Yes that's right I'm back with many more goals, pictures and fun than ever before. Like most people my blog was destroyed in the Great Crash of 08 (Not to be confused with the Big Crash of 76 and the Massive Crash of 92) but i have managed to redo everything and set it out in a whole new way!

 

 

 

So where better to start than at myself...

 

[hide=Me, Myself and I]I am Li Chef, and this is my blog. If youre stupid enough to not have realised that from the title then youre in the wrong place. This is for uber stupid people, duh.

 

 

 

I did have a blog before the big update of 09/06/08 but it got deleted. But that of course gives me a fresh start to make this entirely new one from scratch. So i suppose there is no other place to start than the beginning of the legend that is Me.

 

 

 

I started RuneScape in 2005, which yes would make me underage, but from what my new friend at High School, Mandalor30, told me about it i was raring to go.

 

 

 

After a few failed accounts that I lost due to my bad memory of passwords and being hacked on one occasion i finally made Li Chef. And I wrote the password down. Li Chef became a fishing and cooking pure, since I was mad about both at the time and longed to be in some sort of Guild. I got into the cooking guild in no more than a day and looked around my new surroundings. I soon became a popular face around there and would spend my days trudging back and forth from Draynor Wheat Field collecting wheat to make pies with.

 

 

 

But one day Mandalor30 had just finished killing some goblins and had some bones he couldn'tt be bothered to bury. Being the Good Samaritan i happily buried them for him. Suddenly my prayer level went up. No worries. Then I walked over to Mandalor30 to collect more bones and he noticed my new and improved combat level. I panicked and checked for myself to see that i was now officially level 4. I was gutted.

 

 

 

In my stubborn ways I started talking to Mandalor30 at high school and i ranted on about how Jagex should let you change your skills back to one if you wanted to. During this period i spent a month off RuneScape and i re-discovered my Xbox. Also in this time Mandalor30 quit RuneScape leaving a lovely level 65 F2P account with full rune behind.

 

 

 

When i returned to RuneScape nothing much had changed. Me and my old time friend, who detests RuneScape, made a pact that I would become a member and make a farming patch next to my house and wear farming clothes and do nothing but farming. Little did i know farming was slow and aggravating and houses were expensive. Not to mention you couldn'tt just make a farming patch in your house.

 

 

 

But it was at least nine months until I became a member and in my moping days I became level 55 cooking and 50 fishing. Not to mention I had got 10 combat. So there I was in the big bad world of members as a level 10. Fear was pumping through my veins as I explored new areas thinking that in any moment I would come across wild dragons and ogres. But of course that never happened.

 

 

 

The first quest I did was Fishing Contest. Mainly because I liked fishing and I was so tired of dying on White Wolf Mountain. Fun times.

 

 

 

The first skill I tried out was fletching since I saw loads of people with the cape. But with all repetitive and madly clicking skills it soon got boring. I tried out the new members food but only reached a dismal level 60 cooking. I was lost and had no-where to go and nothing to do. I couldn'tt complete quests because of Jagexs lack of common sense with the guides.

 

 

 

But then the angels sung and the heavens opened up and showed me the light. That light was Tip. It. I didnt become a former at first, I was too interested in the fact that I could safely make it through quests and work out how many more fish I would need to cook to get to a certain level.

 

 

 

Soon after I peeked into the forums and decided to look around. I made an account and made the odd post, trying to not to draw attention to myself. But I found countless people here in the same situation as I was, with no-where to go. Soon after I met my good friends on the game: Xkiki mayaX, Oliverjackve, Gr8est Skillz, Zellaz, to name a few.

 

 

 

I met Oliverjackve at Rock Crabs, where I now spent most of my time, and we instantly hit it off.

 

Xkiki mayaX I met behind Varrock Castle cutting yews. There was so much competition for her to be peoples girlfriends but I just wanted us to be friends. I bought her some diamond jewellery and she expected me to then ask her out. But since Im not into that cyber stuff I just asked her if she wanted to be mates with me. Because of that she was pleased that I was one of the gentlemen who dont want that kind of rubbish. So we wandered off to some other yews and left them all.

 

Gr8est Skillz I wouldnt of met if I hadnt of decided to take part in an argument. Some guy was making clearly racist remarks at the Grand Tree mossies and i had to make a stand. He said his brother, Gr8est Skillz, would beat me up. So i Pmed Gr8est Skillz asking if he knew the offender and he said he had never met him. Then he came with me and we double teamed the racist.

