dacona Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 (dont say " oh i hate rap ect...) (dont copy lryics) here's mine: verse 1: somnetimes i wanna die, do you know why, i've got to many problems thats why, i would get high, just so i can forget about this stress, cuz im getting such a mess, chorus: people judge me without getting to know me, so you see, this is whats up with me, why im so stressed, why im so depressed, why im so messed, verse 2: so what if im bullied, i aint worried, my parents dont trust me, not even with paint, the stress is gonna make me faint, i just cant see why, i aint liked (chorus) verse 3: i dont care what poeple think, cuz you people just stink,(not tip.it) no matter what you say, i will get think my way, i WILL make you pay, so now what do you say, (chorus x2, slowly getts quiter then song ends) what do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Oh why not. I'll post the lyrics to my parody of Gangster's Paradise: RuneScape Paradise. As I walk through the valley of the underground pass I take a look at my stats and realise they suck [wagon] Cause I've been buying and dying so long that Even my mama thinks my XP has gone But I aint never crossed a dwarf that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a noob, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you walkin, and your 1337 talkin Or me and my homies will abuse report I really hate to ask, but I gotta see When will they introduce dragon platebody? Foo' I'm the p2p the lil' f2p wanna be like On my knees in the night Training prayer in the street light. Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Look at the situation, they got me facin' I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the game So I gotta be down with my castle wars team Too much Master Farmer watchin got me chasin thieves I'm a educated fool with money on my card Take 5 dollars every month, Legend's quest is too hard I'm a loc'ed out logger, the abyss pker And my tele is ready, so don't arouse my anger, foo' Death ain't nuthin but a 3-hit away I'm livin life in a game-a, what can I say? I'm twenty-three now, but will I go out when I'm twenty-fo'? The way things' are goin I dunno Tell me why are we, so blind to see That the ones we hurt, are you and me Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Items and the money, money and the items Minute after minute, rares they keep on risin' Everyone's a merchant, but half aint got the passion To know what's hot in the kitchen, that's why the market's crashin' They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me If they make up the market, how can they reach me? I guess they can't; I guess they won't I guess they front; that's why I know my life is outta luck, foo Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Tell me why are we, so blind to see That the ones we hurt, are you and me Tell me why are we, so blind to see That the ones they hurt, are f2p Heh, what do you know, the link still exists: http://media.putfile.com/RuneScape-Paradise---By-Bubsa That's me attempting to rap it. Enjoy. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPurpleCrayon Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 [bleep] tha police Comin straight from the underground Young [racist term] got it bad cuz I'm brown And not the other color so police think They have the authority to kill a minority [bleep] that [cabbage], cuz I ain't tha one For a punk mutha[bleep]a with a badge and a gun To be beatin on, and throwin in jail We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell [bleep]in with me cuz I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin my car, lookin for the product Thinkin every [racist term] is sellin narcotics You'd rather see me in the pen Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo Beat tha police outta shape And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still can't swallow bread and water I don't know if they [bleep]s or what Search a [racist term] down and grabbin his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one Cuz they slam ya down to the street top Black police showin out for the white cop Ice Cube will swarm On any mutha[bleep]a in a blue uniform Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me A young [racist term] on a warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops, dyin in LA Yo Dre, I got somethin to say [bleep] tha police and Ren said it with authority because the [racist term]z on the street is a majority. A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping and the mother[bleep]in' weapon is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law wishin' Ren was a [racist term] that they never saw Lights start flashin behind me But they're scared of a [racist term] so they mace me to blind me But that [cabbage] don't work, I just laugh Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path To the police I'm sayin [bleep] you punk Readin my rights and [cabbage], it's all junk Pullin out a silly club, so you stand With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand But take off the gun so you can see what's up And we'll go at it punk, I'ma [bleep] you up Make ya think I'm a kick your [wagon] But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast I'm sneaky as [bleep] when it comes to crime But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time Smoke any mutha[bleep]a that sweats me Or any assho that threatens me I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me The mutha[bleep]in villian that's mad With potential to get bad as [bleep] So I'm a turn it around Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat Takin out a police would make my day But a [racist term] like Ren don't give a [bleep] to say Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest. Get down and put your hands up where I can see em. Just shut the [bleep] up and get your mutha[bleep]in [wagon] on the floor. [huh?]> and tell the jury how you feel abou this [cabbage].