camp stories [possibly disturbing]

[bronzewarrior]

Bronzewarrior has the best ones :P

 

 

 

1. I was in swimming with my troop in Skiff Lake on Long Island. These HUGE bugs with stingers that must have been 2 inches long start flyign around and landing on the water. I think there were about 6 of them. Anyway, one land in the water in front of me. I go to swat it under, thinking it won't be able to come back after me. As I raise my hand to hit it, the damn bug EXPLPODES in front of me, leaving me covered in the pieces. I turn around and I see the lifeguard up on his tower, holding a FREAKING RIFLE!!!!! Sure, shoot RIGHT next to me to kill a freaking BUG!

 

 

 

2. It was raining heavily one night and we were all under a tarp. One kid that went to douse the remaining embers comes back. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Just as he lined up with the edge of the tarp, the water on top spilled over the side and DRENCHED him. Here's where it gets even better. He realized a few minutes later that there were still some embers. He goes back out. Again, he gets hit. Then he says, "I don't want to get even wetter, I'm putting my hood up. He puts his hood up, unaware of the gallon or so of water that had pooled in there due to the rain and tarp attacks. When he put his hood up, it's contents spilled all over him :lol:

 

 

 

I will think of more later.

 

lmao at the kid putting out the fire.

 

We were putting out our fire, it was so hot that we managed to melt glass and we could of deformed out spade if we had a hammer on hand. We also managed to make paper spontaneously burst into flame (451 degrees Fahrenheit).

 

 

 

So we were throwing the water on it, it steamed like crazy. This kid threw a huge 8 gallon jug of water through the fire and it landed all over the kid behind the fire pit. LOLLLLL!

 

 

 

I was leading our troop in marching, calling out "LEFT" "LEFT" "RIGHT" "RIGHT" "RIGHT" and so forth, this kid from another troop was trying to get into our way and i just ran him over, toggaf's these days -_-.

 

 

 

At Mackinac service camp, we march a lot. The guy who was leading us in marching accidentally made a swastika, he said "PIN WHEEL MARCH!!" makes us go in a ferris wheel type pattern, then said "COLUMN RIGHT MARCH!" means we turn right (90 degrees) and if you looked from above, it was a swastika. :?

 

 

 

Copy and pasted this next part from another thread i posted.

 

I was at summer camp with about 43 other kids. ALLL CATHOLIC

 

 

 

This troop belongs to a catholic church. no black/brown/nonwhite/noncatholic kids, except for me, brown/buddhist.

 

 

 

So I'm playing euchre with my group and this first year scout is playing chess against black pieces and decides to yell:

 

 

 

"KILL THE WICKED BUDDHIST!"

 

"HE BELIEVES IN IMAGINARY FRIENDS"

 

"HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD"

 

(he is talking about the black king)

 

I finished the hand and my friends are all like: go beat his [wagon].

 

 

 

I slap my hands on the table and rattle some chess pieces and say:

 

Me:What the hell did you just say?

 

him: Buddhists are evil and wicked

 

 

 

Me: why?

 

him: they don't believe in god and believe in imaginary friends.

 

 

 

Me: some people here may be offended by that, that is offensive.

 

Him: we are all catholic, no one is offended.

 

 

 

Me: Think twice....( narb,,,,PSHYAWWWW *smack* ty for whip.)

 

Him: what?

 

 

 

Me: I'm buddhist, that's right. You have no idea what the hell you just said did you? You don't even know where buddhists come from, your parents probably told you that we came from the depths of hell? You oughtta check the internet, read a book or go to a temple and see what buddhism is before you say any kind of bullsiht like that. Your racist and your the last person anyone needs on this earth.

 

 

 

Him: wat.

 

 

 

Adults watching the scene: OMG OWNED lmao sharee omfg rfl owned hax!1!! lmfao

 

 

 

gF m8. well, why do people have such animosity against THEE MOST PEACEFUL PEOPLE EVER TO WALK TO PLANET.

 

Another time, 2 years ago at summer camp.

 

 

 

Kid 1: Why won't you play with Dillon? (me)

 

Noob: I don't want to.

 

Me: ?

 

Kid 1: whY?

 

Noob: because he is a ni**er

 

Me: LFMAFAOFAFOAOO OOOOO ROFL COPTERRR

 

Kid 1: ROFLALMFOAFMAOFMAOMFOFMAOFMAO

 

Me: you idiot, im sri lankan, not black. gf m8.

 

 

 

someone told me:

 

How much futt could a buck futter fut if a buck futter couldn't buck fut?

 

 

 

This has nothing to do with the topic but it was the funniest thing ever.

 

 

 

There were about 400 people in the camp for the week.

 

The campfire got rained out and we had to move it into the pavilion.

 

Im sitting with my troop and this kid gets up to pee.

 

He walks at least 5 feet away from the pavilion (everyone can still see him)

 

and starts peeing. Im like, hey brian, that kid is peeing right next to us.