 

Zellaz and i met here on the blog section on the forums when i first introduced myself to Slayer. I was looking for some advice so i picked Zellaz as my tutor. From there we became friends and now he sees me as more than a student.

 

 

 

Each and every one of them was immensely stronger than me. But i possessed one thing i didnt have. Knowledge. For some reason i absorb knowledge, most of it useless and it comes in handy very quickly. Whenever there is an exp problem amongst the friends i call upon Tip. It calculators, but apart from that my knowledge of where to find monsters and quests is strictly of my own.

 

 

 

Then i met Lightning Chat in the year of 07. I loved it there. Even though some of them could be grouches at times (Swordude). I immediately hit it off there because of witty-sarcastic charm and was instantly loved. Well thats what i think anyway. But then disaster struck! Tip. It made that awful poll that mentioned Lightning Chat and it was instantly swarmed with noobs. From that day on i dont pop my head in there anymore. Sorry Tip. It but that was an awful mistake.

 

 

 

But nevertheless i had made a new friend. Sugarbabe, or Superbabe as i love to call her. We shared a special relationship where we gave each other nicknames and shout them to each other, a lot. But other than that were good friends, and i hope it stays that way.

 

 

 

In short i am an avid Slayer with rising skills. I have made many new friends and have become an almost well known face around the forums. Now dont you just you wouldve read this shortened version before all that droning?

 

 

 

After all my trials and tribulations i've risen up through the ranks of pretty much everything and gotten on hiscores for every single skill. On the way i've lost some good friends, mostly to them retiring and giving up RuneScape. "Out with the old and in with the new"

 

 

 

The new, of course, is Tidus 2555, whom you may of seen posting in my blog. Or you might of seen me posted in his. He always says hi first and is generally just a special kinda guy. So yeah, thank Tidus!

 

 

 

Update

 

 

 

So yeah, after recently becoming F2P for a month or two, i'm back as a P2P now and ready to start getting my skills up again!

 

 

 

 

 

Li Chef[/hide]

 

 

 

I suppose you'll all want some pictures to look at so you can pass the time eh? Well your wish is somebody else's command because here they are!

 

 

 

Medic! I need a medic! 3 pics

 

[hide=HP]

 

 

[/hide]Ready! Aim! Fire! 4 pics

 

[hide=Range]

 

 

 

[/hide]I am the Shield! 4 Pics

 

[hide=Defence]

 

 

 

[/hide]Stab! Slash! Charge! 1 Pic

 

[hide=Attack][/hide]I can make my pecs dance! 1 Pic

 

[hide=Strength][/hide]Abra Kadabra Alakazam! 3 Pics

 

[hide=Magic]

 

 

[/hide]Hummmmmmmmm... 1 Pic

 

[hide=Prayer][/hide]Go! Pikachu! 0 Pics

 

[hide=Summoning][/hide]Nature! Death! Blood! Unite! 5 Pics

 

[hide=RuneCrafting]

 

 

 

 

[/hide]I [garden tool]! I [garden tool]! It's off to build a pixelated house we go! 1 Pics

 

[hide=Construction][/hide]Put the string through the wood... Tie it together... There! A cow! 3 Pics

 

[hide=Fletching]

 

 

[/hide]You there foul beast! Prepare to meet your doom, Common Rat! 4 Pics

 

[hide=Slayer]

 

 

 

[/hide]Pour that in there and you get... No eyebrows! 2 Pics

 

[hide=Herblore]

 

[/hide]I think I caught a shark! With my hand! 2 Pics

 

[hide=Fishing]

 

[/hide]I think I cooked a Shark! With my hand! 2 Pics

 

[hide=Cooking]

 

[/hide]I think I trapped a Shark! With a net... 5 Pics

 

[hide=Hunter]

 

 

 

 

[/hide]Look mum! No hands! Look mum... No head... 4 Pics

 

[hide=Agility]

 

 

 

[/hide]I've chopped this tree non-stop for hours! And it just keeps on respawning! 0 Pics

 

[hide=Woodcutting][/hide]Burn baby burn! Firemaking inferno! 1 Pics

 

[hide=Firemaking][/hide]I promise I will look after the Mona Lisa with all my care! Suckers... 0 Pics

 

