maveritchell Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Because I simply heart TheBlazikenMaster, I figured I'd take a minute or two and write his non-existient quest for him. This is completely serious. COMPLETELY SERIOUS... Quest: The Wine of Zamorak NPC's: Reborn Zamorak (Don't forget, we've killed him off before. Sort of.) Items needed: 13 tinderboxes. Quest script: Rb. Z.: GET ME TINDERBOXES SO I MIGHT MAKE MY WINE, FOOLISH MORTAL! Option 1: Okey-doke. Option 2: How many did you need? (Reply to either) I SAID GET ME TINDERBOXES OR I SHALL SMITE YOU! Option 47: Yessir. [You must now get 13, and only 13 tinderboxes. If you get any more or less, you will lose the ability to weild rune armor, and this can only be gained back in the "Saradomin the Chicken" Quest (SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS.)] (Once you bring the tinderboxes): Rb. Z: VERY WELL, YOU HAVE DONE A GOOD THING, HOMEDOG OF MINE. Option 3.14159: Peace, yo. Rb. Z: I THINK I WILL REWARD YOU. You gain the ability to dual-weild the dragon ninja scimitar. You also gain the ability to smith rune scimitars from oak logs and ashes, at level 55 fishing. QUEST COMPLETE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingkonk Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 I assume this was made as a joke because its one of the worst ideas I've heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elk Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 If you wanna make fun of blazikan then put this on his thread. I know we all hate blazikan....... Yes I am a girl. No, I won't be your girlfriend. :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 I requested a quest that had "The" and some quest that's NOT so bad :x Someone MUST make better quest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 I requested a quest that had "The" and some quest that's NOT so bad :x Someone MUST make better quest. I'd do it personally, but y'know, your brain might explode from reading it. Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyhenriksen Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 this must be one of the most strange quests ever! i liked it :wink: R.I.P. Shiva and Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maveritchell Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 I really meant to make it 29 tinderboxes. That should be it. Note: First post edited as per Sir Mr. Dr. Blaziken's suggestion. Someone MUST make better quest. Oh, sweet, sweet irony. Still didn't catch the hint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lpinkus Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Because I simply heart TheBlazikenMaster, I figured I'd take a minute or two and write his non-existient quest for him. This is completely serious. COMPLETELY SERIOUS... Quest: The Wine of Zamorak ............. Rb. Z: VERY WELL, YOU HAVE DONE A GOOD THING, HOMEDOG OF MINE. Option 3.14159: Peace, yo. Rb. Z: I THINK I WILL REWARD YOU. You gain the ability to dual-weild the dragon ninja scimitar. You also gain the ability to smith rune scimitars from oak logs and ashes, at level 55 fishing. QUEST COMPLETE! The "COMPLETELY SERIOUS" lured me in me, and I almost fell out of my chair laughing and hit my head. Luckily, I was wearing my oak full helmet. lpinkus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzz Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 maveritchell, I salute you, as Blaziken STILL hasnt figured it out :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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