My complaint about JaGex

[Mfh_cheese]

My topic is nothing new. However, since no one else has found it fit to address directly, I will address it here. By way of introduction, let me just say that Jagex never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. It presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, it seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that it will probably throw another hissy fit if we don't let it create an invidious, infantile world of guilt and shame. At least putting up with another Jagex hissy fit is easier than convincing Jagex's chums that Jagex spouts the same bile in everything it writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at hand. The issue it's excited about this week is tribalism, which says to me that its sentiments manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: shower vengeful, perverted morons with undeserved encomia. Phase two: consign most of us to the role of its servants or slaves. It would be charitable of me not to mention that there is a certain Burkean prudence that animates people like me to pave the way for people of every sex, race, and socioeconomic status to fulfill their own spiritual destiny. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity, so I will instead maintain that its policies are continually evolving into more and more pigheaded incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how I really have no sympathy for Jagex. I mean, think about it. Jagex's argument that those of us who oppose it would rather run than fight is hopelessly flawed and utterly circuitous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Jagex" has now become part of my vocabulary. Whenever I see someone keep us hypnotized so we don't reveal the truth about Jagex's complaints, I tell him or her to stop "Jagex-ing". Jagex's morally crippled, pathetic stratagems lead us, lemminglike, over the precipice of self-destruction. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to throw down the gauntlet and challenge its slaves to help others to see through the empty and meaningless statements uttered by it and its representatives.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jagex may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is thoroughly cuckoo with everything else. Time cannot change Jagex's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Jagex can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, heat the cauldron of terror until it boils over into our daily lives. This is far from all I have to say on the topic, but it's certainly enough for now. Just remember one thing: Jagex's diatribes are a conduit that funnels complacent thoughts into the heads of daft scrubs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ok, this got locked the first time... but with permission of moderaters, it has been re-opened under the condition that I say... this is not a serious post, but the results of a random rant generator I was playing with... (took me less than 30 seconds to make my post :P ) http://www.pakin.org/complaint/ .... enjoy :wink:

[Phil]

OK you edited your post, I'll edit my reply.... it would have been handy to have that link in there first time, I have actually seen people try to write like that to look better than everyone else on these forums. It doesn't work that way :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2nd edit - spelling :P

[X_Awesome_X]

Whaat? I could not understand most of that.

[Silver_Dragon]

Im not a daft scrub :evil:

[____]

In Off-Topic, nobody cares.

 

 

 

And you tried too hard to sound smart? I couldn't tell, but you could halve that entire thing and still get the same point across.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Next time, post any relevant links / disclamers / etc BEFORE people come down on you harshly :P Now, it needs to take more arguments :(

 

 

 

*kicks the rant generator*

[Peter]

The writer of this post informed me that this was a joke of sorts, so he is going to post the link that he generated this post with. Hopefully things will stay alright.

[cluck]

I don't really get it. :?

[Zonorhc]

There wasn't really an argument in there, per se, so I didn't really take it seriously even before I read the disclaimer at the end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After that, it for some reason sounded like an Illuminati plot.

[vesuvius_101]

i agree