Guest e174 Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 In middle of a desert, there lies a naked, dead man. A small distance from the man there is a short stick. On the man back there is only wounds that has come from the sand, like the wounds that happen if you fall on a road with many rocks. There is no other men in the desert, but there should be the murderer if he would be murdered, as the distance to nearest city is too long. Your job is to figure out : What the heck did here happen?! Sorry if you dont understand my perfect english :lol: And i dont know if this is in the wrong place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armaneth Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 What happened? I heard this one before. The man and 2 of his friends are riding in a hot air balloon when it begins to sink. The dump all the weight inlucing their clothes but they are still sinking. So they draw straws for someone to jump out. The man in the desert got the short straw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyco_Gal Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 he was sweating and got eaten by a straw from a coke silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat_29 Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 hmm maybe the man feels hot cant take the risk becuz he needs water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_ice Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 maybe the man was skydiving but his parachute didnt work and he fell at such a speed that the atmosphere burned his clothes off....then he landed and got all cut up and then a scorpion stung him but he tried to beat it off with the stick but the poison had already settle in and killed him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXxNyteMaRexXx Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 maybe the man was skydiving but his parachute didnt work and he fell at such a speed that the atmosphere burned his clothes off....then he landed and got all cut up and then a scorpion stung him but he tried to beat it off with the stick but the poison had already settle in and killed him lmao ya i think thats wat happened also :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest e174 Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Armaneth already answered right.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilKiller Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 well, if he didn't out it there first, this is what I would have said... The armour is heavy, he has no water, he dies of dehydration, failed was his prayer. His friends abandoned him, they needed room within their small tent as one may assume. He was lost in the desert, his friends abandoned him there was no hope his death was grim. Just a lame poem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_ice Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 my answer is still the koolest!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w4ldrange Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 this is an old one... allways comes upp again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutkins Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 I like your poetry, Devilkiller. Very unique, very fresh. "Darkly" fresh, but still fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbite992 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 k he got scammed and he was all like addicted to rs so he started whining then went from lumby to al kharid after dieing in wildy. he got sorta scammed for a bullrush thing so he was whining and he died in the desert and stuff :oops: :cry: :roll: :twisted: :P :x blup blup im a fish :P :? :shock: :D 8) 8) :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew02468 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 its obvious.... he was walking to an ice cream shop!! the stick had his money hidden in it... he was going to get a triple fudge deluxe when the shop dissapeared so he ate sand instead and chocked and died destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 No,he insulted Gaara of the Desert with the stick so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew02468 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 lol, but.. what happened to his clothes? destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Gaara's sister raped him,lol Or the sand grabbed it for fun so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 maybe the man was skydiving but his parachute didnt work and he fell at such a speed that the atmosphere burned his clothes off....then he landed and got all cut up and then a scorpion stung him but he tried to beat it off with the stick but the poison had already settle in and killed him Very similar to what I was going to say... I was thinking the fall was enough, though... The stick was his lucky special stick which he carried everywhere. well, if he didn't out it there first, this is what I would have said... The armour is heavy, he has no water, he dies of dehydration, failed was his prayer. His friends abandoned him, they needed room within their small tent as one may assume. He was lost in the desert, his friends abandoned him there was no hope his death was grim. Just a lame poem... I like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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