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Omg! I slept in.. :shock: That pic is hysterical! I love it when you pee on the bodies! :lol: Gratz bro! :D

Wow, that plan is totally awesome. Free nat spls? :oops:

Ddr I wub you! I'm getting on atm, time to start staffing it up! :P

I'll post from time to time. :wink:

If you turn your wheel left / right and back again, then it will yes, but if your changing lanes it won't. Heh, I don't have this problem, for two reasons. One, I'm 12. Two, when I drive, I drive go-karts on a track. O:)

I do think your right on the worms, probably from a piece of meat or something you gave her... Dog food would've been the best thing for her from the start though. If you added some of those little gravy packets or something, I'd bet she'd eat it. 16 years old though, she's probably getting ready for, well yeah... My dog passed away in July, had a stroke. Died in 6 hours after the stroke. :cry: Also, I suggest cutting down on the wet foods, and slow up on the milkbone biscuits too. Also, maybe try getting one of those automated water dispensers, where you can control the water levels? I hope she gets better!

ROFL! :lol: If I had some room left in my signature that would be siggied! #-o Anyway I'm 15, turning 16 shortly... Guys, guys, chill. No, i'm not 42 years old, nor I am a virgin. I thought people would catch on to my joke, and not have it taken seriously. I'm 17. I thought they would have caught it too :? What are you guys smoking? Of course I got the joke. :roll: The fact that I was Rolling on the Floor Laughing at your joke should of made you realise that I had gotten it. Oh and by the way, you missed out the part that you live in your Grandma's Basement. :wink: All I know is I looked at his sig, and thought, "ROFL!"

I'm 12. *Gasp* 13 in two months though :D I am quite smart for my age though, and I hate talking like a seven year old moron. :P

Heh, all I got was an X-Box this year. Last year though.. oh lord.. Massage chair, Black RAZR (the phone..), 60 GIG video iPod, full set up for my laptop, couple hundred $$$, etc. PSP games: GTA games, Tony hawk, MLB 2006 ( Yes it's old, but best one IMO). Not to many good games for it unfortuantly.

German, French-Canadian, english, spanish, and a few others. I am related to Sacajewawa, except I can't spell her damn name lol.

I assume then that you also don't like going in Convertibles? Or is that just taking it a bit too literally? :? To literally :P Anything involving cars, go-karts, quad's, etc, I'm fine.. It's relaly bizare.

It's comments like this that make me want to shoot someone.

That's not popular, that's moronic. :P Although, do not go thinking that because you have nicer clothes means your better then people without'em. That's just your ego getting ahead of you, and you have to keep it in check. You could also consider the "Homeless Bum" approach and wear a cardboard box to school? People may start to sympathize and become your friend. Actually, they want to stay away from you when you do that.

Phoenix, Arizona. Pros: Mostly Friendly people Great food Lots of variety in culture Not to many smokers :D Great Basketball team Awesome Tubing river Cons: Becoming the next L.A. Other then the Suns, our sports teams suck. Seriously. Gangsters / Gangster Wanna-be's are starting to show up by the truck full. Weather changes rapidly.. 115 degrees in the summer, 80 in fall, 40 in winter. Dust storms stink. Lots of party kids from ASU, meaning lots of DUI's. Drug dealers in Downtown, it's ridiculous. Homeless people in Downtown, also ridiculous.

Most common areas in the US for tornados. I actually live in Tornado Ally or just barely to the north (would only be a few miles to the north). I live almost perfectly in the middle of it all, Northeastern Kansas lol, never had a tornado go through my area though, they always go around. And is it me, or has tornado ally expanded over the years, last time I saw a map it only included maybe half of those states and didn't go that far north. :-k I think it has too. Last time I saw this map it hardly included Illinois. I hope your alright! If you have a basement, get in it. (To late now, I'd imagine.)

I'd like a little more information on what you mean really, I'm sort of confuzzled. ( Yes, I had to say that. )

Best: Yes, I will say it, PS3. Unless you have one, you really dont know what your missing. The controller is motion sensitive, ( less so then the Wii, but still interactive) and it has by far the best graphics. Worst: I dare say it, Blu-ray discs.

That's not popular, that's moronic. :P Although, do not go thinking that because you have nicer clothes means your better then people without'em. That's just your ego getting ahead of you, and you have to keep it in check.

It's not a phobia I know of (name wise).. But I have a problem going fast on something without a roof, unless I'm controlling it. For example, rollercoasters don't give me that want to puke affect, they give me a fear that it'll go off the track, my heart races, etc. I have fainted on a rollercoaster before. Motorcycles just scare me when I'm not controlling it. 60MPH is close to my limit, depending on road conditions, terrain, etc.

Well, let me give you a few first impressions from what I see. ( This is coming from a popular kid at my school, so I'd suggest take it. [ At my school it is very hard to become popular.]) DO NOT TAKE ANY OF WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY OFFENSIVELY. I presume you are considered weird, due to the fact of your apperance / attitude. You're probably a "nerd", which makes it hard to get friends. Your wardrobe is probably outdated, and "un-trendy". My suggestions: DO NOT MENTION RUNESCAPE AT SCHOOL, EVER! Make a few friends, and slowly earn your popularity. Have a cool attitude, if a teacher yells at you, so be it. Don't show any emotion, and then laugh with a friend. ( Once the teacher can't see you that is :P) Look at some of the more popular kids and their wardrobe. Get some clothes like them. And if you wear glasses, get contacts! Contacts > Glasses, big time. Do not do nerdy things, and try to hang out with the girlz. You get a rep with the girlz, you get a rep with everyone. FLIRT! FLIRT, FLIRT, FLIRT. Flirting, and flattering a girl makes them feel special and wonderful. Trust me, I know. :D Correct me on anything I said wrong there, about you I mean. Take my suggestions, you'll thank me later!

I fly quite a bit, and know airline procedures pretty well. The odd's of your bag being stolen / lost are slim to none. I've only had one bag lost in my flying experience, and it was returned the very next morning, to my front door. As long as you have tags on it, you'll be fine. As for the pipe, make sure that you put it at the BOTTOM of your bag. Yes, BOTTOM. That way it's least likely to be seen. If I were you, I'd just ship it to him, but hey, your not me :P. But make sure that you do not have ANY liquids before you go through security, you have no lighters, and you have 50-100 dollars. Once you get in your terminal, then you can buy food and drinks. With your Carry-on, stash your drink in it just to be on the safe side. ( Make sure you Carry-on fits BELOW your seat for easy access.) I suggest getting there very early, if it's a late morning / afternoon flight. That way you can eat at one of the nice sit down resturants. Those are my suggestions, and remember, have fun!

I stopped drinking it around 4 years ago. Why? I heard that the University of Michigan did a test on it, and they put a STEEL nail in a 1 liter bottle of Coca-Cola. In three day's, that nail was COMPLETELY DECINIGRATED. Imagine what that does to your stomach.

ouch :shock: then again, I have to also say that I'm surprised only 3 ribs were broken. Weak. :lol: As for the shirts, I would buy one, if my parents wouldn't look at me like I was from Ukraine and only understood Japaneese when I would ask them for a credit card. They is two kids, who at the time weren't high, or else that kid probably would've been killed, but they were only doing really stomach, nut (yes nut.. *cringes*) and head kicks. So there were probably only 6-15 kicks in the ribs.