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Smack it, Throw it, Leave it, Burn it, Keep it, Eat it.

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Listen to it so many times you can't stand it.

 

Gummy bears.

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Throw them at the ceiling to see if it sticks.

 

A pokeman.

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Wear its skin.

 

A cardboard box.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Use it to hide under while on a spy mission.

 

A rocket launcher.

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Blow up the moon, of course.

 

A jar of bees.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Open it to release them into their natural habitat.

 

Some green string.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Play with it, then eat it, then deal with it later.

 

A personal planner.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Throw it.

 

A mystery box which will only open if you choose to keep it but once you have it you must have it forever.

[Falador tavern]

Drop it in the sewer without opening it.

 

A jaguar.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Oh, it had a tablet which would cure you and anyone you touch from diseases forever.

Shoot it then eat, Gentlemen I enjoy game.

 

A bottle of sangria.

[Falador tavern]

Throw it into the sun.

 

A toad.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Rub it against someone.

 

A lead pipe.

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

Melt it down and make a lead codpiece.

 

Every dinosaur ever.

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Combine their DNA into a super species.

 

A Shub-Niggurath.

Link to Forum Games signature.

[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

Teleport inside of it.

 

Master Blaster?

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Feed it raisins.

 

A box of weasels.

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Forget it in the rain.

 

A very important thing.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

Throw it into the sun.

 

An old roller-ball mouse.

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Feel it up

 

Scissors

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Cut my life into pieces.

 

CRT monitor.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

Fill it with secret stuff.

 

A bottle of water.

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Leave it to sit until it's past its expiration date then innocently hand it to someone :twisted:

 

Ink.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

Drink it.

 

A bad book.

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Give it a spanking.

 

A marmoset.

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kiss it

 

a psycho robot

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