i LOVE THIS!!!! keep the awesome stories going :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

i like it =) you were right, i found it all quite humerous =D> keep up the good work, deffenatly write more, if you need help making some of thoes comics.. i know how to do that sort of thing too, but i totally love your writing :mrgreen: so honest, and or so true in the life of runescape

Void Knight Pennate

 

 

The Void Knight Pennate is a little symbol you can buy with 10 points at pest control, it goes around your neck like an amulet.

 

Unfortunatly, I have no idea what it's supposed to do!!

 

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Someguy: What's that amulet you're wearing?

 

Bostonjoe: Oh this? It's a void knight pennate, you can get one too, just exchange 10 points for it.

 

Someguy: Does it do anything?

 

Bostonjoe: Oh yeah, it does... somthing...

 

Someguy: So what does it do?

 

Bostonjoe: Well...

 

Someguy: Yeah?

 

Bostonjoe: Somtimes when I'm fighting monsters at the island, I rub it, and all of a sudden these weird swirly fruitloop things cover me and all the monsters around me!

 

Someguy: Really?! Fruitloops?! That's really weird, so what are the fruitloops supposed to do?

 

Bostonjoe: Well, it seems to do absolutly nothing.

 

Someguy: Hot piss

 

Bostonjoe: Indeed

 

Cocktail Cookbook

 

 

 

Today, we see Bostonjoe has found a guide to preparing cocktails on the floor of the bank

 

Bostonjoe picks up a book from the ground

 

 

 

Bostonjoe: "Introduction to Cocktails" ooooo :!:

 

Bostonjoe: Hmm :-k :idea:

 

 

 

Later that day, we see Bostonjoe rolling around on the grass screaming in a drunken stuper

 

 

 

Bostonjoe: Hooo babea! It's kereoki night tonight!

 

Bostonjoe runs up to a random noob

 

Bostonjoe: Sing wif me!

 

Randomnoob: :?:

 

Bostonjoe: The girl, can't help ert, Sheeeee's in loooooove!

 

Hooo yeah! Baby baby! Hit me one more time!

 

Bum! Chuwa! A Na Na Na Na Na!

 

Opps I diiiiiid it agaaaain! Toooo youz heart! I'm not dat incident!

 

The random noob runs away

 

Bostonjoe begins to dance... or attempt to dance but sorta wobbles around

 

Bostojoe: Oooh! We can dance if youz wanna! But leaf your friendz behind!

 

Because if your friends don dance and zee cat don dance zen zeay no friendz of mine! Ha ha! Woo!

 

Bostonjoe takes a swig of full on tequila, falls over, and passes out.

WTF?!

 

 

I really don't need to say anything, add any jokes, or write any story to explain this... There's really nothing to explain...

 

the picture just kinda says it all.

 

WTF?!

thanks a completely amazing picture, everyones got a hobby eh =P gotta love the strange strange happenings behind pixel graffics, nice new additions too did anyone kick you while you were passed out drunk?? =P

 

keep it up i love it :D

Druid Jokes lol

 

Training Herblore 2

 

 

 

Bostonjoe thinks as he and a friend kill Chaos Druid Warriors for herbs

 

 

 

Bostonjoe: I've been thinking :-k

 

Nicole: Oh no :|

 

Bostonjoe: Chaos Druid Warriors?!

 

Nicole: ... Not sure where you're going with this :-s

 

Bostonjoe: Just look at them! Chaos Druid Warriors, I mean, wtf?! I can understand Druids, I can understand Chaos Druids, I can understand Warriors, but... Chaos Druid Warriors?! :shock:

 

Nicole: Yeah I see your point now. It's almost like they're gender confused. :wink:

 

Bostonjoe: Lmao :lol:

 

Nicole: . . . I dare ya to pray at that alter

 

Bostonjoe: I will if you go first :ohnoes:

 

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Oh you've really done it now Boston

 

You've gone way overboard with the smilies

 

That voice seems to never go away... Hmm.

