I forget but whats PMS? :oops:

 

 

 

Your worst nightmare. :shock:

 

 

 

lol

 

 

 

It might interest you to know that a recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features. And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in f*cking petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his f*cking eyes and a cricket stump jammed up his bastard arse.

 

 

 

:shock: *steps away slowly :ohnoes:

 

 

 

funny stuff right there

Okay, now can we have sex?

 

 

 

6. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."

 

This is just plain bad. if you do look fat, we should tell you to let you avoid the embarassment of going out looking fat.

 

I would say it, i dont want gf/fiancee/wife to look like a porker. People make of you ya know.

 

 

 

You must be that guy with the 8-pack in your sig. You seem too much into yourself and what others think of you. Who cares if she's fat, I'd rather date a fat chick than an anorexic [female dog/wolf].

 

 

 

6. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."

 

This is just plain bad. if you do look fat, we should tell you to let you avoid the embarassment of going out looking fat.

 

I would say it, i dont want gf/fiancee/wife to look like a porker. People make of you ya know.

 

 

 

You must be that guy with the 8-pack in your sig. You seem too much into yourself and what others think of you. Who cares if she's fat, I'd rather date a fat chick than an anorexic [female dog/wolf].

 

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And heres my single rule from a guys' standpoint.

 

1. Never date a chick if she can make a list of 50 rules for you to follow.

 

 

 

6. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."

 

This is just plain bad. if you do look fat, we should tell you to let you avoid the embarassment of going out looking fat.

 

I would say it, i dont want gf/fiancee/wife to look like a porker. People make of you ya know.

 

 

 

You must be that guy with the 8-pack in your sig. You seem too much into yourself and what others think of you. Who cares if she's fat, I'd rather date a fat chick than an anorexic [female dog/wolf].

 

 

 

I wouldnt date either, internet dating pwns

 

 

 

6. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."

 

This is just plain bad. if you do look fat, we should tell you to let you avoid the embarassment of going out looking fat.

 

I would say it, i dont want gf/fiancee/wife to look like a porker. People make of you ya know.

 

 

 

You must be that guy with the 8-pack in your sig. You seem too much into yourself and what others think of you. Who cares if she's fat, I'd rather date a fat chick than an anorexic [female dog/wolf].

 

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And heres my single rule from a guys' standpoint.

 

1. Never date a chick if she can make a list of 50 rules for you to follow.

 

If everyone followed this rule, no man would date. Its a good rule, though

 

 

 

6. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."

 

This is just plain bad. if you do look fat, we should tell you to let you avoid the embarassment of going out looking fat.

 

I would say it, i dont want gf/fiancee/wife to look like a porker. People make of you ya know.

 

 

 

You must be that guy with the 8-pack in your sig. You seem too much into yourself and what others think of you. Who cares if she's fat, I'd rather date a fat chick than an anorexic [female dog/wolf].

 

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And heres my single rule from a guys' standpoint.

 

1. Never date a chick if she can make a list of 50 rules for you to follow.

 

If everyone followed this rule, no man would date. Its a good rule, though

 

I follow this rule and I still date :-s . There's actually really nice girls out there and if she is as cool as you think, her body won't mke much of a difference. (Reminds me of the movie about Jack Black seeing people only by their personality(can't remember the name))

31. Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.

 

 

 

It is, Captain Obvious! Seriously. my friend's girlfriend flipped out at him last week for no reason. :|

 

 

 

hm. your wrong. alrighty? women dont ALWAYS have PMS. despite popular belief. there could be something on her mind, she could have had a bad day, she could have anger problems, she could have a mental disorder, she could be unhappy, or she could be stressed, but there is the possibility of PMS. and im not saying it doesnt happen. but its not all the time.

31. Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.

 

 

 

It is, Captain Obvious! Seriously. my friend's girlfriend flipped out at him last week for no reason. :|

 

 

 

hm. your wrong. alrighty? women dont ALWAYS have PMS. despite popular belief. there could be something on her mind, she could have had a bad day, she could have anger problems, she could have a mental disorder, she could be unhappy, or she could be stressed, but there is the possibility of PMS. and im not saying it doesnt happen. but its not all the time.

 

Lol, loved that part :thumbsup:

USE OINTMENT IT REALLY HELPS!!!111 :D

Ok, might as well ask this here - what's with the hissy fits over the position of the toilet seat? I thought it was a stereotypical American sitcom thing, but now my housemate is asking the guys to put the seat down as well. Appearantly that half a second of movement is too much for her. She was banging on my door the other day when I had forgotten to put it down afterwards, and then she got all huffy when I asked why I shouldn't ask her to put the seat up for me.[/quot]

 

 

 

I put the seat down and the cover on top of it. ... i'm a guy living alone. I just feel that's how it is supposed to be. I'd never sit down to piss though. Even if i was asked to.