The Dark Lord

French is much harder to speak than Spanish if you're an Anglophone because of the awkward pronunciation.

Nah, I think all he has to do is: GDP*0.2 = X X*0.2= budget

Vukodlak added Mather, but I'm not sure if he forgot to invite him to the village or not. If he was invited to the village, I think he would know (Mather would). It's hard to not notice the invite. Says something like "Do you swear your allegiance to ...." Oh, and those wines weren't earthsage's. He stole them from the chieftain's house (me), so that warrants an expulsion since he stole and lied about us giving the stuff to him.

Okay, but if you hesitate too much, Paul won't be around to help you do the HF trick, which you need him for.

World's End is about to be the biggest city in H&H.

Nah, son. Da wine is in Killville maybe. South of Shatterglass.

Yo can try, son. I gots me homies ova here. I'm da HNIC.

I like Lil Wayne, Lil James, and Bow Wow, son. I also like T-Pain. He tight. No homo.

Pumpkin Head Gang stole yo booze, son. Now are you gonna come to da East Side to come get it? We in da east siiiiide, son, 10 hours south, son. :rolleyes:

Since when did you become Irish?

You start out with the real life budgets of your country, as well as the real life population. This is Conservative Edition, not Liberal Edition. Jesus Christ...

The Eastern District is full. We need to make a Northern District. =\ Here are the names of people I know who live in the Eastern District: -Velwyn -Archi -Sarchi -Champion Ryu -Lake Laogai -Moustache -summoner9 -Lisek I forgot who else lives there, but there are a total of 12 plots. One of the plots is a giant hemp field for some crazy reason, but I think Yolan will allow someone to settle there (I think Nex is taking that plot). Also, Mather would be amazed by our teleportation method, which obviously involves a wormhole. @Doom: Bring your boar tusk mask. We have a cult there that likes to use a cave close to the Eastern District. They wear boar tusk helmets. @Everyone else: Don't touch the skeletons scattered throughout the Eastern District. They are pretty. Oh, and I may start a pumpkin head gang, for the laughs.

Hegemony: leadership or predominant influence exercised by one nation over others, as in a confederation. Well tip.it, as you have probably heard on the news, I successfully pushed leaders from the most powerful countries to sign the World Peace treaty. With the full cooperation of each nation, the world military has been obliterated and all funds have been redirected to me - the New World leader. I've always dreamed of having full power over the world, yet I simply cannot handle all this responsibility. That is why I assimilated all Tip.it'ers into my new world council. To you I give full power over the nation of your choice, in order to exercise your values over millions of people. I will not judge your choice of politics, yet you are responsible for making the country of your choice a better place. First come first serve, so place your dibs now! I personally will be stationed in Hawaii, which I have appointed to be the science capital of the world. Here I will hire all top minds of the world to research important scientific fields - namely space colonization and human engineering. I have segregated my tiny islands from the rest of the US, so it is still up for grabs for anyone who wants to rule it. So go ahead tip.it, let's hear your plans for ruling the world. If somebody doesn't seem fit to run the country you would have liked to rule, overthrowing them is always a possibility 8-) Play nice! EDIT: Here are the new world laws, to be enforced by the members of the Council (everybody!) -Play realistically within the 1 day = 1 year ratio -No nukes whatsoever -You can make or join an alliance, but your alliances rules only apply for the members in your alliance. -No extreme acts of war without retort. The country receiving the blow must retaliate. -Your troop number cannot exceed your population. Your population must also be sensible and take the size of the land you own into consideration (I will not accept new countries having populations of 1 billion.) -You may as of now expand your nations. However, taking over a country will take ATLEAST 3 days (if it is unpopulated) and potentially weeks if the other player retorts. -Take into account troop movement time. Even though airplanes and cars exist it still takes awhile to GET to a country, which a lot of people have ignored. -Crazy scientific advancements are to be shared with the entire world. Nobody has to right to discover energy-efficient cars and manufacture them exclusively. -If a player quits or becomes inactive, his country disappears. I know many will oppose this law, but I assure you it is the best way. -If a new player wishes to join, he has full right to take the country of his choice as long as nobody already chose it as their 'capital'. That means that even though you only have 2 countries and your 2nd is equally important as the one you chose, you'd still have to concede him your country (but he still cannot take the one you initially chose).

Paul hasn't moved his main yet.

Right. In any case, it's now 10 hours due south of you.

You mean the one that has been behind my chicken coop for the past week?

Okay. Who took the wine racks?

Polygamy really isn't a huge deal, but I personally don't like it. Zoophilia, Paedophilia, and the latter thing are definite NOs. However, I believe that 15 year olds marrying adults isn't that big of a deal, so long as the teenager's parents (along with the girl) consent to the partnership. I think the line should be drawn at 15, though.

We have to wait for Paul to destroy your hearthfires and for the LS to accept you into the village. Also, you will need to share your Hearth secrets with everyone in the village or you may get attacked by someone who doesn't know who you are (and they may think that you're a thief). They're a very cautious lot, so the security is superb.

Someone just told me that the LS of Shatterglass doesn't care if there are any settlements semi near him, but he is wary of people (as in cautious) for obvious reasons. As long as you don't mess with his stuff or the city's clay deposits, you should be fine.

So... How's the weather?

You're right. Now remember what I told you earlier and be glad.

Surveyor, Kemios, Mather, and Archi still live in Falador. I have moved to WE and am currently awaiting my plot assignment while helping with work on the city (mandatory). Velwyn, Cerentis, Grim, Icuo, and Wisp are moving to WE.

The server's back up. Get on, Ico.

I know some people from Shatterglass, and if you stole from them, I will not hesitate to notify someone immediately about it. :) Anyway, I don't believe that they will allow any more people to move with us. Doom, Grim, and Nex are exceptions, but that's pushing the limit.