Sake_Samurai

teh fact that there are no japanese-like weapons in rs. katanas(like longsword), zanbatos(like 2h), wakizashis(like short sword, but can slash), kodachis (inbetween katanas and wakizashis, would provide defence bonuses), heck, even shinais(wood swords) would fit the bill. but i know lots of people would be very happy if these were ever made into rs.

i was thinking, a plain tiara could be used for rc, but a tiara with jewels could go well with the frog princess outfit, and perhaps give more crafting exp.

lmao!!!! that was funny.. you should see my thread about a n00b killing service, i think you would like it... newayz, feel free to critique teh ideas as well!

i would like to share some ideas of mine on christmas events, that would be nice to happen, but could disapoint many. 1)Bars selling eggnog 2)general stores with "wrap" option (...Buy 10, Wrap 1, Wrap 5, so on..) 3)snow 4)snowball fight mini-game, with f2p too. 5)decorated houses 6)reindeer replacing unicorns temporarily, and when you kill one, santa appears and gives you a bucket, and some coal, while saying, you have been naughty this year. you cant kill another one, because when you try, it says, "i don't want santa to think im really naughty, ill leave the reindeer alone" you can add more..

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then they all decide to attack in large groups and they kill you. i wish that i was more powerful than the [rs]gods combined...

erm.... to be frank.... i dont really know about that "big secret..." whats all this about world 66? Laws and nats make good money, i know, but is there some sort of spawning point for them or something in world 66? im confused... :oops: :?

it might be nessesary to chat a little bit more complexly than in the guide, lest others suspect you have an auto-miner that is programmed to say simple things. a losing few more seconds are worth not losing a few months being banned. those r my two cents...

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb, and sex is fun!". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large * that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her Little person friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like it had rabies. Unfortunately, the girl (aka the man) killed the poodle, and made frodo CRAZYY!!! Frodo smashed his head on Thormac's beloved ming-vase and kill everyone with his butterflyknife which is pointy and made of home brewed pork and is very dangerous when cold. But then something ate Frodo up. It was some giant naked bear, that liked beans on cold toast with glue attached. Frodo was regurgitated when he found a pshyco called 'Andr̮̩̉̉ Wallnut'. He tied his laces with strings made by a cow named Bobbyjohn Jr. The cow went towards pixie (i got board by here going up) shrinks and said "Blimey, I LOVE NUTS!". Funnily enough, nuts were cooked with even more nuts and covered in delicious nut alcohol. He quickly became drunk and disordely and accidentally made a very big pile of mustard. Upon closer examination, it appeared to have a tiny fire giant trapped with a gardenhoe bought from B&Q in a nutshell and it was on clearance today. Then everybody died, except for the panda with a mohok on his Partially balding head. Suddenly a man impersonated the one moose that liked cherry berry pie. And gota machinegun, shot his pet and got a gold plated toilet and pooped for five days straight! Afterwards she decided to jump in a vat of acid and then a rat came she killed it and murdered the squirell's pet peanut. THE END HA! Just joking. Then a monkey from small Inpanema said, "hi my name is Aaaaaaaaaaaa. You get outta the toilet and fight like a squrat or else i will be forced to burp loudly. At that he pulled out his rabbit-smithed carrot bazookato shoot the monkey, BANG!!! Then the slimy bogie shot up into orbit around your mommas head who then ate the monkey. After committing-suicide so monkey was buried alive. A ketchup bottle from outer space suddenly plumeted into a sink full-of potatos, killer potatos a potato ate a king monkey in a volcano full of water and nitro-glycerine. A person comitted suicide and sadly he died much teribaly but whoares his uncle had visited beautiful lady he died because his heart fell of the smart giant lard tub of flaming oblivion And the panda Sued Disney for bugs-bunny, but they sued her for being a the panda discovered FatJoe who tryed to hide under a rock tryed to hide under a rock but got... attacked by bugs giant killer bugs that barked loudly farted on cats and made gas that smelt cheesy they killed him However, this was how they rencarnated And swallowed dogs and cats with chubby hair attacked my grandma and almost made me a cake which looked like my dogs poop which i store in the fridge because and chubby cats that smelled like apples and pears Mucus eating rabbits with no feet ate my pig .(period) Then, a sexy rabbit hid behind the suspiscious building called "rabbits warehouse" and inside were twelve hundred pies, apple-pies containing oranges which isnt logical but is funny. Suddenly a tree was chopped down and landed on the penguins house but the penguin used an umbrella to hit a ball. it burst and spilled out onto the small kitchen floor knocking-over dr who's box,containing squirrels he called rose. she grumbled with resentment and slaped him,very,very, hard with a fish and a bone. Meanwhile, a potato was growing, exuberantly and eventually exploded and killed everyone. then and went to McDonalds to buy a pacemaker and 48 big macs but he couldnt buy a 4-piece-chicken-select because he was a vegan With a disease called very weird virus. It was still named Big Bob. When suddenly with a loud BANG! and small dogs..i like beans.. Back to reality, I finally understood why i could copy and paste on my computer.

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hey peeps, i fixed some of the little errors, except for teh head wizards name and the spelling of "abrury" besides that, i have noticed a few errors on the subject of alcohohol. so i am writing another story!!!(because i cant think of anything original) so writers block can be bye-bye. aaaannnnd! this is the last time i will bump this topic. adios peeps. Kah bah gee(im such a poser)

This is truly a marvel, and it could quite possibly make all the other storys on this forum pale in comparison, even mine.... good work, and if you have more parts, you should try to get it novelized.

im asking :wink:

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thks peeps!! i didnt expect so much positive feedback, because one guy in the general forum said it was too long and too boring. but i know there are little errors in it, and i will try to fixem.

i wrote a story that touches on the tutorial island experince, its called '"Why do you torment me so?!"' im really excited about feedback.

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nah, not mithril, pick some1 with a assorted armament of iron and bronze, and to spice it up, a wooden sheild.

i gave 3 million to TET it felt good and bad at the same time. but that money is in good hands, i assure you... its like winning the lottery!

TYTYYTYYTYTYYTYYTYYTYYTYYTYYT :D :) :o :lol: :shock: :P :twisted: :wink: :!: could a tip.it person pm me? i plan to donate.

the creator of this thread sent me a pm.... i think it was a test... but people have told me im paranoid, so it might be nothing...

Why does the Sake Samurai deserve 10 million gold pieces? I have a great love for newbies. Heck, I always feel inclined to do the right thing, no matter what the certain personÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s combat level is. If they need 20 gold, I run to my bank, grab some, and quickly run back. If someone wants to know where the nearest willow tree is, I feel I need to poke them in the right direction. I fish, and cook, not only for my skill XP, and for when I go on quests, but for others when they need it. Whenever I smith items, I sell them to raise money, until I can make a full set in that metal, then I make tons of sets and grab my supply of money and food and run off to Lumbridge. It gives me a nice feeling in my heart to see a level 3 sitting pretty; in full iron plate armor, a full helmet, a long sword, and a kite shield, or whatever it may be, bragging about having 2k, and knowing they have enough trout to last them to level 10. I would use this money to benefit myself, to be honest, but also to benefit others, the ones I wish to give to. I know that 10 million could be used better in other places, but I hope with all my heart that your randomizing process chooses me. Word Count: 244 RS name: Sake Samurai