The Creature Of Frankenstrain... Movie Trailer

 

 

 

Bostonjoe: Dr. Frankenstrain has ordered me to kill you, meet your maker!

 

Creature: Gah *hic* that's not very nice *hic*

 

Bostonjoe: Yes well, orders is orders, you foul beast

 

Creature: Wait *hic* what do I look like *buuuurb*

 

Bostonjoe: Well... you look a little like Mel Gibson...

 

Creature: Noooooooooooo! It's true, I am a disgusting fowl beast, KILL ME NOW!

 

 

 

Staring Mel Gibson!

 

Comming Soon

 

To a Theatre

 

Near You!

Might remember me, Bostonjoe. Ducklordingx here. I was there with you from the beginning. Like Native. Your story's completely full of crap. The one as your second entry, on the first page. And you made both myself and Native Gunit one person. No mention of me whatsoever, or the fact that I pulled you out of the fire more times than you could count. And so did Native. You couldn't have done it without Native or myself.

 

You're completely full of crap.

 

And your "staged death" was hardly that. It was far more serious. You and I both know it. And so does Talim. And Grave. They know all the little intricacies.

 

And I know what a bastard you were. What a damned coward.

 

I remember everything. You may have made everyone else forget, but not me.

 

You're scum.

 

 

 

Ducklordingx

Might remember me, Bostonjoe. Ducklordingx here. I was there with you from the beginning. Like Native. Your story's completely full of crap. The one as your second entry, on the first page. And you made both myself and Native Gunit one person. No mention of me whatsoever, or the fact that I pulled you out of the fire more times than you could count. And so did Native. You couldn't have done it without Native or myself.

 

You're completely full of crap.

 

And your "staged death" was hardly that. It was far more serious. You and I both know it. And so does Talim. And Grave. They know all the little intricacies.

 

And I know what a bastard you were. What a damned coward.

 

I remember everything. You may have made everyone else forget, but not me.

 

You're scum.

 

 

 

Ducklordingx

 

 

 

Well bostonjoe we had are fun your story was interesting but the fact that its not true hurts me. I tried to re-join after I made the idiotic descion to quit, you should have understood that my descisions were clouded by my emotions. After all somthing happened xmasbandit ran from a war so I killed him. I didn't like your decision because you put him before me, but you seemed to like us all the same for that I'm not mad. Have fun with your blog mate, Its preety interesting the way you put it. I never back stabbed you by the way, which says I did in the first page, you should right a book. I'll buy it of course then I'll read it. Good luck.

Yeah it's true Duck, you saved me alot, you really helped out the clan alot. But the story wasn't met to be an exact account of what really happend. It's just a story. It's a jumbled up complimation of thousands of stories of The Z Syndicate smushed into one. Had I of gone by what really happend, it would have had to be alot longer and not as interesting to read. But thank you Native and Duck for your posts, I appreciate them believe it or not.

 

 

 

I understand that what I did was seriously messed up. And, I've appologized for it countless times to countless people on countless occasions, and this is just another one of those appologizes. But obviously I will never win back the trust of certain people such as you Duck, and I don't blame you. I don't deserve anything more from you then what you've just given me, a nasty post. But I say it again, I'm deeply sorry, there's nothing more I can do to change it, the past is in the past now.

New Updates!!

 

 

 

Way back before I faked my death on Runescape, I sugested an idea to Jagex involving Clan Chat. And now they've actually applied it to the game!! I'm so happy! I'm sure there have been others to had come up with the same idea, possibly even before me. But all I know is, I posted my idea on the forums and they actually considered it, if not by me, but by others who liked it and carried the suggestions on.

 

 

 

So, as a result, I've decided to open The Z Syndicate back up. How would you like to join a clan under the lead of the person who paved the way for open clan chat! Now that the new update is out, we're going to see level 3s starting their own clan! Because it's seemingly very easy. But the fundamentals of a clan are much more complex then just making a few settings and setting a few ranks. A good clan needs a good foundation and you are looking at a man who understands how to build that foundation. A foundation that a clan needs.

