quick summary:

>wits was annoying halo

>halo asked for my help trolling wits by telling her I loved her or whatnot

>oh lawdy I'd love to

> decide "turning on the charm" really worked it would be bad for everyone

> decide to write a raunchy/perverted/obsessive letter

> write letter like I just wanted to vent

> send letter

>send follow up pretending i didn't mean to send it asking her to delete it

>hope she doesn't notice, or thinks i didn't notice i can delete it at any time

>wits attempts to counter-troll me with it

>since it's a phony she fails

>wits is back to her creepy self, now incorporating my letter

Dammit. This was all Wits' fault.

Dammit. This was all Wits' fault.

i love how halo twitches when thinking of me.

 

sometimes kitty will do the same whwn she thinks of my awesome kitty butt scratchies.

 

does halo kun want a kitty butt scratchie?

*vomits sanity all over thread*

Seeing as how Psycho is here now,

Sorry I messed up the server, also a lot of the time when i try to log on it says "timed out".

 

@halo: everything might go more smoothly if we ignored wits when she gets like this

I think you should give him one without asking first

I dunno why, but I think I'm starting to hate the new wits. The old wits was smart/a fat [bleep]. The new one, well, she's like the neighbor's dog who humps everyone's leg, even if they're wearing shorts.

im sorry guys... the cute kitty sulky kitty halo made me do it.

Seeing as how Psycho is here now,

Sorry I messed up the server, also a lot of the time when i try to log on it says "timed out".

 

@halo: everything might go more smoothly if we ignored wits when she gets like this

 

A. [cabbage] happens and B. That's because I'm running huge commands that change millions of blocks at a time and that's making the server lock up

*uses flamethrower of sanity on thread*

I dunno why, but I think I'm starting to hate the new wits. The old wits was smart/a fat [bleep]. The new one, well, she's like the neighbor's dog who humps everyone's leg, even if they're wearing shorts.

You're just jealous at the amount of shin action she gets

Zoe uses flamethrower of sanity!

It's not very effective...

i must not have masturbated properly then... if i come across as a dog that humps everyone's leg.

My favorite Pokémon was Arcanine for a while.

 

OMG MY IPOD JUST WENT UP A LEVEL IN AWESOME FOR AUTOCORRECTING Pokémon !

i must not have masturbated properly then... if i come across as a dog that humps everyone's leg.

room: this thread

creeper: the above comment

old guy: me

i dont like the games for the iphone/ipod

@wits: remember, to properly masterbate, insert hand a into slot b. I'm not really an expert at it. Seany, you're a master of it, you can teach her how.

hey Tyler.

Meow

i know how. no need for advice from fg.

 

i might be also hungry.

@wits: remember, to properly masterbate, insert hand a into slot b. I'm not really an expert at it. Seany, you're a master of it, you can teach her how.