The Dark Lord

I can't imagine why they would do that. The vast majority of posts aren't very short, as they would be in the Forum Games board. Likewise, our posts do have substance to them. Therefore, it don't fall under the criteria for the admins to do that. Also, yes, they did do that.

Trol, that's not how Hegemony works, apparently. Otherwise, most of us would have had internal rebellions by now. Also, to be fair, if Doom did indeed PM Archi about placing bombs in Japan a month or so ago (whenever she occupied it), she can legitimately blow Japan up.

When Britain was traded with Grim, the infrastructure of Britain was averaged with his. When the islands were destroyed, he lost part of his infrastructure. Thus, he lost a fraction of his IAG since IAG is tied in with infrastructure. I hope that clears up some confusion.

To be fair, I did state the project in which the bombs were planted on the thread (although I didn't mention the bombs, for obvious reasons). I even PMed Archi about it. So unless you did that, you can't just magically blow up Japan out of spite. :roll: And to be blatantly honest, if you want to continue this argument, please do so in the Hegemony argument thread.

Just be sure not to flush the empty cans. And to be honest, you should have at least torn the papers up into little pieces before flushing.

Fair enough.

The Darwinian government has petitioned the Indian emperor to cede all of Australia and New Zealand back to Darwinian control. Darwin is fighting a massive internal war as the UAL and the UAA continue to fight against each other, invoking chemical weapons.

The United Atheist League, an extremist group, declares war on Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism. However, they're cool with the Pastafarians since we all know that Pastafarianism was created by an atheist in order to poke fun at Christianity anyway. The United Atheist Alliance declares war on the United Atheist League over the issue of world domination and whose name best represents atheists.

And thus the mighty empire of Darwin was established. Official religion: Agnosticism

I am sharing my research and IAG with Ico as well as leaving my troops under his command.

Rule 1, Dusty. ;)

There was a rather nasty incident today involving a Jaguar falling out of the sky and landing in Calais, crushing a French couple as they were vacationing. British and French authorities have been perplexed as to how this incident occurred, but apparently the Jaguar detonated, thus sparking fears that Hezbollah set off a car bomb on this beautiful French coastline. Hezbollah leader Abdul Ahmuhammadinejad has since declined to comment about it, but it appears that the Islamist group is planning a terrorist attack in Israel. These strange turn of events have provoked international outrage, and many nations across the world are boycotting goods from Islamic states. In other news... Dolphins and whales declare war on Japan after receiving human-level intelligence via some strange device. Many international experts blame Greece for implanting God's creatures with these devices in order to cause trouble in the land of anime and sushi. Of course, Greece has declined to comment. The Dolphin Warlord, Atreyu Seafarer, has sworn that he will do all that is within his capacity to conquer Japan in order to avenge his fallen comrades, both Dolphin and Whale, for the past grievances that Japan wrought upon his people over the past centuries. Also, historians have discovered some memorabilia from Soviet Russia in the possession of Obama's family. The family has admitted that the former US president, Barack Hussein Obama, was indeed a communist. Stay tuned for our broadcast at 10 o'clock for an update on this story! And now for Sports! Over to you, Tom. ... Tom? Well, folks, it appears that we're having technical difficulties. Apparently an angry mob has broke into our headquarters with violent intent after we fals-

That would be fine. :)

It doesn't really matter where it goes, to be honest.

Personally, I think that splitting the games up into European and American sessions is a terrible idea. It's much more fun if we can play with at least most of our players at once. Concerning the XP/loot issue, I'm honestly fine either way it goes. I am heavily supportive of the group working cooperatively though. That's what makes the game fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bQM5G5y7ik So hardcore. <3

I like the first and third ones the most, especially the third one.

What was that for?! EDIT: Thanks. :)

We could have called it the New World Order if you preferred that term.

Well, it also takes time to decipher it, so I don't see it being that useful unless it's communication from Earth to Mars or some other space mission. Also, I feel rather irritated about the article misleading me. Serves me right, I suppose. That's just another reason why not to use MSNBC or most other American media sources for that matter...

[hide]http://users.aber.ac.uk/lug9/hege/fed.mp3[/hide] Spear-headed by the British government, several nations have united under the banner of the United Terran Federation.

For those of you who wondered why I disappeared... I was disconnected from the server and couldn't get back on. Anyway, what's the updated map? How far did we explore?

