I hate you for being made of jello.

I hate you because you never take the bins out in time.

I hate you because you fill the bins with spiders.

I hate you for sleeping in the bins.

I hate you for leaving the bins out.

I hate you because your mother told me to leave the bins out.

I hate you for biting off the head of your partner after finishing the mating process.

I hate you for being my partner and having me accidentally biting your lower head.

I hate you for knowing about my secret lower head.

I hate you because I'll never get the taste out of my mouth now.

I hate you for throwing eggs at my car.

I hate you for having a car with eggs on it.

I hate you for being down with the sickness.

I hate you for calling my monthly gift a sickness.

I hate you for not giving me a present every month.

I hate you for refusing to go through a gender change in order to receive a special gift each month.

I hate you for thinking I want these special gifts.

I hate you for not likeing my stars.

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I hate you and your stupid stars!!

I hate you for not wanting a nice gift each month!

I hate you because I have to call you Silver_Wits because I don't talk about you enough to form a shortened name!

I hate you because she prefers to be called Switty_Derps.

I hate you for using the word derps.

I hate you for having a cold.

I hate you for being healthy