I hate you for putting a curse on my toaster.

I hate you for having a toaster that thinks it's a dragon.

I hate you for being a dinosaur.

I hate you because you're green.

I hate you because you're invisible.

I hate you because you made out with a deadly watermelon.

I hate you because watermelons can't swim.

I hate you because they can actually float.

 

I hate you because gravity

I hate you because I hate trees and you are a tree and I hate those.

I hate you for not being the little girl.

I hate you for giving me super aids.

I just hate you

I hate you for being made of awesome.

I hate you for the joke about bronchitis where a boy and a girl are sitting down, kissing, he's chewing something, passes it to her.. and she asks what kind of gum it is, and he says it's not gum.. that it's his bronchitis..

 

and then last night my mom asked me what bronchitis was.. and asked me to google it.. so i told her I won't google it because of that joke... so I told her that joke.. and everyone around me went eeeewww... and.. no one wants to google it now.

 

So yes.. I hate you.. for being part of the internet that spawns jokes like this.:cry:

I hate you not wanting to chew on bronchitis.

I hate you without reason

I hate you for being late all the time.

I hate you because I quoted you in my signature... muahahahahahahahahhahaa

I hate you for quoting me and my grammar mistakes.

I hate you for being a goon.

I hate you for also being a goon.

I hate you for being a rat.

I hate you for trying to kill me with all those traps.

I hate you for not taking the cheese...

 

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