camp stories [possibly disturbing]

[Lenin64]

And then wait until everyone's asleep in their cabin, then wake them up (but not in an obvious, noisy way. Subtely, as if they woke up on their own) and have the "murderer" right there, in their face, grinning like... a madman, really. And scare the be-[bleep]-us out of them yet again.

[H2PM]

My cabin counciler person told us this really scary story about this camp counciler who told this kid he chould climb a 70foot pole, it was on the camps obescal course, and that he whould help him climb it at 5am. The kid and the counciler went to the pole and the kid started to put on a safty rope, incase he fell, and shortly after he started to climb. He climbed and climbed intill he reached the top. He stood at the top and yealled down to his counciler that he was going to jump down now. Usualy when you jump off the counciler below will slowly bring down whith hes or hers wieght on the safty rope. But when the kid jumped, the Counclier let go of the rope. Upon impact the kid shatterd his skull and hes ribcage. The ribcage preaced his heart and the kid died. The counclier left the camp the next day. After the story he said that at every full moon and when the loons cired in the lake. It ment that the kids ghost was roaming around the camp. Well that night there was a full moon. I laughed at the story to be honest. I mean it was just a story. Well...Later that night i woke up to the sounds of loons crying. I opened my eyes, there was a window near my bunk, and saw the shadow of a kid on the cabin floor :shock: .I was so scared i chouldent move. I closed my eyes and opend them again. And the shadow was gone. Now when i hear loons i get really scread. #-o

[skulloriginal]

lent and lenin we have 3 other "officers" or leaders who will be watching to make sure it doesn't go to far and yes we organized the cabin scare, and were debating whether to have one of the 3 "officers" to lead the kids past our hacked up bodies and then lead to the cabins for the cabin scare :lol:

[das1330]

Topic cleaned with several gross posts removed and title edited. Guys, keep off the gross, mature stories here. The other "mature" topic is the only one intended to be as such. Post such related stories there, not here.

[Mr_Cheese]

We had 2 camp leaders, one of them was telling us not to swim in the river because there is a crocodile in there. The other one then walked up and said the exact same thing but with a shark.

 

 

 

Funny stuff.

[dragoonson]

We had 2 camp leaders, one of them was telling us not to swim in the river because there is a crocodile in there. The other one then walked up and said the exact same thing but with a shark.

 

 

 

Funny stuff.

 

 

 

Aren't sharks salt-water fish?Fail,fail,fail!

 

 

 

Its glad to know I'm going to be responsible for scared little kids tbh.And its all what,100+km from my position too :lol:

[skulloriginal]

its agreed the scare tactics are going ahead in 5 days ill update how it went the plan is as follows:

 

*i read the story

 

*2 leaders come running from the bush screaming and covered in blood, and faint next to fire to reveal gashes in their backs

 

*the camp councilor comes running out after them covered in blood in a bunny suit holding a bloody axe

 

*the kids panic and myself and the "officers" of the camp tell them to go the cabins and wait

 

*we run up to the cabins and after their all in we put fake blood on our hands and throw ourselves at the windows(not to break ut to smear blood on them)

 

*we wait for them to stop screaming then all of the "dead" run in saying it was a joke

 

*we wait for them to fall asleep

 

*we subtly wake up one of the kids and the councilor will be right there in his face and we then wait for the kids to come screaming out lol :lol: :lol:

 

* we then wait for angry parents to call after the camp :wall:

[Shiny]

Man.....My camp stories suck. The only really good one isn't good so yeah. It's so bad that it isn't even a story. Just a thing.

 

 

 

Last year at school camp a guy brought a Wolf Mask. It was day time, and he still managed to scare the [cabbage] out of all the girls. The worst thing was, one of the girls trod on a wasp and got stung.

 

 

 

Yep.

 

 

 

Thats it.

[SupportMage]

On the last day of Military camp, we had a manly pillow fight. As in bloody noses and shattered glass from exploding lightbulbs.

 

 

 

Oh, and I lent my bugspray to this kid who proceeded to pour it on a "slow" kid who was sleeping on a bench. In exchange for completely averting all blame from myself (I'm not about to be expelled from boot camp I was sent to for being suspended -.-) the kid was demoted from "General", meaning he'd gone there seven years, forty two weeks per year, to below me, who had been there all of two weeks.

