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name all of the funny and odd police experiences you've had here. ill start.

 

 

 

about 3 days ago, it was me and about 5 kids in this car (yes it was big enough, it allowed for exactly 7). we were driving around, and 2 of the kids had paintball guns. so, we were like..what the hell...well just have some fun. so we were going around and shooting houses and buildings and what not. so, we go to turn onto this main road, and the police pull us over. mind you, i did none of this shooting. i was also once told that "if you're to get caught with people while they have the paintball guns, you'll get punished too." so were pulled over, and the police comes up and asks us all for our i.d.s. those of us with them give them to him. another cop steps out of the car, and they both come up and are asking us our names, you knowt he normal drug/drunk test. we all answer straight but were all nervous. the cop asks us why were nervous we all say we dont know. he asks whats under this kids backpack, and the kid sais he dont know. the cops like "lift it up". he does and its a full out paintball gun ( a good one, kid said he paid $500 for it....) then the cop said "wow you guys have the set up...a roll down back window...is this automatic?" the driver said yes. so the cops go back to their car after they take both the guns. they come back, and they say, " you guys have 2 choices. 1), we shoot you guys each once and give you the guns. or 2), we take the guns and confiscate them. everyones like..uhh.... then, he asks one of the kids in the back to step out. the kid steps out, the cop asks him if its semi-automatic or fully. the kids like "it can be both". then the cop takes it and shoots it at a stop sign. he then asks the kid if he wanted to shoot his gun, but he was obviously only joking. he gives the guns back, and walks up the driver and tells us that their not big sticklers on this. they also tell us to keep being kids and to not shoot anyone and if we would have went any further east, we might have got shot ourselves.

 

 

 

needless to say, we got a sweet memorial break story out of this, i got my first positive police expericne out of it, and we all got the * scared out of us.

 

 

 

post your funny and/or odd police stories :P

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Well, I ride to and from school everyday with my twin brother. We're both 17. Most of the people that go to school with us live in the town the school is in. It's a small town and everyone knows everyone, blah blah blah.

 

 

 

A few months ago, my brother and about four of his friends went out to Wal-Mart and bought some of those little hand-held pellet guns. Ever since then, they all keep them in their vehicles and shoot each other with them every chance they get.

 

 

 

One day, a mutual friend of mine and my brother bummed a ride to his house from us. He sat in the front seat, I sat in the back, and my brother was driving. As we pulled out of the school parking lot, my brother noticed that one of his friends who he likes to shoot was in front of us. He immediately made our friend start loading the gun with little pellets. So, my brother followed him and as soon as he stopped to drop his girlfriend off, my brother cut him off and rolled down the window. My friend yelled, "BRACE YO'SELF [EXPLETIVE]!" and my brother opened fire on his friend's truck. We all thought it was funny, and then, a cop car drove by. They slowed down to see what we were doing. Then they started pointing and laughing and drove off. :lol:

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I was driving home with one of my friends, at 2AM and well, he was going pretty fast. Anyway, we get a phonecall from some of my friends driving behind us saying the police were following us. So instead of stopping, my friend who drives pretty dangerously anyway (like he doesn't care for hii car, so he just drives it into walls sometimes to stop or dumpsters, or drives with his elbows while eating and smoking) hates the police starts speeding up, runs a red light and finally we get to the carpark we go to sometimes after driving to have a break. I mean if the police caught us we or he would be screwed.

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I've only been pulled over twice in my life, I got out of both just by being nice. It's pretty key. If you give a cop attitude, you're going to get a ticket.

 

 

 

One time, my friend was driving, who was 15. I had just gotten my license (16 of course). I didn't feel like driving anymore, so I told him to. When we pulled out it was a well-lit area so we forgot to flip the headlights on. Got pulled over almost immediately...Cop came up and asked "What haven't you got on?" and we were like "uhh..." but eventually realized and flipped it on. He asked my friend for his license, my friend told him he didn't have it (I thought we were done for because my friend had prior offenses for different things) and I explained that I was letting him drive because he had to practice for his drivers test, and I faked like I wasn't aware that I had to be 18 to let him drive with me. The cop just chekced my license and saw nothing so he let us go...With me driving, of course. :P

 

 

 

Then, last Friday I went on a date with a girl I met at my sister's party...We were messing with the GPS in my car and next thing I know I look up and see a County Sherriff car and I was like "Whoa, better slow down." just as a reflex...Didn't know that I was going 71 in a 55. :P Looked in my mirror, he was turning around....Crap. CRAP! Pulled over, gave him my license...He asked where I was going and if I was in a hurry, I said no, that I had just been trying to fix the GPS so I got distracted from my speed for a minute. He went and checked my license, found nothing, gave me a VERBAL, not a WRITTEN even :P warning and sent us on our way. My date was like "Are you serious?! You're so lucky, I would have gotten the maximum ticket he could have given me!"...Again, I was polite so, you know. :P Of course, once they leave, you curse their name for even pulling you over, but you praise them for not giving you a ticket.

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My ex and I when I was younger had a really bad break up, we were both sharing the rent of the property.

 

 

 

I asked him to just take me to my aunt's house and he could keep the furniture, i'd buy a plane ticket and just go home and we never had to speak to each other again. He wouldn't even drive me.

 

 

 

He thought he would be clever to call the police and ask them to remove me from 'his' property. Myself being tired of all the yelling and just wanting to get the hell out of there.

 

 

 

The police knocked on the door, and I came straight out and smiled and said how̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s it going officer? When can we leave?

 

 

 

He was really surprised!

 

 

 

I said by the way officer; he has pills in the top cupboard and is planning to sell them. (I had no part in it, I found them and that's why we were arguing and broke up).

 

 

 

The look on my ex's face was priceless.

 

 

 

I got a free ride to my aunties house on the other side of the city and he busted his own [wagon] in the process. He had totally forgotten that side of the ring.

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My ex and I when I was younger had a really bad break up, we were both sharing the rent of the property.

 

 

 

I asked him to just take me to my aunts house and he could keep the furnature, i'd buy a plane ticket and just go home and we never had to speak to eachother again. He wouldn't even drive me.

 

 

 

He thought he would be clever to call the police and ask them to remove me from 'his' property. Myself being tired of all the yelling and just wanting to get the hell out of there.

 

 

 

The police knocked on the door, and I came straight out and smiled and said how̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s it going officer? When can we leave?

 

 

 

He was really surprised!

 

 

 

I said by the way officer; he has pills in the top cupboard and is planning to sell them. (I had no part in it, I found them and that's why we were arguing and broke up).

 

 

 

The look on my ex's face was priceless.

 

 

 

I got a free ride to my aunties house on the other side of the city and he busted his own [wagon] in the process. He had totally forgotten that side of the ring.

 

 

 

Gold! Awesome that you could turn it back around on him. :lol:

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