> I'm tired of the mutha[bleep]in jackin Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin Shining tha light in my face, and for what Maybe it's because I kick so much butt I kick [wagon], or maybe cuz I blast On a stupid assed [racist term] when I'm playin with the trigga Of any Uzi or an AK Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say They put up my picture with silence Cuz my identity by itself causes violence The E with the criminal behavior Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got? A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot, By me, or another [racist term]. and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger [MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool] And as you all know, E's here to rule Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a Dumb mutha[bleep]a with a gun And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one That I take out, and then get away And while I'm drivin off laughin This is what I'll say [bleep] the police (4X) The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck, whitebread, chicken[cabbage] mutha[bleep]a. Wait, that's a lie. That's a lie. I want justice! I want justice! [bleep] you, you black mutha[bleep]a! Ghost: I am prejudice towards ignorance, so that would explain why I appear to be so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacona Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 kl nice lryics, i dont think i would be very good rapping my own even though i want to be a rapper so i would finaly get people to listen to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Yeah, you do realise when I made that, in about 10 minutes, it was primarily to take the piss out of RS, the players and, most importantly, myself. Don't take it too seriously. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 There was a cat... Who [past tense of that word meaning poop beginning with s] on a mat, wearing a hat, Wielding a baseball bat. Jumped up a tree. And did a pee. Chased a bird, Then did a turd. Jumped on a log. And did a bog. Covered in fog. Then he ate a warthog. Jumped in front of a lorry. Voted for the tories, then sat down to watch corry. Then he diiieeed. I made it myself. When i was 8, which explains why its about a cat excreting. Also, i dont understand the "talent" for rap music. Can someone explain? Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacona Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 i know but it was gud for something that big!!! mine took me 5 mins. i think rapping just stops me getting stressed thats why i do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrington Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Yo, yo... aye Another crappy rap song Sounds exactly like the last one I know just what you is thinkin' This track, it fracking stinkin' Yo, yo... aye't... whad up my homies Kick back, listenin' to my music stack Yo, yo this is fracking crap If I have to listen to another of these songs I'm gonna put it in 'da bin, where it belongs Yo, yo... aye etc... etc... etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPurpleCrayon Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I wrote all three of the verses in mine, I think it's a pretty good accomplishment personally. Ghost: I am prejudice towards ignorance, so that would explain why I appear to be so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I made it myself. When i was 8, which explains why its about a cat excreting. Also, i dont understand the "talent" for rap music. Can someone explain? Contrary to ignorant belief, rapping requires lyric creation and adaptation to a rhythm and a beat. It's the same as any other genre of music, although words are 'spoken', not sung. I don't care for any of this new rap, it really is rubbish. But if you were to check out Grandmaster Flash, the man is an absolute genius. He has a brilliant message in most of his work, as well as it sounding pretty funkay. M.P.C - Mass pulling copyright? :P Also, stop slagging off rap in this thread. If you don't like it, fine, but you don't have to show it here. Do it in your own thread. If everyone went invading and slamming other people's choice of music, we'd have one big inferno. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 aload of tatIf you don't like something - just leave it be because other people do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacona Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 how about it diss ur music people coming here a dissing rap? if you dont like it dont click the thread? wich brings me to some lryics. if you dont like what we do, i wouldnt click the thread, if i were you, otherwise i take the mick out of ur pop poo, you think you own and know everything, but lets see if you even now a thing, becuase you probably cant sing, i mean at least i can think of words to go with what i think, you though, you just sink, i heard what u gotta say and respect you're choice in music, but when i diss mine i think u are just a pr**k so if ya dont wanna be dead, dont clicky this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacona Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 man i've got the beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandaman115 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Oh why not. I'll post the lyrics to my parody of Gangster's Paradise: RuneScape Paradise. As I walk through the valley of the underground pass I take a look at my stats and realise they suck [wagon] Cause I've been buying and dying so long that Even my mama thinks my XP has gone But I aint never crossed a dwarf that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a noob, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you walkin, and your 1337 talkin Or me and my homies will abuse report I really hate to ask, but I gotta see When will they introduce dragon platebody? Foo' I'm the p2p the lil' f2p wanna be like On my knees in the night Training prayer in the street light. Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Look at the situation, they got me facin' I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the game So I gotta be down with my castle wars team Too much Master Farmer watchin got me chasin thieves I'm a educated fool with money on my card Take 5 dollars every month, Legend's quest is too hard I'm a loc'ed out logger, the abyss pker And my tele is ready, so don't arouse my anger, foo' Death ain't nuthin but a 3-hit away I'm livin life in a game-a, what can I say? I'm twenty-three now, but will I go out when I'm twenty-fo'? The way things' are goin I dunno Tell me why are we, so blind to see That the ones we hurt, are you and me Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Items and the money, money and the items Minute after minute, rares they keep on risin' Everyone's a merchant, but half aint got the passion To know what's hot in the kitchen, that's why the market's crashin' They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me If they make up the market, how can they reach me? I guess they can't; I guess they won't I guess they front; that's why I know my life is outta luck, foo Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Been spending most their lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Keep spending most our lives playing in the Runescape Paradise Tell me why are we, so blind to see That the ones we hurt, are you and me Tell me why are we, so blind to see That the ones they hurt, are f2p Heh, what do you know, the link still exists: http://media.putfile.com/RuneScape-Paradise---By-Bubsa That's me attempting to rap it. Enjoy. That was actually real good, bubs .