the rooster (one is chicken farm at the fremmeniks and death plateu)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

rooster: he rules the... er... roost

examiners at digsite.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"upon examining the examiner you examine you conclude it is indeed a examiner!"

The doorway in the pyramid from Icthlarin's Little Helper:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leads into another area, come on, I know this.#

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And another I just found: Eldgrim in the Relleka longhall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He's only as think as you drunk he is!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(yes it is that so dont go on about grammar etc.)

examine a coffin and it says:

 

 

 

I hope no-one's home...

Diango - He smells funny

 

 

 

Coffin - I see dead people

 

 

 

Door - Its a DOOR

 

 

 

Monkey Minder - Looks like the kinda guy who would look after monkeys

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, it's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monkey Minder - Looks just like the kind of guy who would mind monkeys.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just noticed this while doing "Between a rock"(not big on quests...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you examine the cannon balls where you start the quest, the examine is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I better not touch his expensive dwarven balls"

I found another skeleton joke :lol:

 

 

 

When examining the southern skeleton at the blue drag in Hero guild:

 

 

 

"Now that's what I call slimline!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hehe, poor skinny skeletons :roll: Jagex's harrasing them all the time...

if nobody got it yet, the examine for a abyssal whip is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"a weapon from the abyss"

Yeah...jagex sure has a nack for stating the obvious. Like with all potions:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Strength Potion (4) - 4 doses of Strength Potion

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Naw, REALLY??!?? :roll: )

halloween mask:

 

 

 

Aaaarghhh...i'm a monster

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: also the ice gloves: 'these will keep my hands cold' as opposed to regular gloves 'these will keep my hands warm'

if u examine a town guard in rellka it says:

 

 

 

Who's going to steal a whole town anyway?

 

 

 

i kinda like that one

bump

Pit scorpion: Tiny, annoying, stinging thing

bump, its been a long time since i visited this... im sure there are new funnt examines!

That's some funny stuff by jagex there but seriously do you go around doing this non-stop or just occasionaly i mean you did have alot of things there!

Giant mushroom: These fat fungi take up so much room!

jellapeni, i havent been on this for months, and most of the examines on the front page were donated by other people in the 18 pages of this thread

I can't believe it! This thing still lives!! :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are still my favourites:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Snail (dead): The slimy corpse of a deceased giant snail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Snail (cooked): A succulently slimy slice of sumptious snail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Snail (burnt): A slightly over-sauteed snail.

EDIT: also the ice gloves: 'these will keep my hands cold' as opposed to regular gloves 'these will keep my hands warm'

 

 

 

LOL that's pretty funny :lol:.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The ones I like:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Looks bookish" (bookshelf)

 

 

 

"Oh now this guy's way too thin" (corpse 1)

 

 

 

"Looks like he hasn't eaten in a while" (corpse 2)

bumppp

moss giants, his beard seems to have a life of his own..

 

 

 

i dun get it but any way,

 

 

 

also crawling hands, now thats HANDY, Give me five, acctually dont..

ill put the hands up there, thx man

There is a serious problem when the funniuest one is missing.

 

 

 

upon examining customs officers of karmja, i noticed this:

 

 

 

"Inspects peoples packages"

 

 

 

I thought that was funny as all hell ;)

Just went back and did "Monk's Friend," what a quest, huh?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But the thieves in that, their examine said this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"A dastardly blanket thief."

lol.. blanket thief...