[hide=Thieving][/hide]I'm gonna rake you damn weeds! 0 Pics

 

[hide=Farming][/hide]I'm gonna chisel me a mountain from this here pebble! 1 Pics

 

[hide=Crafting][/hide]With a pick and a wick and walking stick! 2 Pics

 

[hide=Mining]

 

[/hide]This furnace can't be good for my skin... 1 Pics

 

[hide=Smithing][/hide]Adventure Awaits! 1 Pic

 

[hide=Quests][/hide]And the winner is... 4 Pics

 

[hide=Totals]

 

 

 

[/hide]Random or what? 19 Pics

 

[hide=Misc.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[/hide]Celebration! 3 Pics

 

[hide=Parties!]

 

 

[/hide]Aarr me hearties! We got us some buried Treasure! 5 Pics

 

[hide=Clues]

 

 

 

 

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Did you enjoy that? Good, because now it's time to get down to the nitty gritty part of the blog. The goals and levels that i hope to achieve...

 

 

 

[hide=As of 10/05/08][/hide]

 

[hide=As of 02/06/08 (Some slow progress made][/hide]

 

[hide=As of 23/06/08 (Spent 30 days on a new game I bought, nothing much changed)][/hide]

 

[hide=As of 02/09/08 (A good solid 46 levels)][/hide]

 

[hide=As of 01/07/09 (LONG time since last picture, 90 levels)][/hide]

 

 

 

Here's the recent Slayer tasks I've got, which ones I've Burthorped and what levels I achieved on them

 

[hide=Slayer Blog]42 Earth Warriors: My first ever task of Earth Warriors. Got 62 Attack and 63 HP on these guys.

 

82 Pyrefiends: Everybody loves Pyrefiends, I don't. Got 56 Slayer though

 

66 Ice Warriors: My first ever Ice Warrior task. Love em already!

 

88 Turoths: Another first ever task here, they're OK I suppose. Got 63 Attack

 

66 Ice Warriors: Was in a kind mood today so decided to do this one. Got 64 Attack and 61 Strength

 

60 Green Dragons: Only sane people kill these. Burthorped for 22 Bats

 

100 Ice Giants: First time fighting these, actually enjoyed them. Got 65 Attack, 57 Slayer and 44 Prayer

 

69 Hill Giants: No jokes about the number. No jokes about the task either, it's bloody boring

 

74 Ankous: No, just no. Burthorped for 36 Monkeys

 

84 Harpies: I really like this guys, always have done. Got 62 Strength and 82 Combat

 

104 Turoths: Not in the mood for such a boring task in such a high quantity. Burthorped for 42 Goblins

 

92 Turoths: NOT AGAIN! Burthorped for 39 Cave Slime

 

42 Earth Warriors: Ah and old favourite is back. Loving this task

 

112 Jellies: Did half of it but soon got bored. Burthorped for 24 Monkeys

 

80 Moss Giants: Awwww Come on! Give me something decent! Burthorped for 44 Skeletons

 

87 Jellies: We're afraid Vannaka can't be with us tonight. He's been put in A&E with a Dragon Dagger in his gentlemen's area. Burthorped for 22 Wolves

 

117 Jellies: Getting really really bored of this now.... Really bored... Burthorped for 26 Dwarves

 

76 Cockatrice: This is more like it! Got 63 Strength and 58 Slayer, home at last

 

44 Earth Warriors: Feeling happy now that i've got my second do-able task in a row

 

110 Lesser Demons: Normally wouldn't do these, but i'm sure it's nothing a little range and melee can't fix. Got 63 Range

 

91 Infernal Mages: Fancied a nice change of pace and whipped out the old crossbow. Died once, but ah well

 

71 Bloodvelds: Haven't had a pop at these in quite a while so I whipped out my crossbow again. Got 59 Slayer and 64 Range from them too!

 

61 Infernal Mages: Couldn't be bothered with these again frankly. Burthorped for 32 Banshees

 

109 Cockatrices: Got my best ever clue scroll from these guys. No levels though

 

80 Killerwatts: Haven't done these in a long time, so it shall be a nice change of pace

 

79 Vampires: My first time doing these. VERY easy task, brought too much food. Got 65 Strength and 85 Combat as well.

 

77 Basilisks: Another really easy task that i've never done before. Brought too much food again. Got 62 Defence.

 

62 Hill Giants: Killed Cyclopes instead, much more fun. Got 63 Defense and 60 Slayer though!

 

31 Earth Warriors: I love these, shame they're in such small numbers. Got 64 Defense, 67 HP and 86 Combat.

 

99 Otherworldly Beings: First time doing these. They're ok I suppose...

 

109 Pyrefiends: Not a massive fan of Pyrefiends. But I did get 65 Defence though.

 

68 Werewolves: First time doing these as well. This shall be fun...[/hide]

 

 

 

I'm hoping to update them again soon with all the wonderful levels I've achieved and all the goals I've smashed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Done much today?

