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You know I'd actually might get intimate, provided she kept the clothes on. Actually, we have a new issue to worry about. Facial hair. I kind of feel like he's going to kill me. I DONT NEED TO SEE THAT. [cabbage]. Im more scarred than seeing Anna Popplewell. only good thing to ever come out of stargate rumors is hes quite the gay. ok not rly rumors but i just googled it because he looks pretty gay to me.

no i think just due to the position i was in with the 'o' man, it counted us as one. but it wasnt gay or anything

Not appropriate. There are kids in the audience. Shiza

Sounds like all good things that come in three As well as our dead celebrities With all these women and gucci dreams A threesome is the only cure I could give to thee.

Pink's been replaced.

^^ That is amazing. HOwever, not to put a strain on the validity of the .gif, but that was most likely a man dressed as a woman.

hi im 12 is this wher i sign up for fally?

Guy: I am going to get 99 agility right now! Me: I thought you didn't like to train it. Guy: Ya but it has cool cape and emote. This is the reason sadly. Not for everyone, but for most. This post disgusts me. what is it to you why they get the 99? It's their choice, whether they go the legal way or not. I did 99 Agility because I wanted the cape. Explain why someone who does it because they like running around in circles for MONTHS to be better?

Yea just did 4 larges on different worlds and only dc'd ONCE.

Explains it. It just dc'd me (this was maybe the 20th dc of the dungeon.) and this time it kicked me out completely without even giving me mother [bleep]ing partial XP. I am 300 xp from next level. I don't get whats going on. It's not m computer, because I have literally perfect internet, and I am lagging no where else anywhere on my computer. Nothing else is lagging but Jagex and this [cabbage] skill. edit: it didn't even heal me. the f?

31 X 500k = close to 16m? Nice nice. pro level, 10.10

TO be honest, I don't like the tip.it times :| it's too formulaic. BUT ANYWAYS! I gots to go chillwith some friends. And shovel snow. YAR. hi bows

I have your number. I know where you live. I'm not [bleep]ing unstable you [bleep]ing [bleep]. And I know the exact location of the San Andreas fault. Oh hello Superman Movie. Oh hello there inspiration. brb gotta go buy 3 nukes to strategically place.

Because you're unstable.

Loophole: an ambiguity (especially one in the text of a law or contract) that makes it possible to evade a difficulty or obligation DADT: Don't ask, don't tell (DADT) is the common term for the policy restricting the United States military from efforts to discover or reveal closeted gay, lesbian, and bisexual service members or applicants. Of couse now it's been repealed, you americans can force everyone out of the closet and throw it in their friends faces till they resent them, yay. :rolleyes: I have a feeling you don't have a very understanding grasp of this situation. Is ok.

California? Holy [cabbage] you live less than an hour away from me. Hi my name is Obtaurian, and I have been in the program for 16 years. Through hard work and dedication, it has been 14 years since the last time I found a friend on a forum who lived close to me; went to their house and gutted them like a pig. Repeat after me.

People who tell people they smoke weed. No one cares about you.

needs moar leroy. i rate this a 7 on the richter scale, 37 on the bmi scale, and a .1 on the tip.it bona fide standardized troll rate scale.

I'd like to buy a vowel? The letter A?

Ovaries are not obscene, tipit. EDIT: Wait, if ovaries aren't censored.... omfg u foul mouth I DIDNT SAY OVARIES I SAID *edit* tip.it doesn't edit these body parts. Intriguing. and y u gotta snitch obt? :|

I run 2 miles a night and do basic kinesthetics. However, the one way I brought my bmi down a few hundred points was with one easy trick: Self surgery. Who knew? I simply stole some novacaine from my dentist, and put it in some syringes. After injecting myself with about 80 syringes, only to realize novacaine doesn't numb like that, I never even felt my self jsut cutting off the lard, due to the lack of blood flow to the head, and sever bleeding caused by stabbing myself 80 times! I just cut away the fat and like that! The fat was gone. I also got a free vip ride in the back of a white limo to this huge party room called the H house. Apparently they were so proud of me they even gave me a little bracelet to go around my wrist, and said "he has 3 hours to live." That must mean I'm shooting past all your people! im going to a world of my own! that was 2 hours and 57 minutes ago. And i'm starting to get really tired so i just shot up some more meth, after all the oocaine pretty much destroyed my teeth and set me off on the jube jube frenzy that made me gain over 400 lbs. but yea so thats what i wanted to let u guys know is u dont have to be fat all you have to do is just ry a lit--

captain captain come in come in, over over? THE OBELISK IS GOING DOWN, ITS GOING DOWN JIMI IS KING THE HENDRIX! HE LIVES! HE LIVES! this is trisha takanowa reporting live from quahog, you've just witnessed the take over of the outergalatic ballastic time alternating unifying rhinestone indig-- ok, trying to spell Obtaurian out of adjectives is just imposssible at this point in the sentence. we come in peace

its a style...

im 12 whats that ? ok just playing im really 46. and thats innapropriate for the younger children.

dont worry we know :thumbup: