Making a Pyramid out of sand in them minecrafts.

god damn my head hurts

:arrow:

sausage--fest

Roll over.

i have 3 perfection games

dont know where 2 of em are

You know that "3 minute brownie" picture that has been floating around for a while? I made it and it actually works. Not only that, but it's pretty good

Yeah I don't follow any of those images that originate from 4chan.

Such as the hot fork under cold water.

Or the mixture of drano and bleach.

Yeah no....

I've tried that Drano and Bleach one. It actually tasted pretty good.

I'm bored of everything.

 

What isn't boring?

Being a sneaky beaver

I'm bored of everything.

 

What isn't boring?

beeing dead.

 

then again, its not very intresting.

Pew pew.

You two crazy lil Australians.

so bored right now

found nother perfect game

my pimp kitty

Hold your breath for as long as you can, then keep holding your breath until you are super holding your breath

last perfection i think

dont know cause i accidently killed a teamate and he just had to boot me

I think the cut on my knee is infected

Cool.

AMPUTATE THE INFECTED AREA!

Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE

A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade.

and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH

BLOOM TRANSITION

The birds get the hell out of there.

Because they know something's going down

Is he gonna die?

No, it's a medium shot.

Pan, zoom, and slow-mo

means he's the target.

Mysterious hooded man watches

(from a distance)

Take a second to look awesome

Time to go.

Walk in slow-motion

So you still look awesome.

Guard just saw you,

And he's gonna shot you.

But don't mind him

Just keep looking awesome.

That shadow will take care of him

WHITE! Guard says "Stop!"

Just kill him with your awesome

The other got it by an arrow so you're good.

PART THE RED SEA

Hopefully those guards have good armor

No, they don't. Maybe they do

They don't.

Now act like you didn't do it.

They're not buying it...

Target comes out of his shelter

He's distracted by a feather.

He's like, "SHOOT ME!"

He likes feathers.

He looks up when he remembers

Ooh, I LOVE birds!

Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE

Everywhere PEOPLE DIE

Target doesn't die,

HE'S FINE!

Target sends horsemen to die.

Kill the horse, the rider falls down.

Kill the rider the rider falls down.

Target's still fine.

Target nods and some other guards

that were hiding in pillars

COME OUT

and then take their formation

then Target pulls out his sword

then goes to smell his sword

...not sure why.

Mysterious hooded man joined by

other hooded people...

YOUR'E NEXT.

RUN-NING

RUUUUUUUNNING

SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK!

I was going to read it, then I didn't

assassin creed literal FTW