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You can get it for free too, arrr. btw, isn't England supposed to be divided?

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Except Africa was also occupied by Argentina, the ERE, and Italy...

2) technically this means I colonized Gotland before you proclaimed independence Dusty! Blast. The Golden Ram shall fall, nooooooo! No, they're [bleep]ing annoying is what they are.

Oh, and we're not on the next decade yet, right? Instead of infrastructure I'll spend the remainder of my money on building galleys and transports. So that's like 3.5m on ships.

Dungeonal and Grim are [bleep]ed. The only thing that stopped the Mongols were their succession crisis'.

In case Retech missed it: Oh and I also guarantee the independence of the Balearic Islands. And Crete. And Gotland. GOTLAND [bleep] YEA!

No, it is an entirely different country. Technically, León is now the 'mother country' of Wales, but they're two distinctly different countries.

Icu, the success of your entire plan depended on our entire alliance abandoning all our defenses and sending all our troops to the Canary Islands to hide. Or in simpler terms, you were [bleep]ed because we're not bumbling robots that dance to your pre programmed script.

I'm pretty sure the Huns were Europe's version of the Huns. Nowhere does it say that he was given control over France or some other country though (which is what you're planning to do with Egypt). It's actually quite interesting, since Denmark and the HRE butted heads constantly historically. Alright, my declaration of war is recalled. Hehe.

So you plan to give up your country so you can govern some town?

England's entire army was just defeated and the country is in civil war. You could just waltz in and take over the northern half of England with little opposition. Lolwut. Curious if you can provide me with any example where a vassal state was given control over its master's territory?

Updated map Changes: Put back in Lichtenstein (If you want a country don't just assume to annex it!) Put Norway back as an NPC country (it was only coloured as a mistake) Coloured in the Zeirids. What... You were just handed England on a silver platter you idiot.

Since when has Lichtenstein been an Italian dependency? Put it back good sir! -- Oh and León guarantees the independence of Andorra.

That's how many men you're sending to Cordoba, Mather?

Yay! There ya go Earth, England's open for whatever you want to do with it. Btw Retech if it splits it should split into like...York, Northumberland, Merica, Wessex, Cornwall, and whatever else. btw Retech, What does the (#) mean?

Whenever the English realize that it's more important for them to defend their own country rather than Wales (who they don't even like anyways). It is kinda annoying though how both France and the HRE storm into Bruges and Antwerp and annex it in two days or so, yet it takes me a week just to vassalize bloody Wales.

Can any further changes be made to that map? Fixed all those annoying white spots, and changed Wales' colour to reflect that it's not actually owned by León, merely a vassal state.

Anyways, whatever remaining budget I have before the new 5 year span is started is put into infrastructure.

So squeamish. Have a little faith!

Galleys. There's been a call for a crusade, but nobody has actually done anything yet. Useless. Militant Christian societies will produce equally skilled fighters. Religion has nothing to do with genetics.

When did I say I was at war with Cordoba, Egypt, or the Zeirids? I'm quasi at war with the English, and the declaration against Bulgaria is merely a diplomatic gesture to say '[bleep] YOU STOP THROWING DEAD PEOPLE AT STUFF'. btw your entire army got wiped out on Sardinia.

The Kingdom of León declares war on Bulgaria for trying to use the Bubonic plague as a weapon (on other Christians, no less). I'd urge anyone else to as well, or else it'll just force war to devolve into 'I send a dozen [bleep] with the Black Lion into your camp to make you all senile'. Yeah, that's why the Protestant reformation wasn't a big deal to the Catholic church, right? Or Islam? Because, they all worshipped God so it was no big deal.

You're already Egypt's [bleep], who else do you want to drop your pants for?

León changes its religion to recognize the Flying Spaghetti Monster as the supreme deity of Earthly creatures. btw in case anyone missed it: Retech's battle report is on the last post the page before this.