as abx? It is simple:

 

 

 

There are 4 silent letters which can go in words:

 

 

 

-Stupid F

 

-Evil C

 

-Wierd T

 

-Wierd X(see page 3 at the bottom)

 

 

 

Stupid F makes words evil and it is in every word therefore all words are evil

 

 

 

Evil C is formed in the words "Rainpipe" and "Compostheap" by the Stupid ** of the two component words coming together. There is still a supid F so it is doubly evil (not "compostheap" though - see Wierd X).

 

 

 

Wierd T is found in the word lobster because they were blessed by a rock and cancels out the Stupid F so lobsters are good.

 

 

 

Wierd X is before the "heap" in "compostheap" and cancels out the Evil C formed in "compostheap". The Stupid F still remains so it is still normal evil though.

 

 

 

 

 

but?

 

 

 

Mathematical symbols

 

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Two Stupid Fs combine to leave an Evil C and another Stupid F.

 

 

 

If we take this to be true then the values of the Fs cannot be added:

 

 

 

* + * = c + f is imposible unless f is 0 but then c would be 0 and they would be the same...but then Evil C could be a hidden other form of Stupid F as it has the same effect - evilness (Evil C just represents an addition of more of it)

 

 

 

The two Stupid Fs could be multiplied:

 

 

 

**2 = c + f could be true and then

 

 

 

c = f^2 - f therefore

 

 

 

* = **2 - c

 

 

 

 

 

So, i think that is enough for one evening, let's summarise:

 

 

 

-Stupid F and Evil C could be the same

 

-Stupid F and Evil C could be 0

 

-Evil C could be Stupid F squared minus Stupid F

 

 

 

so why dont you work it out

ZOMG ITS SOOOOO ONGENOIUS!!!!!!!!ZOMG

 

[/sarcasm][/badgrammar][/caps]

At least he'll get punished for this.

 

 

 

EDIT: Mods, don't delete this thread when you lock it so we can all marvel in his stupidity and so he'll get all embarrassed and such and won't do it again.

erm, why are you claiming silent letters are in words, and why are they "evil?"

erm, why are you claiming silent letters are in words, and why are they "evil?"

 

Dude, none of it makes any sense, he just forgot to take his ridilyn(sp?)

another example of an incoming flock of OffTopic noobs invading due to the bloody IRL picture thread.

Locked, spam :|