Pro: originally supposed to be the pagan religion that christianity tried to wipe out.. they worshipped this god with horns on his head.. a fertility god methinks..

 

Con: have you seen the hollywood movies? they is scarey! :ohnoes:

 

 

 

scarey movies involving the devil wearing a pink tutu and ballet slippers.

Pro: Movies such as South Park which feature Satan in a gay relationship with Saddam Hussein

 

Con: Satan would get really ticked off and probably kill us all

 

 

 

Armageddon

The thing cults believe in or the movie? I'm gonna go with the movie to keep it on the lighter side ;)

 

 

 

Pros: Deep Impact, another meteor movie released at the same time was about life on earth it coming, when Armageddon was mostly about the team on the asteroid trying to destroy it.

 

 

 

Cons: Some fairly cheesy dialogue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Atom Smasher that's going to be activated this Wednesday to simulate the effects after the Big Bang, and there's a possible a chance of creating a blackhole large enough to suck the Earth into the size of a basketball.

Pro: Scientists could learn a lot from it

 

Con: Um... that stuff you said at the end...

 

 

 

Doomsayers

Pro: So funny when they're wrong.

 

Con: When they aren't wrong.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Caps Lock.

pRO: GOOD FOR EXPRESSING THE VOLUME YOU USE WHEN YOU WISH TO MAKE A STATEMENT HEARD LOUDLY

 

cON: PEOPLE THAT ARE IDIOTS THAT KEEP CAPS LOCK ON AND USE IT ALL THE TIME THEN GET ANNOYED WHEN OTHER PEOPLE COMPLAIN THAT YOU'RE SHOUTING...

 

 

 

IDIOTS

Pro: Without them the caps lock key would go all but unused

 

Con: They are annoying to deal with!

 

 

 

Burning stuff

Pro: Arson.

 

Con: Arson.

 

 

 

 

 

High School Musical.

Pro: delightful sound.

 

Con: people who hate music suffer

 

 

 

hating music.

Pro: Some music sucks.

 

Con: Some doesn't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IKEA

Pro: cheap furniture? i think... they have a lot of stuff...

 

Con: never went there.. so.. dunno...

 

 

 

teamwork.

Pro: There is no 'I' in team.

 

Con: There is a 'me'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vodka.

Pro: if you're a loser, you forget how much you suck while you're drunk

 

Con: liver failure, pancreatitis, acidosis, DUI, making an [wagon] of yourself while drunk, and hangovers

 

 

 

Do I seem biased against alcohol?

 

 

 

Bias!

Not at all, you seem like a perfectly normal politician pushing an agenda.

 

 

 

 

 

Pro: Hating stuff is awesome.

 

Con: Sometimes it hates back.

 

 

 

 

 

Painting.

Pro: A relaxing creative outlet for stress

 

Con: When painting goes bad!

 

 

 

 

A huge mess like that one

Pro: Sometimes you can blame it on someone else.

 

Con: Sometimes you can't.

 

 

 

 

 

Blaming things on other people.

Pro: It takes the blame off yourself

 

Con: They get ticked off sometimes and get revenge

 

 

 

Apocalypse!

Pro: Everyone you hate dies.

 

Con: You die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Enron.

Pro: profit in the short term if you invest

 

Con: scandals.

 

 

 

soylent green

Pro: Delicious!

 

Con: Its people! Soylent Green is people!!!

 

 

 

Cannibalism

Pro: some cultures consider it a neccessity to pass on the wisdom I think... :lol:

 

Con: Wisdom doesn't taste like chicken. =P~

 

 

 

chicken.

Pro: Cruncy, soul-satisfying goodness

 

Con: Fast food chicken sandwiches

 

 

 

Fast food in general

Pro: Cheap.

 

Con: Medical bills.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doctors.

pros:make u all better

 

cons:there creepy :?

 

 

 

candy \

Pro: sweet. sugar high. something to munch on.

 

Con: have you ever tried taking candy from a baby?

 

 

 

babies :?