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This ones got to be my ultimate favourite:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Any cooked snail:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"A succulently slimy slice of sumptous snail"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And hobgoblins:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"A large ugly creature"

 

 

 

"A large ugly creature, with a spear"

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lol, yeah, ive seen most of them, for nebody who has as sick as mind as i do, think about this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

rock crabs:

 

 

 

"nobody likes crabs..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol, and jagex is telling US to behave!

siggity siggity shwa

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Used to be in games if you examined a pile of gold coins you could get an estimate of how much there is. Now, thanks to Jagex we get: "Lovely money". Gee, how useful. DOH! :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If theres 100K or more, it tells u how much u got... and why would you need that examine when it says 99999 coins anyway lol?

- Dan

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item------------------examine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

drag bones----------these would feed a dog for months!

 

 

 

shark----------------i beeter be carful eating this

 

 

 

fountain--------------everyone needs a water feature

 

 

 

staff of zamorak---- it's a stick of the gods :roll:

 

 

 

ghost speak amulet-lets me speak to ghosts

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Wow.JPG

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is it just me, or did Jagex draw a penis on the map? Also, when you go the underground trail to get to Canifis, you will notice that that in the center of the room, there is another one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MapofPiPdungeon1.png

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coincedence? I think not.

 

 

 

haha... thats awesome.... and something much bigger than itself engulfed it

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item------------------examine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

drag bones----------these would feed a dog for months!

 

 

 

shark----------------i beeter be carful eating this

 

 

 

fountain--------------everyone needs a water feature

 

 

 

staff of zamorak---- it's a stick of the gods :roll:

 

 

 

ghost speak amulet-lets me speak to ghosts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sorry but i really don't find those funny.

P2P offers more and better ways of making money than f2p. That's one of the cons you just have to play with if you don't feel like having 1 bigmac meal less per month.

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i couldent be bothered reading 8 pages so i just post my ones

 

 

 

freminik town guard

 

 

 

"whos going to steal a town anyway"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

examine lumbridge cannon

 

 

 

"not suitable for children, aim away from face"

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i put the ones most posted on the front and the ones that i like on the front, if i can be bothered later, i'll put em all on the front page and people can just read them all and have a laugh wothout having to browze 10+ pages, but for now, ill just struggle to keep this up...

siggity siggity shwa

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I know I've posted here before, but..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Level 10 Dwarf:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Short angry guy.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Level 20 Mountain Dwarf:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Short, mountain-dwelling, angry guy.'

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People with fluffy pink avatars are generally expected to be nice.
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