is why I stood there getting shotgunned. http://xboxclips.com/Urtehnoes/62ee1a5c-90f0-4fc4-b43b-3219d694b853 Edit: This was the best Atheon kill my team ever had. He was at a sliver of health, and there was only like 2 people left alive. Before Atheon had a chance to teleport them to Mars/Venus they unloaded their gallys on him without Times Vengeance, and managed to kill him right before we wiped from the Oracles. http://xboxclips.com/Urtehnoes/9fd9b1df-cf0d-491c-b19c-9f802835380a Was fun.

The 18gb for Xb1 took over 6 hours to download. Luckily my brother started it for me 3 hours before I got off work - which left 3 hours of trying to do homework while begging the Gods that the download percentage would increase by just one measly percent. It should be much faster to anyone downloading it now, though. Protip: Don't complete the subclass quests OR the faction quests until the TTK comes out. Otherwise you will not get the all the rewards and "apparently won't be able to re-obtain" per some twitter post I cba finding again. Also: Gunsmith weapons are here if you wish to test em out - pretty cool. You need to do your Nightfall before testing the guns in order to get Rank 1 in time for next week. Also the Rift MAPs are free for this week only for ALL Destiny players - Rift is so goddamn fun. Holy crap. My mind is only going to melt when Mayhem is released on Friday. These new TTK maps are so fun. I honestly can't remember being this excited about game before, besides Runescape.

Yay@ Driving is soooo funnnnnn. Also: all driver's ed cars have the extra brake. They don't trust anyone ;) I wouldn't either. Driving really isn't that hard, but most drivers have absolutely terrible situational awareness. (Even though mirrors provide most of that for you - as long as you look.)

Destiny 2.0 is tomorrow! Update your stats (if you track them) on DTR now so that they are archived correctly! http://destinytracker.com/

Aww damn, that sucks about the Ram. I heard that Xur never offered it :s heck even the Gally has been offered twice ;-;

Xur is selling: Titan: Helm of Saint-14 - best Titan exotic, blinds enemies who enter your bubble. Hunter: Khepri's Sting - gives you a beetle on your arm and crouching gives you cloaking and 4x damage while cloaked melee. Yep. Cloaked gunslinger. Warlock: Obsidian Mind. Helm that reduces nova bomb cool down when you kill with nova bomb and enemies killed reduce charge of Nova bomb as well. Aka 24/7 nova bomb. Great week. Helm of Saint 14, Obsidian Mind, and Crest of Alpha Lupi (titan) were the only missing exotics that I needed. Now I just need the Titan chest. Also, trials of Osiris is selling helms this weekend!!! Yess. Weapon is Patience and Time. Sniper rifle. Cloaks and gives you radar while aiming down site. You do still give off lens glare in pvp, FYI. TL;DR BUY HELM OF SAINT 14 EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TITAN YET. IT IS AMAZING.

Double post,heres a "poetic guide to vault of glass, in case you want a hint of what 5o do, but still want to figure out yourself." This is some epic of gilgamesh writing right here. I was floored reading this. Even though I just completed vault of glass for the first time in July, it's become mundane quickly, and this reminds me of how epic it is. [spoiler=Spoilers, I guess.] https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/3jczbc/the_vault_of_glass_a_poetic_guide/?sort=confidence THE DOOR Violet fiends, A trifecta of nodes Fight back! Control the zones A structure weak Becomes the key Construct it slow To set you free. CONFLUXES Down the face Of vertical doom A structure lies ahead of you It beckons to its machines of hate Stop them before it is too late Headless constructs seek no goal They wish to take you as their toll If they taint you with their blight Be cleansed within the well of light Two more there are, one left, one right Each obscured from the other's sight Hurry before the fight begins Division is the key to win A third one now you will recall And it is the hardest one of all Three on one, two on the other The last requires one to cover ORACLES Chimes of erasure start to sound Divide to cover ample ground Orbs infect you if not slain So kill them fast to beat their game Seven songs these lights will sing Endure them all to face their king Silence them but don't take long Or you'll have to survive another song TEMPLAR The songs have roused the keeper of doors And thus begins a brand new war A monstrous hydra clad in light Will force the fireteam to fight Kabr bestows you with his token Claim it, restore what time has broken Abilities given to that which wields And strength to pierce the hardest shields Bring down his barrier but beware New prisons will surround you there Destroy them fast to inflict the pain Before his guard he will regain While bare of shield, a way point can Reveal the Templar' secret plan Be first to reach this destination To prolong your devastation Amid the chaos, familiar songs They will infect you before long Gather to he who bears the shield And bask within the light he light he wields The fight is tough but time is key Else a tougher fight is what you'll see Bigger beasts will stoke your fear So hurry now, enrage is near. GORGON'S LABYRINTH Through the door and down the path What lies ahead is born of wrath Deeper, deeper you decend Until you've reached the deepest end In your descent keep watchful eyes For ancient treasures lie nearby To the right, materials hold And to the left, perhaps some gold Ahead you glimpse a ghastly light Do not pass within its sight These harpies are not what you know Kept hidden on Venus, deep below Find the exit, search the maze Avoid the dreaded gorgon's gaze If they see you, prepare to fight It will require tremendous might At the end you'll find a drop But this is not where you must stop Building blocks of time and space May guide you before they are erased GATEKEEPER Gather now before time's tomb You now must enter the fabled room An open door reveals the gates It is time to become the bringer of fate Two gates, two plates and just one sentry Slay it to secure your entry Enter each one to begin Another keeper lies within The past, the future, pay no mind There is a relic there to find Its touch brings darkness if you wait So Cleanse yourself outside the gate When you emerge, a spire now Summons it's infernal crowd The ports that granted you the way Now beckon beasts for you to slay ATHEON Time's flow has surely been corrupted The slumbering god has been disrupted Attempts to harm him barely tickle Without true vengeance, your might is fickle In a flash your group becomes two And there becomes two jobs to do Half will linger in the same place Others will have a new goal to chase Those inside reveal their location While the others use association Past and future each have a gate Open the right one and don't be late In stranger times one loses sight A hidden boon can cleanse with light It's guard however must be cut down Before this token can be found Once this relic has been taken The fabric of time will be shaken Orbs of doom again will chime Kill them or be lost in the corners of time Your vengeance now is manifest Leave the gate to face your test Gather on the podium stone Raise your illuminating dome While light defends, your bullets fly When time runs out your light will die Prepare for swift evacuation And brace yourself for transportation Over and over and over again Just a few attempts to win Follow all the steps here mentioned And you will surely become legend