[emmanuel1233]

We had 2 camp leaders, one of them was telling us not to swim in the river because there is a crocodile in there. The other one then walked up and said the exact same thing but with a shark.

 

 

 

Funny stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

LOL when i was a camp leader i told the kids the same thing except i said a

 

Megalodon (a prehistoric giant shark) roamed the lake lol \ fun times

[Da Pirates]

Mature content tags on a Camp Stories thread? Now i've seen it all!

[dragoonson]

Mature content tags on a Camp Stories thread? Now i've seen it all!

 

You haven't seen mature tags on Yo Gabba-Gabba,so relax.

[Dizzle229]

We had 2 camp leaders, one of them was telling us not to swim in the river because there is a crocodile in there. The other one then walked up and said the exact same thing but with a shark.

 

 

 

Funny stuff.

 

 

 

Aren't sharks salt-water fish?Fail,fail,fail!

 

 

 

Its glad to know I'm going to be responsible for scared little kids tbh.And its all what,100+km from my position too :lol:

 

 

 

Bull Sharks do exist in fresh water.

[monkeyboo2]

A bunch of kids at my school went to this camp, where there was a councilor who tried to make kids watch him masturbate. He's in jail now.

 

 

 

:ohnoes: :? :oops: :o

[jessy87]

We had 2 camp leaders, one of them was telling us not to swim in the river because there is a crocodile in there. The other one then walked up and said the exact same thing but with a shark.

 

 

 

Funny stuff.

 

 

 

Aren't sharks salt-water fish?Fail,fail,fail!

 

 

 

Its glad to know I'm going to be responsible for scared little kids tbh.And its all what,100+km from my position too :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

99% of sharks are salt water, some however are known to swim up steam into freshwater. I believe it happens on the Mississippi river

[dsavi]

Topic cleaned with several gross posts removed and title edited. Guys, keep off the gross, mature stories here. The other "mature" topic is the only one intended to be as such. Post such related stories there, not here.

 

...And what does the OP do? Change the title back, of course... :wall:

[RichieMcD]

Topic cleaned with several gross posts removed and title edited. Guys, keep off the gross, mature stories here. The other "mature" topic is the only one intended to be as such. Post such related stories there, not here.

 

 

 

Isn't that deliberately creating off topic posts in that topic, or essentially high-jacking that subject? If a warning is placed in the topic title of mature content then it is the viewers fault for reading the topic and being offended by it. -.-

[warren211]

I'm getting annoyed by seeing all these "mature content" tags on thread titles. It does nothing but bring immaturity to an already "hanging on the balance between mature discussion and 4chan" type of thread. I think people are purposely doing this just to bring in more views. It doesn't keep people away. most OT'ers know this stuff and aren't afraid to view it.

 

 

 

If this keeps going we'll have new[bleep]s on tif screaming "MOAR" on every "mature discussion" thread on OT.

[dsavi]

Of course it's for more views. Of course every OTer knows that kind of stuff. If the mods let them continue, soon everything will be mature content- Which is dumb, obviously, on a pg13 forum. That's why the mods are taking away the tags, I'm pretty sure.

[____]

Bloody Mary fails; numberous times have i recited just to scare people who believe and I'm still alive :)

 

 

 

I don't really have any camp stories; grade 8 camp was fun though. Laura0077, I don't think entirey agreed with the story though :lol: Spooky stories never affected me or anyone I know tbh. From a young age we'd always been watching horror movies so got used to them fairly quick. I do remember though this one girl who transfered from another troop for scouts; she was a riot to scare :lol: So easily spooked it almost lost the humour value behind it though :?

[The Observer]

Edit: Replaced the nasty story.

 

 

 

Well, someone set off fart bombs in out tents. We all had to sleep outside. Quite annoying it was though.. :wall:

[bronzewarrior]

I have quite a few from last week's camp.

 

More to come after i finish band camp (rofl gonna be a good one, lil freshies).

 

22-28, 6 days 5 nights at cole canoe base.

 

 

 

Day we got there, my patrol, 7 of us, all 14-15 years old. Setup our tents.

 

3 people are sleeping in my friend's tent, a 10 man tent.

 

It ends up raining in the night and half the tent, not my half, is flooded with water.

