verily thou art

My story? It wasn't that good man.

Disregard women, acquire currency.

Welp.

I need glasses.

Glasses are sexy

ok

I need to see an optometrist.

I need to see an awesomeologist.

I do look sexy with glasses.

/narcissist

I do look sexy.

 

That's it.

I do look sexy with glasses.

/narcissist

I have taught you well...

:shades:

Nah man, Halo's butt ugly.

Halo:

 

I only wear my glasses when I'm in a class that requires me to read something at a distance on that given day. I wear my sunglasses a lot more often than my prescription seeing glasses.

I've been told I needed glasses, gotten them, never used them, gotten checked for getting into the Navy and they said my eyes are fine.

Nah man, Halo's butt ugly.

I wear sunglasses sometimes. They make me look like a badass. Then I look like my real self.

I wear sunglasses sometimes. They make me look like a badass.

Those must be some pretty powerful sunglasses.

The gods cower in fear when those shades hit my eyes. Lightning forks around around me, and the wind is always at my back, as if to say, "We musn't impede this man, lest he destroy us with his gaze."

I've been told I needed glasses, gotten them, never used them, gotten checked for getting into the Navy and they said my eyes are fine.

It's not a matter of some "expert" telling me, it's a matter of "holy [cabbage] I have this piece of paper about 2 inches away from my face and I didn't catch misspelling "profit" along with the the red squiggly line."

 

I keep forgetting I have an afro with some 80's lookin' glasses.

I really should camera [bleep] more often with those.

The hawks are jealous of my eyes.

I got sunglasses on my birthday last year. Then I broke the part that comes in contact with my nose, but luckily there's another rod above because apparently gluing them won't work for how I treat them, or so I found out when I broke them again after fixing them