If I had one of those automatic hair braider things, I could braid my hair into my armpit hair. My ultimate goal in life is to braid my hair into my beard.

This is what happens, ladies and gents, when you give a /FG/er too much free time and nothing to do in said free time.

 

Now, to conclude our tour of the TIF, we'll be walking through the Tavern. Please stay out of Mather's firebreathing radius, and mind the GM.

 

Edit@halo2postsago: MY. FREAKIN. LINE.

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I get really pissed and often hit things when I remember that I could have got my L's last May, yet I don't.

 

Not my fault, either.

 

[bleep].

Your Ls?

Dax has two moms.

Driving and stuff. You can get your L plates, which show you're learning and stuff at 16, then your red P's at 17 and with 120 hours of L's driving, and green P's after another year, but I don't really know what they specify, nor do I really care just yet.

Driving and stuff. You can get your L plates, which show you're learning and stuff at 16, then your red P's at 17 and with 120 hours of L's driving, and green P's after another year, but I don't really know what they specify, nor do I really care just yet.

Australians.

Dax has two moms.

 

 

I do.

 

And now the real question, DO YOU?

I've had my license for over two years. Haven't driven a car in probably 3 months.

 

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I didn't have a father when I grew up.

 

[hide]But man if it turns out hes still alive, it would be like those movies. Like whoa man.[/hide]

halo was artificially inseminated. His mom just doesn't know how to tell him.

3 words.

 

Billboard.

And psssh. Who waits for their dad to teach them how to shave?

 

'Well, this mo thing is looking creepy as hell, shall I shave it? Naaah.. Yeah. *shaves off*

I have an order for Wes Pam Alot?

Night. Tyler, when are you going to finish "The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters"?

Later.

 

G'night.

i've shaved my beard before.

 

i was hoping it'd grow back thicker... it didn't...

 

@abc.. i am 9001% sure you don't have a girlfriend and will never get one with your armpit and beard hair braided into your hair...

 

 

if you do.. something's wrong with her.

I am beardly challenged. There are days that I could grow a sweet beard but after thinking about it for a while, I love the fact that i don't have to shave it everyday. However I can grow a sweet rapist sexy mustache

I only get a kinda goatee thing. and it doesnt come in very thick.

 

Night.

Just read moar pages of Frankenstein.

does ownage leave his server up? or is it down once he's off?

omg you made me remember that i have to read to kill a mockingbird

omg you made me remember that i have to read to kill a mockingbird

 

Quick rundown:

- Atticus is badass.