 

 

 

Three or four years ago I started a clan that started out to be, just a few noobs who do quests. Over time it became, just a few noobs who can really kick some behind out there in the wild! Over time however, I cracked under the pressure. But with this new function to the game, it takes some of the weight off my shoulders and it balences things out tremendously!

 

 

 

So, I'm looking 'for a few good men' and women, to join a great team. Our motto is, "Fun without drama". It's all the drama that wore me out and made me want to quit, the drama is what pulls a clan apart, and we don't need it! Take you're drama elsewhere!

 

 

 

Our Agenda:

 

We're a p2p based clan that does just about everything. Castle Wars, Pest Control, Barrows, Fight Pits, PKing, Barbarian Assult, you name it, we can do it! The events we're aimed at require a darn good combat level however so it is a 90+ clan. Although, if there's anyone under that combat level that would like to join offically when they get to be of the right combat level they can still come into our chat channel. We'll even take them to Pest Control with us and train them up!

 

 

 

So come, and join if you'd like. Just send me a private message on Runescape, I'll ask you a few questions, and we'll see if you're right for The Z Synciate!

 

 

 

Be apart of a ledgend

When i was reading the stories i was like :shock: and :lol:

 

 

 

Your stories entertained me ALOT!

 

 

 

Loved every single piece of it. Good job, keep up the good work! You can only get better the more you practice!

 

 

 

~Hazezor

Psychiatry

 

 

 

Lost this one. Editing.

Bump 8-)

Keep em' coming. :D

Bloodvelds

 

 

 

Bostonjoe: Can I have another assignment?

 

Duradel: Yes, go kill 260 Bloodvelds

 

Bostonjoe: Okay, great.

 

 

 

So I went off to the Slayer tower to find these Bloodvelds Duradel was talking about. As soon as I walked into the room that they inhabited I was filled with disgust! I walked in to see all of them in a circle giving each other Oral!!

 

 

 

Bostonjoe:Omfg! These truly are evil creatures! They all must die!!

 

 

 

So I slaughtered Bloodveld after Bloodveld until my slayer assignement was finished and returned to Duradel.

 

 

 

Bostonjoe: Those were truly disgusting and evil creatures! How did somthing like that come into existence anyway?!

 

Druadel: Well the Bloodvelds were kind of a mages science experiment gone wrong...

 

Bostonjoe: What do you mean?

 

Druadal: There was once an anchient mage named Sparkey in the days of rock, he was a total KISS fan. He ploted to make thousands of Gene Simmons clones.

 

He studied days and days to figure out the spell to sumon more of Gene Simmons'. One day he almost perfected the spell, but he chanted the magic words wrong and thus, the bloodvelds were created. Freakish evil creatures with the tounge of Gene Simmons himself, truly the most vile creatures in all of Runescape.

 

Bostonjoe: Gene Simmons?...

 

Druadal: Yes, the only thing I can imagine worse would be a monster created out of Michael Jacksons likeness...

 

I've been gone for a while... But I'm back! Bostonjoe returns again!!

Edgeville Poem

 

I hear the swords clash in the distance;

 

As I cook my fish, cook my fish, cook my fish.

 

Over yander voices scream;

 

As I cut my yews, cut my yews, cut my yews.

 

Day in day out warriors battle;

 

As I smelt my ore, smelt my ore, smelt my ore.

 

 

 

Edgeville.

Bostonjoe Strikes Again pt1

 

 

Here we see Bostonjoe spinning flax in Lumbridge castle. He's only a little bit drunk. He stubles on his way through the hallway and accidently slices someone with his dragon scimitar.

 

 

 

Man:AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! My eye!! My freaking eye!!!

