Saru Inc

Don't listen to him Tripsis. he's a player. edit: queue awkward silence.

there be homosexual relations in this post: :))) so me and my friend went to Ruby Tuesdays today. And We sat down, and i am looking at my menu (but I already know what I want) and this foot nudged mine kinda abruptly: "anything to drink?" I look up. Dear God. Mad hot dude looking anxious as hell. My friend said water. I said "Mr. Pibb." He looks back at me and *cutely* stutters some inane fact about it. You could tell he was trying to start a conversation. I didn't really know what to say, being nervous as hell so I just said "yep." and he kinda walked off. My friend goes "awww, he was really into you." and I was like "really? :( I couldn't tell." But he comes back and asks what we want, and he'll only talk to my friends, not really me. And she said "I want the chicken." HE started going all"ohyea thats so amazing etc. etc. its REALLY good." and then I say "hamburger" "k." He was afraid to talk to me, wouldn't say one thing, but kept on talking to my friend. But as soon as he thought I wasn't looking he would stare at me (I could tell from the reflection of a glass, and thats what my friend would say.) And he really did not make eye contact with me, it was just -- so obvious. Lol. And he's so hot. So, even though I'm not forward whatsoever, I left my # on the receipt in the tip pile, maybe he'll text. He also kept on getting *my* order wrong and would profusely apologize. And my friend was like "hes really really really into you" So cute... Perhaps I'll get a text? Or he didn't realize my # was on the receipt and threw it out by accident.

nd thats what you get when u call the S man a best friend. btw jane is my inbred cousin.

no im saru

thats offensive to someone out there

I AM AWARE OF WHAT I ARTICULATED

oh hai clarice

snitches get stitches.

THE [bleep]? BEST FRIENDS? COPULATING EVERY NIGHT, AND LIKE I BEND MY BACK OVER FOR YOU! SEXUALLY AND NON SEXUALLY! I AM ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU! YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT TO ME! and thats what i am. a best friend. srs? if i were you i wouldn't open any large boxes from the mail with no return address.

yh yh.

i will lmao. it was pretty obvious, he refused to talk to me basically, but would talk to my friend (girl) like 24/7, but every chance he would get he would glance back at me. And he kept on getting my order wrong. lmao.

It is indeed Krimi. And oh [cabbage] I got like.... butterflies obt i ain't even lying. feel like a school girl. a 6 foot 2 inch tall school girl.

no thats the 4 loko i slipped into your towns water supply.

i know what to do hide your kids hide your wife http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsVSBhSwJg

dear lord you sure love your lindsey lohan's of the world.

booo where you be? and btw: watch out for the vixens, they might go all bella on you.

yea it inspired billy corgan and the smashing pumpkins cd

Really? I thought that the 2nd one had a very accurate description. And no, I do not remember when Tip was back then, I think...

sure but i like never play. or if i do its from 1-3am est :|

guys obt is getting married. she boozed him up and he said yes. lmao. what a tool.

hi !!

smallpost4smallblog just kiddin! Welcome back! Enjoy your stay! o and enjoy your r scape

It was a dinner of skittles, correct? If not, then I am dissapoint. (I had tropical skittles tonight, and I thought of you. No hetero)

Yay! I LOVE NEW ARMOR!

Damn.... I'm sorry dude :(