y2jonathan

After years of exhaustive research, I finally create the world's first time machine. Due to the fact that it is the past, I don't know about the phat yet. I enter my time machine and go to the future and I fine a phat lying at my feet I happily pick it up and sell it for large riches to the man named isaic finklstein I whistle my way back to the bank and I deposit my coins

I knock roxas out with a grimy shovel then i use a buzz saw to cut open his stomach and i retrieve the phat after riku is desolved by roxas's stomach acids i then run to secret world 842 and i sell the phat to super man for 50m I then use the money to merchant my way up to extreme riches which i then in turn use to raise all of my skills to 99 then i rebuy the phat from spider man who super man sold it to for 51m and i give it to a random noob that appears in lumbridge ps: have fun with that

holy crap thanks a ton man

the fighting boots and the fancy boots are exactly the same statisticly the only difference between the two is that they look different

how do i get all of the parts and how many are there can you only get each part on the differently lvs or can you get all of them from one place or what any help would be greatly appreciated thank you

B) you bash the brain on the walls and the floor and even a bed of [bleep]es you eventually get tired so you A) eat the moose that fell in for nurishment B) take a nap on the bed of [bleep]es

you get a coin :)

hide in the circular racks of clothes and when someone comes near jump out and run away talk to casheers about ridululous topics while constantly stating their name find an opened/dented/crushed version of everything on your shopping list and when you go up to the checkup complain about store quality engage in conversation with a random store employee about a specific scientific topic while constantly making things up trying to get them to go along with it when waiting for them to ring up your items sit on the floor in a cross-legged postition while sining the abc's

to give people like us and our peers around the world something to do that will entertain and inspire them to do their best and to never give up...oh this is give a silly answer ummm because i said so why is it that people who entertain for a living such as sports players or actors constantly make more money than people that offer a great service to human kind such as doctors or scientists?

ok since no one read how things were supposed to go i will post the story here and then you can start doing things right (remember you are supposed to quote the previous person that posted right above you): My pet dog named coco killed a giant computer that had runescape but also ate children peckers that Supercalifragilisticexpialidosisly my craptastic rubber taco doesn't burn at all because of the smilies burning flames that swallowed a lv 3 noob whole and noobs along with the jagex cat *also maybe instead of one word it should be like 3?

I attack you from behind and take away the phat, i then go back to earth and go back in time before the phat even came out for the first time and i sell it for 100000000000 gp I then go back to the present and buy all of phats with my mass wealth then i encase all of them except for on in concrete which i keep and lock in a five foot thick on all 6 sides lead safe with black dragons guarding it and scater the rest across the runescape land decreeing that there shall be one person who can take each phat out of its cement imprisonment and this group of people shall form the hierarchy of runescape

this has been done

i got bored so i quickly created a silly little graphic i know it's not much of a graphic but i think its pretty funny

post reply i don't know why "the return of" note: be sure that you include the quotes

i search all of your posts and find it in the last one i look at and i easily just yoink the phat away i then find a random friend of mine that will only give up the phat's location and the super device that is the only thing that can clean it up if you can correctly anser the riddle that he gives you. He is incredibly rich and doesn't need money from bribes, also he has 99 everything and full dragon armor as well as full everything else as well as every armor and weapon ont he game and he has hidden the phat in the center of a giant glob of dragon droppings you find him in secret lv 1000000 wilderness and he gives you the following riddle: Qu'obtenez-vous si vous m̮̩̉̉langez le bleu au jaune? btw: he only speaks french so your answer must be in french. ps: please actually do this because he can't be killed or bribed and if you take the phat out of the dragon dung then it will be all gross and worthless without the device to clean it

ok thanks man i'm excited, but i'm also a little worried that it won't live up to my expectations!!! :wall:

I know this topic has ben discussed into the dirt but the first time i heard of it was today when i read a random post what exactly happened? ps. one time after i died in the wild i had a skull in the bottom left corner of my screen like i was in the wild and when i right clicked on people attack was one of the options i just assumed that the listing was a glitch so i didn't try it, but could this be what happened in the massacre?

ok does anyone have any information on this because i've heard about it and read their little june updates section but i want more info because i'm really excited about it thanks

i offer 100m for the phat but then i put in full rune and you got so excited that you were getting so much for it that you didn't realize that i determined that the phat wasn't worth that much and i had switched my offer fo 100k due to the fact that even though i am rich i am still a market newb...but then due to my newbage i sell te phat to someone for 500k but then i look up the price on the internet and tell the person i sold it to that we should form a clan and we went to the wild and i killed him and since he had 3 blue phats he dropped the purple one therefore making me the proud owner of a REAL purple phat!

connection lost...attempting to reconnect so you can see where you are connection lost...attempting to give the noob you brought to the wild a chance connection lost...attempting to let the noob get away connection lost...attempting to scam other players to give you their password connection lost...attempting to report you connection lost...attempting to put you in rsc connection lost...attempting to drop your disk of returning connection lost...attempting to send you to black hole connection lost...attempting to lift up your spirits connection lost...attempting to reastablish connection lost...attempting to reastablish connection lost...attempting to reastablish connection lost...attempting to reastablish connection lost...attempting to reastablish connection lost...attempting to waist your time by reading all of this connection lost...attempting to haha O:)

befriends the jads and they let me pass into the safe room then i put in a few random numbers into the keypad (1, 1, 1, 1) i then obliterate shaf with my ancient magic, but due to my immence power the phat is destryed as well :shock: I take out a piece of purple construction paper, scissors, and tape, and i creat e a new phat!