 

Bostonjoe:Aw come on, -hic- walk it off... it's just a flesh wound...

 

The man dies

 

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Bostonjoe Strikes Again pt2

 

 

Servant: Sir, there's a crazy drunk Fremennik that thinks he's a pirate upstairs who's fletching bows and claming to be the "castle of this ship" as he put it.

 

Duke Harico: :? Hmm, well just ignore him he'll go away eventually.

 

Servant: ...sir, he accidently stabbed one of the servants in the eye and killed him.

 

Duke Harico: :shock: Umm... ok. I'll send a Gaurd up to deal with him.

 

 

 

Moments later upstairs

 

 

 

Guard: Stop right there Bostonjoe!

 

Bostonjoe: Erm, no I don't need another security book thanks. I've been down there a million times.

 

Gaurd: Please speak to me Bostonjoe!

 

Bostonjoe: -sigh- you don't want me to hurt you, just go away.

 

Gaurd: Do not ignore me Bostonjoe!

 

Bostonjoe turns around and slices the guard with his Dragon Scimitar

 

 

 

Meanwhile downstairs...

 

Servant: I don't think the gaurd did much sir

 

Duke: Well we'll just have to wait it out then...

 

 

 

3244 bows later...

 

Bostonjoe: Finally, all done.

 

END

 

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Ya, my current goal is to get 70 fletching. And training fletching is boring as hell so I come up with stories like this. Some of it actually happend, like accidently killing the man downstairs. They only have 7 hp and my character can hit like 24s or somthing so one missclick and... opps.

 

I'll admit this story isn't my best work... but I'm going to put some pretty pictures to go with it! :

 

 

 

P.S. I still have 2 fletching levels to go so expect more amazing fletching antics.

Hangin With The Ladies

 

 

I don't even have to write a story for this one. In fact... I'm speachless.

 

The picture is self explanitory, just look closely at my pants.

 

I didn't use photoshop or anything to do this. It was a glitch.

Great stories, as always. :

amazing as always i love the one bout the collecter and the defender.. "i think i'm gay..." lmao that was good =D> :thumbsup:

Holy crap. Thats alot of words. I would read it, but I have a short attention span. So, good luck on your goals? That seems like it should fit.

Karma

 

 

 

You never know who you might meet and you never know how they might help you in the future. It's like the story of the lion, the mouse, and the thorn, you know the one.

 

 

 

Just the other day I was making yew bows in Lumbridge castle and I saw somoene asking for 3 air runes and a fire. He walked up to a high level player and asked for these runes, but the guy just said, "go away you noob!"

 

I decided to be nice and give the kid the runes he was asking for. He thanked me and was off. About an hour later he came back, I was still sitting there fletching bows. He came up to me and said,

 

 

 

Someguy: Hey Bostonjoe!

 

Bostonjoe: Yes?

 

Someguy: Thank you sooo much for the runes.

 

Bostonjoe: Oh ya... you're welcome.

 

Someguy: I'm rich because of you!

 

Bostonjoe: Huh?

 

Someguy: I was in the wild and I was watching a couple people fight. One of them was killed, and then the other guy got killed by a Dragon! I looted both of them and teleported out with the runes you gave me. I got over 200k in loot!

 

Bostonjoe: Wow... that's cool.

 

 

 

I sat wondering if he was going to share. Moments later he offered a trade.

 

 

 

Bostonjoe: 5 laws?

 

Someguy: Ya, take em lol.

 

 

 

So I only got 5 law runes out of it. But the point is I helped someone and he came back to help me. Alot of the time life sucks... people get screwed alot. But a good deed can go a long way, help someone and it will come back to you.

 

 

 

Tecnically though, if you think about it, more people got screwed over in this cituation. One guy got killed in the wild, and the guy who killed him got killed by a dragon. Some noob picked up all the loot, and somehow I get a whole 5 law runes out of it. You know what, forget what I said, the world is completly unbalenced. Karma sucks!!