Zyx Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 the rooster (one is chicken farm at the fremmeniks and death plateu) rooster: he rules the... er... roost Best/latest drop list:Rune: 18th of june 2006 [scimmy]Other: 6th of June 2006 [3 half keys, T] 26th of june 2006 [yellow mystic hat] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quer_Skulll Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 examiners at digsite. "upon examining the examiner you examine you conclude it is indeed a examiner!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miyajima Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 The doorway in the pyramid from Icthlarin's Little Helper: Leads into another area, come on, I know this.# And another I just found: Eldgrim in the Relleka longhall: He's only as think as you drunk he is! (yes it is that so dont go on about grammar etc.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaMMerTjE Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 examine a coffin and it says: I hope no-one's home... Semi - retired, playing WoWCombat lvl: 103 | Total lvl: 1542 Goals: | Fletching lvl: 97/[b:05c6bf8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outsanity Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Diango - He smells funny Coffin - I see dead people Door - Its a DOOR Monkey Minder - Looks like the kinda guy who would look after monkeys Actually, it's Monkey Minder - Looks just like the kind of guy who would mind monkeys. |2,300+ Total|138 Combat|12 Lvl 99 Skills|99 Slayer| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunchbox456 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: I just noticed this while doing "Between a rock"(not big on quests...) If you examine the cannon balls where you start the quest, the examine is "I better not touch his expensive dwarven balls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demolith Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I found another skeleton joke :lol: When examining the southern skeleton at the blue drag in Hero guild: "Now that's what I call slimline!" hehe, poor skinny skeletons :roll: Jagex's harrasing them all the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zarith Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 if nobody got it yet, the examine for a abyssal whip is "a weapon from the abyss" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outsanity Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Yeah...jagex sure has a nack for stating the obvious. Like with all potions: Strength Potion (4) - 4 doses of Strength Potion (Naw, REALLY??!?? :roll: ) |2,300+ Total|138 Combat|12 Lvl 99 Skills|99 Slayer| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukano Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 halloween mask: Aaaarghhh...i'm a monster EDIT: also the ice gloves: 'these will keep my hands cold' as opposed to regular gloves 'these will keep my hands warm' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiggehdroih Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 if u examine a town guard in rellka it says: Who's going to steal a whole town anyway? i kinda like that one I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare call me drunk if i was sober! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted May 10, 2005 Author Share Posted May 10, 2005 bump siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady_java Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Pit scorpion: Tiny, annoying, stinging thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 bump, its been a long time since i visited this... im sure there are new funnt examines! siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gellapeno Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 That's some funny stuff by jagex there but seriously do you go around doing this non-stop or just occasionaly i mean you did have alot of things there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everia Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Giant mushroom: These fat fungi take up so much room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 jellapeni, i havent been on this for months, and most of the examines on the front page were donated by other people in the 18 pages of this thread siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miyajima Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I can't believe it! This thing still lives!! :shock: These are still my favourites: Snail (dead): The slimy corpse of a deceased giant snail. Snail (cooked): A succulently slimy slice of sumptious snail. Snail (burnt): A slightly over-sauteed snail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hell_s_judge Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 EDIT: also the ice gloves: 'these will keep my hands cold' as opposed to regular gloves 'these will keep my hands warm' LOL that's pretty funny :lol:. The ones I like: "Looks bookish" (bookshelf) "Oh now this guy's way too thin" (corpse 1) "Looks like he hasn't eaten in a while" (corpse 2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted June 11, 2005 Author Share Posted June 11, 2005 bumppp siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_skirus Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 moss giants, his beard seems to have a life of his own.. i dun get it but any way, also crawling hands, now thats HANDY, Give me five, acctually dont.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted June 12, 2005 Author Share Posted June 12, 2005 ill put the hands up there, thx man siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kielmccaul75 Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 There is a serious problem when the funniuest one is missing. upon examining customs officers of karmja, i noticed this: "Inspects peoples packages" I thought that was funny as all hell ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maveritchell Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Just went back and did "Monk's Friend," what a quest, huh? But the thieves in that, their examine said this: "A dastardly blanket thief." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunshafted Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 lol.. blanket thief... siggity siggity shwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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