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If that's true, what do you call that statement?

The very words of a person who cannot win their argument. Don't feel to bad; I've said something like that before, too.

I tried making Ace Ventura. Too bad they don't have Hawaiian shirts... But not too bad if I do say so myself.

Noob1: Foollooo to win 1m me: Scam Noob1: Folo to win 1 mil (A couple seconds later): Noob2: Bio me: Huh? me: What? Noob2: What funny is they think their going 2 win the 1 mil me: ... And? Noob2: Can I have 10gp me: Lol Noob2: I got hacked

I was walking through the Varrock castle gate, when I was accosted by noobiness... noob: Wow bio looks like an idiot me: You got a problem with obi wan? (my character looked like Obi-Wan Kenobi at the time) noob: Star wars is dumb and you look nothing like him anyway (*how would recognize it if I looked nothing like him?*) me: How would you know? noob: My bro and sis made me go see episode 3 me: Watch a different one noob: Go to hell me: No thanks

If you want a dog, just go to Varrock and adopt a stray...

I did a couple cool movie characters. It's Obi-Wan Kenobi! (RotS version) (without his cloak) And... "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

I don't remember the exact words, so I'll paraphrase... World 3 Varrock Me: Selling full black armor 20k [annoying guy with full rune and a dlong]: (trades me and offers green d'hide and 5k) Me: Cash (I go back to trying to sell the full black...) Annoying guy: I bet I have more money than you. Me: Well why don't you use it? (He keeps trying to trade me, telling me to look) (I decide to look, he offers green dhide and 10k) Me: I said 20k cash (I continue to ignore him while he tries to trade me) Annoying guy: Noob I was gonna offer 35k (he walks off) :XD:

but they could mean for fredericks sake, or cant be appled... lol i think every1 knows what they mean... nice youthanisms ( I don't. Just the last one there... Anyway, don't make generalizations.

You can drink massively large amounts of beer and wine and not die from alcohol poisoning. You can stick a fishing pole over the water and fish just jump into your backpack.

I found several. :mrgreen: Can anyone guess where they all came from? Welcome to Runescape. Nothing happens, the game is now over. Welcome to Runescape. You attempt to leave the game area. Welcome to Runescape. Useful for catching salmon or trout. Welcome to Runescape. Good for hitting things! Welcome to Runescape. Staff only beyond this point! Welcome to Runescape. A handy place for filling in forms and paperwork. Welcome to Runescape. It seems to be looking at me.

Yeah, cabbage... literally.

That's a squirrel. Anyway, I noticed a couple funny ones on the Varrock bar shelves yesterday: "Don't drink and drive. Not that there's anything you could drive." "Can you say 'cirrhosis of the liver'?"

I saw a guy named "Dammitjim" once. It was funny when he ignored a random and it said "Dammitjim, I'm talking to you!"

With the new graphics update on Karamja volcano, a fire rune spawn was buried underground! However, you can still "dig" it up. :mrgreen:

That is just... awesome. :thumbsup: Anyway, you can't rank the elements. They are all equal.

In Varrock square, world 3: beggar: Give me money beggar's target: Why should I? beggar: Give me money beggar: Or ill put the hurt on you me: Lol Via Pm: loser: Can i buy your account? me: why? loser: Because I want a high lvl account me: Get yer own!

I love this one: (use beer glass with beer tap)

Obviously, simply an artist's rendering of Christ. Pretty good too, but I would imagine Him looking a bit more "middle-eastern". Only if you decide to worship the drawing... Oh, so, what do you call love?

:XD: No such thing.

Snopes.com says you're a liar.

Sounds like something a friend of mine might say... Well, we can LOOK at them... we just can't post.

Seriously, why would someone say snakes don't have bones? They're reptiles! Not worms! Gosh, some people are stupid. Speaking of bones, this has probably been mentioned, but the rats in Rimmington drop bones and tails, but no other rats do. (regular rats, not giant)

What the yin-yang represents is completely beside the point. The point is, it's only there for looks. :shame: Anyway, yes, I've noticed there is something of a similarity between Runescape characters and paper dolls. Or dolls in general. Just look at all the Random event and Treasure Trail clothing.

I saw this guy following a female character into falador east bank. noob: Yur very hot me: Oh shut up, "noob"* me: Do you know how stupid you sound? noob: Oh and im alredy married noob: Shut the h noob: E noob: L noob: L noob: Up me: Hell isn't blocked you know (At this point he was running away) *Names have been changed to protect the insipid. Well, I thought it was funny. Funny enough to post here anyway...