 

They left the tent to setup their own and i ended up having a nice wet water mattress.

 

 

 

tee hee -_-

 

 

 

6 of us, 1 first year, 2nd year, 2 third years and my friend and I are playing soccer. The 2nd year trips over the tent stakes at least 4 times, rofl moments each time.

 

 

 

The third year decides to take the ball and shove it down the latrine, he does so.

 

 

 

he puts it down and, PLoooP, it makes the weirdest noise ever.

 

 

 

He was in the latrine room and we locked him in there (we shut the door and held it) and a kid grabbed the hose and sprayed water all over him.

 

 

 

My friend took a paperclip and put it on both ends of a C battery, it heated up really fast. He shoved it down the latrine hole and walked away. SMELLED LIKE SH** the WHOLE DAY.

 

 

 

at a merit badge class, this kid puts "MOOSE TESTICLES" as his protein for the day.

 

My friend calls a porn line and asks for moose testicles and moose (cabbage reproductive organ), she says "INAPPROPRIATE, DISCONNECTING!".

 

 

 

I make a molotov cocktail at our camp fire, i used an IBC bottle, purell sanitizer and OFF bug spray and a piece of toilet paper.

 

 

 

Put purell around the inside of the bottle (not too much), douse the paper in bug spray and stuff it in the bottle so it is sticking out,

 

 

 

This first year puts it in and it starts flaming, an adult pulls it out with the shovel and it is shooting flames everywhere.

 

 

 

Ha this one was great:

 

 

 

We were ready to go to sleep, it was dark.

 

This kid comes into our tent (in our group) he is BUCK naked and farts and walks out the door, everyone in our tent runs like crazy.

 

 

 

This kid ran into a dead oak tree ( about 20 feet tall) and it falls over, NO JOKE, we drag it to camp and burn it.

 

 

 

this was about 3 years ago:

 

We are camping at Wright patterson air force base, and I decide to take a dump in the woods, this kid in my group takes a stick and puts my poop on a log (the only log that you can use to get across the stream) and 10 mins later, this other troop is on THEIR HANDS AND KNEES, trying to get across the log to get over the stream.

[Dizzle229]

Bronzewarrior has the best ones :P

 

 

 

1. I was in swimming with my troop in Skiff Lake on Long Island. These HUGE bugs with stingers that must have been 2 inches long start flyign around and landing on the water. I think there were about 6 of them. Anyway, one land in the water in front of me. I go to swat it under, thinking it won't be able to come back after me. As I raise my hand to hit it, the damn bug EXPLPODES in front of me, leaving me covered in the pieces. I turn around and I see the lifeguard up on his tower, holding a FREAKING RIFLE!!!!! Sure, shoot RIGHT next to me to kill a freaking BUG!

 

 

 

2. It was raining heavily one night and we were all under a tarp. One kid that went to douse the remaining embers comes back. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Just as he lined up with the edge of the tarp, the water on top spilled over the side and DRENCHED him. Here's where it gets even better. He realized a few minutes later that there were still some embers. He goes back out. Again, he gets hit. Then he says, "I don't want to get even wetter, I'm putting my hood up. He puts his hood up, unaware of the gallon or so of water that had pooled in there due to the rain and tarp attacks. When he put his hood up, it's contents spilled all over him :lol:

 

 

 

I will think of more later.

[Agunimon979]

 

1. I was in swimming with my troop in Skiff Lake on Long Island. These HUGE bugs with stingers that must have been 2 inches long start flyign around and landing on the water. I think there were about 6 of them. Anyway, one land in the water in front of me. I go to swat it under, thinking it won't be able to come back after me. As I raise my hand to hit it, the damn bug EXPLPODES in front of me, leaving me covered in the pieces. I turn around and I see the lifeguard up on his tower, holding a FREAKING RIFLE!!!!! Sure, shoot RIGHT next to me to kill a freaking BUG!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wtf you couldn't nail a bug in the water with a RIFLE and lifeguards dont carry around firearms. And I don't think guards would shot right in front of you ffs.

[Dizzle229]

You may choose not to believe me, I'm just reporting what happened. And btw, I was close to shore, so don't act like the guy had to have telescopic vision.

 

 

 

As I mentioned, the thing was HUGE, and scout life guard towers are about a foot off the ground.