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY Amish Paradise. [Admin Edit: No naming names in a negative light] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrOwez Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Before a mod edits this , there is nothing offence here, [bleep]s is what they call drum sticks in Russia yo yo yo my name is Moe i always eat fresh doe and i smell of BO I like hot chicks I like when they lick my two [bleep]s Yes i have two [bleep]s i can do a lot of tricks with my two [bleep]s I like rap even thoe its crap i like to dance whilst wearing hot pants. Why did i write this Because i needed a piss anyway A friend to all is a friend to none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacona Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 wow there are actually more people that like rap/ hip hop than i though!!! niiiiice, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacona Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 i should put a big rap in my sig with lots of offence and when they put that thing on my sig i should put LOLZORS E\/en MEOR NUBISMY noW!!! (SPELT EXACTLY LIKE THAT... ) FOR SOME REASON I LIKE to annoy people now lol like tip.it staff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrington Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 how about it diss ur music people coming here a dissing rap? if you dont like it dont click the thread? wich brings me to some lryics. if you dont like what we do, i wouldnt click the thread, if i were you, otherwise i take the mick out of ur pop poo, you think you own and know everything, but lets see if you even now a thing, becuase you probably cant sing, i mean at least i can think of words to go with what i think, you though, you just sink, i heard what u gotta say and respect you're choice in music, but when i diss mine i think u are just a pr**k so if ya dont wanna be dead, dont clicky this thread Aye, Yo, what's with this bloke He can't take a freakin' joke Some humour I be posting But 'da replies be roastin' Last time I checked, I had freedom of speech Seems like this dream be beyond my reach Coz I be postin' on these righteous forums Coz all the rest be freakin' borin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I made it myself. When i was 8, which explains why its about a cat excreting. Also, i dont understand the "talent" for rap music. Can someone explain? Contrary to ignorant belief, rapping requires lyric creation and adaptation to a rhythm and a beat. It's the same as any other genre of music, although words are 'spoken', not sung. I don't care for any of this new rap, it really is rubbish. But if you were to check out Grandmaster Flash, the man is an absolute genius. He has a brilliant message in most of his work, as well as it sounding pretty funkay. M.P.C - Mass pulling copyright? :P Also, stop slagging off rap in this thread. If you don't like it, fine, but you don't have to show it here. Do it in your own thread. If everyone went invading and slamming other people's choice of music, we'd have one big inferno. yeah, i like the old stuff, the stuff with talent, but why do you need talent for this new stuff about pimps, and hookers, and drugs, and how its cool to shoot each other? :shock: Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPurpleCrayon Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 M.P.C - Mass pulling copyright? :P Haha. And I agree with you 100%. Just ask Wakka, I got into a five page-long debate with him, he was claiming all rap is talentless and ridiculous, while he sits around and listens to bands like Cannibal Corpse. I personally love rap, and I think it's really fun music. If I can dig up what I wrote about it a while back I'll just do that, rather than typing my opinions entirely over again. Ghost: I am prejudice towards ignorance, so that would explain why I appear to be so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Man, I remember that. Or rather, I wish I didn't! :P Last time I checked, I had freedom of speech Seems like this dream be beyond my reach Coz I be postin' on these righteous forums Coz all the rest be freakin' borin' R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means and then you'll see. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antrune Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I wrote all three of the verses in mine, I think it's a pretty good accomplishment personally. Woah, your friends with NWA :D And no lol why do you always want to get stuff from John Lewis. Its over ̣̉300 more then than what i paid. John Lewis is a great, great shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacona Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 fine - i got free speech too, so now i can critisize you, so now whatta ya gonna do?, just cuase pop is poo, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harrington Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 fine - i got free speech too, so now i can critisize you, so now whatta ya gonna do?, just cuase pop is poo, See, what's with this bichin'? I wasn't critisising you, but to what you was listenin' But now you gotta go dish my pop When it's way better than freakin' hip hop Think I'll go browse another forum And stick on some proper Korn Maybe I'll pop back in a bit Read this stuff, is such a trip Hehe, rap is fun after all... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Yo, Yo Mah name is Joe I love fried chicken but I hate fried DOUGH. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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