July 15, 200421 yr In middle of a desert, there lies a naked, dead man. A small distance from the man there is a short stick. On the man back there is only wounds that has come from the sand, like the wounds that happen if you fall on a road with many rocks. There is no other men in the desert, but there should be the murderer if he would be murdered, as the distance to nearest city is too long. Your job is to figure out : What the heck did here happen?! Sorry if you dont understand my perfect english :lol: And i dont know if this is in the wrong place...
July 15, 200421 yr What happened? I heard this one before. The man and 2 of his friends are riding in a hot air balloon when it begins to sink. The dump all the weight inlucing their clothes but they are still sinking. So they draw straws for someone to jump out. The man in the desert got the short straw.
July 21, 200421 yr maybe the man was skydiving but his parachute didnt work and he fell at such a speed that the atmosphere burned his clothes off....then he landed and got all cut up and then a scorpion stung him but he tried to beat it off with the stick but the poison had already settle in and killed him
July 26, 200421 yr maybe the man was skydiving but his parachute didnt work and he fell at such a speed that the atmosphere burned his clothes off....then he landed and got all cut up and then a scorpion stung him but he tried to beat it off with the stick but the poison had already settle in and killed him lmao ya i think thats wat happened also :lol:
August 3, 200421 yr well, if he didn't out it there first, this is what I would have said... The armour is heavy, he has no water, he dies of dehydration, failed was his prayer. His friends abandoned him, they needed room within their small tent as one may assume. He was lost in the desert, his friends abandoned him there was no hope his death was grim. Just a lame poem...
August 22, 200421 yr I like your poetry, Devilkiller. Very unique, very fresh. "Darkly" fresh, but still fresh.
January 1, 200620 yr k he got scammed and he was all like addicted to rs so he started whining then went from lumby to al kharid after dieing in wildy. he got sorta scammed for a bullrush thing so he was whining and he died in the desert and stuff :oops: :cry: :roll: :twisted: :P :x blup blup im a fish :P :? :shock: :D 8) 8) :oops:
February 7, 200719 yr its obvious.... he was walking to an ice cream shop!! the stick had his money hidden in it... he was going to get a triple fudge deluxe when the shop dissapeared so he ate sand instead and chocked and died destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese
February 8, 200719 yr No,he insulted Gaara of the Desert with the stick so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
February 9, 200719 yr lol, but.. what happened to his clothes? destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese
February 9, 200719 yr Gaara's sister raped him,lol Or the sand grabbed it for fun so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
February 9, 200719 yr maybe the man was skydiving but his parachute didnt work and he fell at such a speed that the atmosphere burned his clothes off....then he landed and got all cut up and then a scorpion stung him but he tried to beat it off with the stick but the poison had already settle in and killed him Very similar to what I was going to say... I was thinking the fall was enough, though... The stick was his lucky special stick which he carried everywhere. well, if he didn't out it there first, this is what I would have said... The armour is heavy, he has no water, he dies of dehydration, failed was his prayer. His friends abandoned him, they needed room within their small tent as one may assume. He was lost in the desert, his friends abandoned him there was no hope his death was grim. Just a lame poem... I like it!
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