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Nah, I bombed military stations. No civilian casualties were reported. Last I checked the city of Tokyo wasn't a military base. :P

So you're going to bawwwwquit? And only 3 million deaths... Not to mention they somehow managed to destroy all his major cities. Yup, nothing OP about them! http://www.dll-files.com/dllindex/dll-files.shtml?d3dx9_35 Or just re-install Dx9.

Righto Sere. And Retech, what error are you getting? And what file does it say you're missing?

Just sayin'

http://www.paradoxian.org/eu3wiki/Main_Page As your first nation you should probably play as either Castille, Austria, or France, as they allow a large amount of screwing up without collapsing your country. Avoid playing as anything in Eastern Europe until you get a hang of it. That big purple Lithuanian blob might look like a powerhouse...but it generally collapses early on.

Regardless, everyone has a casus belli against you for the rest of the game.

The SR raises its active troops to 200,000. Considering my forces have been on 6 month rotary, I already have around 100,000 of those fully trained. Military Production kicks into high gear. The SR embargoes Turkey.

I ATTACK EARTHSAGE@@@ Critical hit! It's super effective!

Not really. Someone could fund rebels, or sow dissent, then it would be up to the moderators to determine whether that could cause a civil war/collapse. A split in the army would've been more realistic. It's not like they're hiveminds. So, like...half fight back against the Japanese, and another half fight for them. Also, plastic explosives to blow up super carriers... :wall: Also, Madacascar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8jFDdY9oDs The SR politely tells Turkey to quit poking its nose in Japan's affairs, as Japan may very well realise that Turkey has no way to stop it and even if it did try it would get soundly trounced in a war with the superior Japanese military. Actually, nvm. Go invade Japan. Don't worry, I'll make sure nothing happens to Istanbul :grin:

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Just reminding you Paul, that the second you use the RFGs, it'll start a massive argument and then everyone will just ignore it anyways.

There's two of them to boot! Idk, I just have good eyes for different colours.

ZING!

Zz can we stop beating this poor horse already? God exists, God doesn't exist, what the [bleep] does it really matter either way? Let's all just ignore it like we do everything else that bugs us.

What is with that slightly-off coloured grey box around Southern Africa?

I didn't really feel like looking at borders that were made to seem like swirls and waves haha.

[hide=Updated Map][/hide] Penguin, Paradox games are notoriously buggy at release. Wait until 1 or 2 patches have come out, then they're usually perfectly fine. Right now I'd just stick with HoI2.

I thought it meant pre menstrual, because Dusty is always on his period. Meh. Quite a bit better than being a perpetual douche :wink: Was that an intentional pun? Hm? I can't hear you over your doucheyness.

I thought it meant pre menstrual, because Dusty is always on his period. Meh. Quite a bit better than being a perpetual douche :wink:

Btw, you Poseidon, you should read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stalingrad And see if you can figure out why bombing a large industrialized modern city completely and then trying to take it by force is not a good idea.

Yea and Retech, the plan you proposed to them was to take over their gold mines, which is one of their primary industries and that makes up a large portion of their wealth. They'd never agree to that. "A virus has been found on a Polish mans computer, so the SR has assumed control of the country"?

The mines might be a problem, as I have a trade deal for gold with South Africa.

Agreed. Nobody can proxy a nation unless they are the war mod/gotten approval from the war mod and that country is currently getting attacked by another country.

Oki dokey, douche. "There is only but one God, Serephurus, and Archimage_a is His Prophet." Thou hath made God angry, and He shall tear thy post asunder. You picked a terrible Prophet then.