Goonstalf Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Wet heaving is where it's at. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 The word "moist". Look below. Didn't we have a motorboating conversation a few weeks ago? /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 It was down by the ocean. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 :arrow: I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I want to live here. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I'm afraid of heights. But I love roller coasters. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Then this happened. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Lol I remember seeing that the night you were telling us about your "camping story" "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 My camping story? What? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 My camping story? What?You were "drunk" that night. You probably forgot. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Variation on the camping joke, credited to my mother "Know the difference between a flashlight and sodomy?""no.""Wanna go camping?" /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Oh, ok. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 When my mom was drunk in my presence last, her nugget was blue. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Brb, looking for it. Yeah something about you and Dylan going camping and attracting bears and something about anuses being sore or something. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Err... Back to my story, I was drinking this: My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Something tells me this thread's gone past the gutter and into the sewer for the duration of the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 wut God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 umad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 agreed with the fairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Somehow I ended up in Libya. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Somehow I ended up in Libya.That must be why they were losing ground. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 schedules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 You know what's even more annoying? Morning wood when you're out camping and another dude forgot his sleeping bag so you have to share with him. And then when you happen to find out that he also has morning wood. Except you're not sure if it's just morning wood. Especially since your rectum's about twice as wide as it was last night. Oh and a bear stole all your food. I don't know how much that sucks from experience. Though I don't recommend going camping with me. I seem to attract bears. Especially during mating season.Pro tip Tyler, don't try to post when you're drunk. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Somehow I ended up in Libya.I posted that last week you noob. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4tehlaffs Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Nigz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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