 

 

 

 

So far so good eh? I think I'm nearing the end of the blog. Sad faces, I know. But soon there will be more pictures and fun for you to have. So please, come back soon!

 

 

 

Training right now?

 

Slayer

 

Listening to right now?

 

Purple Haze (Live in San Diego) ~ The Jimi Hendrix Experience

 

 

 

So, so long and don't forget to post. New things will be happening here so come back again soon!

 

Li Chef

Nice blog ,

 

 

 

Keep levelingand have fun \

good luck with these goals.

Nothing out of the ordinary has happened today.

 

 

 

Re-started my Slaying and that reminded me to re-start my slayer task log. E.G. 97 Bloodvelds (got 1,000,000 level attack)

 

 

 

I might take a more recent stats picture and put that on as comparison since it's over a month since i last did one.

 

 

 

Other than that it's been a slow, boring day.

 

 

 

Hope i get some more replies here!

 

Li Chef

Well, eventually these replies come. Nice pics and all you have, :thumbsup:

Did another stat picture. It's scary to see after so long i've only advanced a few mediocre levels. But oh well i'm hoping this month will be a productive one.

 

 

 

Waiting for those replies!

 

Li Chef

Nice story :)

 

Good luck on all of your Goals Chef!

omg have i not posted?

 

haiii cheffy!

 

Goodluck

Added a hell of a lot to my blog today, new goals, new pictures and more importantly a new section. Over the next week or so (probably longer) i'll be training my runecrafting to level 50, you all know why :roll:

 

 

 

I'm at level 39 currently and have enough money/essence to get to 46. So that means when I get to 46 i'll need to kick out the old Slayer Stuff and get killed some good dropping monsters. Or just sell all the runes I make :oops:

 

 

 

So have a good read and expect lots of new pictures very very soon.

 

Li Chef

Got from level 39 to 43 yesterday, a good solid 4 levels. If I can keep up at that speed today then I should be onto level 46 or 47. That means I could be done by tommorow or Friday -.-

 

 

 

Oh happy days...

 

 

 

So i'm looking forward to getting 44 Rcing today because then it's Nats all the way! Yay!

heyyy im footy plus69 who added u heyyy man nice blog read it all:D keep up the good work mate :thumbsup: \ :D

Thanks, it's nice to get some more fans \

 

 

 

Got level 50 runecrafting yesterday, silly me forgot to take the screenshot. So you'll have to take my word for it.

 

 

 

And for those of you who can't get in the RuneCrafting Guild here's some pointers: The RuneCrafting Guild in all honesty aint that great. Nothing special. But the minigame is something else. Spending days getting 50 RC is worth it just for the minigame.

 

 

 

So over the space of 3 days I made 2K Cosmics and 6K Nats. And i'm in the process of selling those nats. And you know what'll happen then? I'll make my very first One Million Geepee's! Which is another one of my goals. Happy days :thumbsup:

 

 

 

On a lighter note I reached 56 Slayer, forgot the stupid screenshot again. #-o

 

 

 

I'll be setting some new goals soon so keep your eye out!

 

Li Chef

I hate agility so much that TOG decided to get it upto level 35 for me! Thanks!

 

 

 

But then I thought why not get it up some more? So I went on that stupid barcrawl and did some crawling and got myself into the Barb Agility Course. Got bored when I got upto level 36 though.

 

 

 

Luckily got the snap of me getting 36 Agility and it's up there and my newest picture.

 

 

 

That's all really, been a quiet day. Might do some fishing to get some more swordies.

 

Li Chef

Just come back from my five day holiday in Wales and obviously not been on RuneScape. Seems I haven't missed much apart from the little entry in the Guiness Book of World Records. Ah well all's well that ends...

 

 

 

So I don't exactly know what i'll be doing in the game over the next day or so because it takes me a while to get bakc into the groove, even after a break that's only been five days...