[hide=]Rei Female Elf Cleric 4 Lawful Evil Zarosian Representing Serephurus Strength 9 (-1) Dexterity 15 (+2) Constitution 14 (+2) Intelligence 11 (+0) Wisdom 16 (+3) Charisma 17 (+3) Size: Medium Height: 5' 2" Weight: 100 lb Eyes: Green Hair: Blonde Skin: Pale Domains: Healing Protection Energy: Positive [Healing / Turns Undead] Total Hit Points: 36 Speed: 20 feet Armor Class: 21 = 10 + 8 [full plate] + 2 [heavy steel] + 1 [dexterity in armor] Touch AC: 11 Flat-footed: 20 Initiative modifier: + 2 = + 2 [dexterity] Fortitude save: + 6 = 4 [base] + 2 [constitution] Reflex save: + 3 = 1 [base] + 2 [dexterity] Will save: + 7 = 4 [base] + 3 [wisdom] Attack (handheld): + 2 = 3 [base] -1 [strength] Attack (missile): + 5 = 3 [base] + 2 [dexterity] Grapple check: + 2 = 3 [base] -1 [strength] Light load: Medium load: Heavy load: Lift over head: Lift off ground: Push or drag: 30 lb. or less 31-60 lb. 61-90 lb. 90 lb. 180 lb. 450 lb. Languages: Common Elven Long Spear [1d8, crit x3, 9 lb., two-handed, piercing] Full plate armor [heavy; + 8 AC; max dex + 1; check penalty -6; 50 lb.] Heavy Steel Shield [ + 2 AC; check penalty -1; hardness 10; hp 20; 15 lb.] Feats: Negotiator Persuasive Skill Name Key Ability Skill Modifier Ability Modifier Ranks Misc. Modifier Appraise Int 0 = +0 Balance Dex* 2 = +2 Bluff Cha 5 = +3 + 2 [persuasive] Climb Str* -1 = -1 Concentration Con 2 = +2 Craft_1 Int 0 = +0 Craft_2 Int 0 = +0 Craft_3 Int 0 = +0 Diplomacy Cha 5 = +3 + 2 [negotiator] Disguise Cha 3 = +3 Escape Artist Dex* 2 = +2 Forgery Int 0 = +0 Gather Information Cha 9 = +3 + 6 Heal Wis 3 = +3 Hide Dex* 2 = +2 Intimidate Cha 5 = +3 + 2 [persuasive] Jump Str* -7 = -1 -6 [speed 20] Listen Wis 5 = +3 + 2 [elf] Move Silently Dex* 6 = +2 + 4 Perform_1 Cha 3 = +3 Perform_2 Cha 3 = +3 Perform_3 Cha 3 = +3 Perform_4 Cha 3 = +3 Perform_5 Cha 3 = +3 Ride Dex 4 = +2 + 2 Search Int 2 = +0 + 2 [elf] Sense Motive Wis 7 = +3 + 2 + 2 [negotiator] Spot Wis 5 = +3 + 2 [elf] Survival Wis 3 = +3 Swim Str** -1 = -1 Use Rope Dex 2 = +2 * = check penalty for wearing armor Zero-level Cleric spells: 5 per day First-level Cleric spells: 4 (3 + 1) per day + 1 from a domain: Second-level Cleric spells: 3 (2 + 1) per day + 1 from a domain: Elf * + 2 dexterity / -2 constitution (already included) * Immune to magical sleep * + 2 racial bonus to saves vs. enchantments * Low-light vision * Proficient with longsword, rapier, longbow & shortbow * + 2 racial bonus on listen, search, and spot checks Cleric * Alignment Aura * Spontaneous Casting (heal) * Turn Undead (6x/day) * High wisdom gains bonus spells daily * Domain choices give additional abilities Class HP rolled Level 1: Cleric 8 Level 2: Cleric 8 Level 3: Cleric 6 Level 4: Cleric 6 + 1 to charisma Rei 's Equipment: 74 lb 3 lb 2 lb 3 lb 10 lb 1 lb 40 lb 8 lb 1 lb 1 lb 2 lb _____ 145 lb Weapons / Armor / Shield (from above) Arrows (quiver of 20) x1 Backpack Chalk Flint and steel Lantern (bullseye) Pick Signet ring Spyglass Alchemist lab Disguise kit Healer kit Holy symbol (silver) Spell component pouch Total More about Rei :[/hide]

The next round will be at 4 PM, -6 GMT?

That's a nice chunk of change for an F2P player. :) Your non-combat stats are also pretty nice as well. I would give it a 9/10 since I know how hard it is to make money and train Runecrafting in F2P.