The prayer circles are hilarious. I find a player who sucks can only screw up the team on Crota, where a player death summons the oversoul that wipes the team unless killed. I always giggled when people complained about how much rs subscription is. It's so cheap compared to other games. @Sy Destiny pvp is not a good gauge on your skills. A hunter with quick draw, shot package and party crasher is going to kill anyone when they slide around the corner at you. I also find the radar hopelessly useless in pvp, though this seems slightly intentional. The key to being a good destiny player, in the end, boils down to how you as a teammate work with those around you, party or not. If you're raiding (which you should absolutely do asap, the vault of glass is truly an amazing and awe inspiring trek the first time you do it), and you die, that doesn't make you a bad player. But if you start yelling at your team about how no one is helping and you have to do everything and how can all these clowns suck so bad, we'll... Not only does that lower team morale and break the cohesion of the team, but it will directly effect how the fight with Atheon ends. So many things in Destiny come down to teamwork, and if you can work well with your team, then your individual performance will matter less and less. Except at skolas. If you run across the map for a heavy and die we are not reviving you. XD Edit I wrote this on my phone excuse the grammar. I'm considering buying a ps4 with taken king so I can try it out there as well. God this game is addicting.

^^ I didn't realize that you didn't have the expansions - yea they are absolutely worth it, considering the price now. I just spent 3 hours trying to help 2 friends beat Skolas for triumph. I had to call it quits after 3 hours :| they just weren't getting it, and I'm not good enough at Skolas to carry others. I can't wait for Trials again on Friday <3 I got Titan Gloves on Monday night, and they look sick as hell. I'm really hoping the Osiris vendor is selling Helms, because all of the Osiris helms look so sick. 5 Pictured: Sexy as hell outfits from trials of osiris Speaking of trials, this website is amazing: http://www.destinytrialsreport.com/ ... Also got Ram + Gjallahorn + Thunderlord from Nightfalls today, lmao. Final note: To anyone who isn't aware, there is a really great, thriving Destiny subreddit, where people share tips and tricks, and are surprisingly unasshole-ish for the most part, considering that it's part of the internet. https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/ Also, to arrange fire teams for raids: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fireteams/

I just went flawless again today. I so far have Jewel of Osiris and The Messenger both adept, arc. The Messenger is so killer. I also have gloves/boots for my lock.I've been trying to get my xb1 pals to go ToO, but only one of them likes it, so the other guys just like die right away to get it done faster >.>

you're 20???????????? goddamn you're young af

FLAWLESS. Of course my screenie missed the lootpic. Jewel of Osiris (Adept), Claws of Ahamkara exotic.

Yeah I ended up ascending as I had hidden hand, ease under fire (or whatever), and agile scope. In other news, a friend asked for help w/ skolas - he was already at wave 3, so I was like sure. That was at 2:10pm At 7:36 pm, one minute ago, we beat Skolas. I ended up swapping from Warlock to titan to warlock. When skola's health was so close to death that the yellow was gone, my two teammates died at the same time, and I got redbarred... with no revive. I jump up pop a rocket off at him - oh, it hit the side of the building. And now I have no rockets. And now I have the essence, and then a fallen captain jumped up right next to me (lightswitch) ... needless to say I've never swore more in my entire life. ....And I realized that I did not have a treasure key when we got to the chest. #storyofmylife My dumb cursor is blocking it, but: Keep in mind that I swapped back from Titan to Warlock after wiping about... 4 times on round 6. It was kind of annoying me that my KDR was a lot higher. But they both hadn't done it before, and apparently one of em didn't have max weapons >.<