 

 

 

Li Chef

Went on a little skill mad rush today, hardly getting any levels though.

 

 

 

* Did some Slayer

 

* Did some Smithing and got to level 49 (got the screeny)

 

* Did some Summoning

 

* Did some Herblore

 

* Did some Fletching

 

* Did some Vinesweeper

 

* Did some Range

 

 

 

So i've been very busy not getting any levels. I will update this post with any other levels that I get or any other Skills I decide to do a bit of.

 

Li Chef

Some good news today.

 

 

 

Got 60 Range training in the most random of places. Missed the screeny becasue I am a dope but I was determined not to let that bother me so I screenied the thing that tells you what you can do thingy. So that's in the range section for all to see.

 

 

 

Went to a random persons 99 Mage party. I seriously didn't have a clue who he was I just tagged along. So that makes two parties i've been too, that deserves a section.

 

 

 

So I added a new Picture section to the pictures entitled "Parties!" for you all to view.

 

 

 

That's about it really, probably going to do some fishing once i've bought my Red Dragon Hide.

 

Li Chef

Got three new picture for you all to marvel at today. I'm putting two on the main page and one in a Cooking Level up tab! I got 64 Cooking today whilst stocking up on food.

 

 

 

The two other pictures include my most prized partners and the other is my new outfit. Which I blew 900k of my 1Mill on two items. Yay me!

 

 

 

I spent something!

 

 

 

I'm determined to make it all back though.

 

 

 

And i'm determined to get people to post on this blog!

 

Li Chef

Got a 66 Ice Warriors task followed by a 80 Green Dragons task, which I refuse to do, only sane people kill dragons.

 

 

 

Got 64 Attack and 61 Strength as well today, so it's been very combat orientated. Pingu, my penguin, is nearing 100% growth with only 10% to go. I just wish he didn't eat everything! It took me ages to get my Dragon Longsword outta there!

 

 

 

Planning on selling a lot of items today and have an overall bank clean-up. It's looking a complete mess and to be honest the tabs aren't helping that much.

 

 

 

Why won't you post here! Hehe!

 

 

 

The next person who posts I will give a cookie on here and a cookie on RS. So hurry up before someone else eats the cookies!

 

 

 

Cookies!

 

Li Chef

Bump

Looks like Sugar's got the cookie! *hands cookie*

 

 

 

Don't eat it all at once! I'm gonna give a cookie to every person who posts! So if you want cookies then get posting!

 

 

 

Li Chef

Well, you're offline but oh wells. You have more of a life than me, I can easily tell that much cause unlike me you're not online at 2 am :-#

 

 

 

You got any level goals in mind, and have you already got all the talismans for the omni? Good luck anyways though!

 

 

 

Drop by my bloggy if you want, you seem like a pretty nice guy :D I'm not just saying that to get a couple of cheap posts really, i'm just a bit tired of all the "Going for all 99s" and your blog was very refreshing :thumbsup: But don't tell the high levels what I said :ohnoes:

I'm gonna give you two cookies because you that nice *hands out cookies*

 

 

 

I have got all the talismans for the Omni-Staff, just need the tokens. In fact I have the Omni-Talisman itself, ready to convert.

 

 

 

Level wise... Well I got my fletch to level 48 last night just be cutting up a couple of hundred willows that were lying around. I'll probably get to about 50 making the bows.

 

 

 

Levels since last post:

 

46 Fletch (screenied)

 

47 Fletch (screenied)

 

48 Fletch (missed deliberately)

 

51 Mining (screenied)

 

52 Magic (missed because it was in the frickin' circus! :o )

 

 

 

Recent Changes to the Blog:

 

Adjusted Pets picture to accomodate for the new Pingu

 

Added all the screenshots

 

Updated Goals with new token figures

 

Updated what I am doing

 

Added a new As of picture

 

 

 

Li Chef

I may just have to start handing out caek. You liek caek? Everyone Caek!

 

 

 

Grats on those levels though :) I wonder, have the new themed worlds helped you get your tokens, or have you not tried them yet?

Just as I saw your post I got the 4000 tokens needed to get a full set of robes. So that's one goal down. Now all I need it 10,000 token for the staff :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Got 52 Rc as well whilst I was working away.

 

Li Chef

Wow, you seem so very similar to me, and our levels are perilously close to mine! Want to meet up some time?