 

I look back over and his PANTS ARE ALL THE WAY DOWN and the FULL MOON CAME OUT. This kid in our troop yells: FULLL MOOON and the whole pavilion looks over and cracks up in laughter.

 

 

 

Thinking of more right now :mrgreen:

[dragoonson]

cracks up in laughter.

 

Pun?

 

 

 

And lol,I love how you marched into that guy.I once did that to some kid who interrupted our training.He was laughing at us mock-marching.So I got my platoon to walk straight into him (he was really slow,and I forced them into a really quick pace :lol: )

[skulloriginal]

ok the mature tag was because i know some bad camp stories ok now thats cleared up.

 

 

 

i did the bunny man story this is what happened

 

 

 

i was telling the story some kids were kinda scared some were scoffing. then the screams echo out and the kids are screaming to and shocked then the leaders stumble in and collapse. now the kids are [cabbage] their pants. then the bunny man walks up and they bolt they run for the bloody hills, i manage the get them into their cabins, we all cover ourselves in fake blood and get ready for fun. slowly the group makes its way to the cabins, and we begin to throw our bloody bodies onto the windows slurring blood and now the kids are crying and screaming. . after a bit we walked in and convinced them it was a joke and to go to bed. the kids were all in bed by 9 30. at around 11 30 myself and the councilor snuck in and slowly woke up one of the kids and the councilor was in the bloody bunny suit still and this kids flipped his lid, swearing and crying and screaming, slowly the other kids followed suit we laughed and walked out.

 

 

 

the next day the kids could find the humor and no angry phone calls yet \

[dragoonson]

^They ran to the hills?Bruce [bleep]inson would be proud.

 

 

 

Yay I rock :lol: I'm just kidding you all rock too,for doing that.

[goat62494]

Epic win, Skull and Dragonsoon, Epic win.

[Randox]

I was at a camp on an island several years back (maybe grade 7). Anyways, there is a sort of auction with manopoly money for the right to do certain pranks such as whiped cream on the head guys face and what not. Anyways we got one to throw last weeks leftovers (I think) in a manner simmaler to trowing pie. After that we led him blindfolded to the docks. If he knew he was on the docks he didn't say anything...until we led him right off the end. Then all 12 of us in that cabin (groups were each the occupants of a cabin, of which there were about 10-12) and our assistant couselor (each cabin has a counselor and assitant one in training) rand back to the cabin being cased by a very angery couselor. We locked the door and window shutters (no glass, just shutters). It took maybe 3 minutes for our couselor to get a window open. He climed in while we fled.

 

 

 

Next we hid in the islands 7 outhouses so most of us, including myself had to double up. After some banging on doors that resulted in one of the outhouses being short a lock, we all managed to flee back to our cabin where we locked the mad coucellor out for about 20 minutes until he no longer wanted revenge.

 

 

 

The funny thing is, it was not rehersed. It was actualy an on the spot idea by our assistant cousellor.

 

 

 

At the same camp, there was a game where all the cousellors hid, and you had to find them and get there signatures. The catch was this was done in the [bleep] black of night (or all but the forst 10 minutes were), and there was one cousellor in a tiger suit chasing everyone who could make you losse at least 1 signature (maybe more). There was one instance on the open field where I suddenly hear screaming and 10 kids fleeing the woods in my direction. We all scatered into the forrest (its a decent island, and by far the best capture the flag location I have ever seen with an old stone wall dividing the island in half).

[skulloriginal]

Topic cleaned with several gross posts removed and title edited. Guys, keep off the gross, mature stories here. The other "mature" topic is the only one intended to be as such. Post such related stories there, not here.

 

...And what does the OP do? Change the title back, of course... :wall:

 

 

 

i never changed the title from the original :lol:

[Lenin64]

ok the mature tag was because i know some bad camp stories ok now thats cleared up.

 

 

 

i did the bunny man story this is what happened

 

 

 

i was telling the story some kids were kinda scared some were scoffing. then the screams echo out and the kids are screaming to and shocked then the leaders stumble in and collapse. now the kids are [cabbage] their pants. then the bunny man walks up and they bolt they run for the bloody hills, i manage the get them into their cabins, we all cover ourselves in fake blood and get ready for fun. slowly the group makes its way to the cabins, and we begin to throw our bloody bodies onto the windows slurring blood and now the kids are crying and screaming. . after a bit we walked in and convinced them it was a joke and to go to bed. the kids were all in bed by 9 30. at around 11 30 myself and the councilor snuck in and slowly woke up one of the kids and the councilor was in the bloody bunny suit still and this kids flipped his lid, swearing and crying and screaming, slowly the other kids followed suit we laughed and walked out.

 

 

 

the next day the kids could find the humor and no angry phone calls yet \

 

This is the best thing I have read since WWII. Did you choose the most easily-scared kid to wake up, or just pick at random?

[skulloriginal]

no we chose one of the kids who were to tough to cry he cried lol he cried like a pixie getting its wings ripped off :twisted: