People in my fitness class call me...

 

 

 

*Very strong Russian accent*

 

The Russian.

 

 

 

 

 

I laugh at it every time.

Pacman because I eat alot.

Skippy or preb/snob

At highschool there was this one guy who called me "Vrouwtje Theelepel" (translation: "Mrs Teaspoon"). It was the name of a cartoon figure of a children's programme:

 

 

 

 

 

 

The weird thing is, I didn't even know the guy, never had the slightest conversation with him, so I don't know how I wronged him and I most certainly don't understand why he chose that particular nickname. Maybe he thought I was very boring. Every time he passed me, he'd call me that and I'd be like "oookaaaaaay".

 

 

 

Nowadays my friends call me "Keizerin Helena" (translation: "Empress Helena"). An ex-boyfriend started calling me that after I objected to Princess and it sort of stuck to me. I like it :D.