I hate you for having troll in your name.

I hate you for losing the game

I hate you for doing unmentionable things.

I hate you because of yourspicy hamburguers.

I hate you for noticing.

I hate you because you forgot the cheddar.

I hate you for thinking hamburguers are better than chickenburguers.

I hate you for reminding me about chickenburgers with molten cheddar. If only I wasn't so full...

I hate you for not vomiting whatever you last ate and getting a chickenburguer.

I hate you for the sole and special reason for being dropped on the head when you were a toddler

I hate you for making a joke about such a horrible incident.

I hate you for having a Deviant Art link in your signature.

I hate you for having a hardcore pornographic site link in your signature.

I hate you for having a hardcore kitteh site link in your signature.

I hate you for having a hardcore kitteh site link in your signature.

<_< I hate you for quoting me.

I hate you for using emoticons.

I hate you for abusing your mod powers for evil.

I hate you for having a confusing location. What the-

I hate you for living in an igloo.

I hate you for assuming everyone wears pants.

I hate you for wearing thongs.

I hate you for being a major disturbance.

I hate you for wearing thongs, the kid-sized ones...

 

I hate you for hating on my thong habits.