Yeah Zoe, you're such a creeper.

Way too creepy. I think we should stop talking to her.

Yeah we should. Definitely.

Lol I leave for 12 mins and you all attack. I was outside with my dog and my neighbor's dog, I took the neighbor dog around the block and the 9-10 year olds filled me in on all their gossip. Oh, that was after they ran into a house for sale sign with their heads several times each.

Stalkin' little chilluns. Tsk tsk.

They stalked me. It happens a lot.

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Wow zoe, you suck at life. Getting stalked by children?

I didn't do anything to repel them really, I have a boring life on weeknights

Yeah, I'm gon' avoid her.

At least I'm not wits.

Dax is afraid of a girl who gets stalked by children.

Tyler you're so silly.

I was removing the koalas from the internet vents and putting peanut butter in them.

Any kangaroos around?

In the Koalas? Why? I'm pretty sure they're allergic to oil.

It appears the peanut butter is attracting the Roo's now.

 

*gets gun*

They'll jump over the bullets and kick you, be careful of dem Roos

But what about the Joeys? Aren't they on their way?

They'll jump over the bullets and kick you, be careful of dem Roos

THEN I'LL FIGHT THEM WITH MY KATANAS!!

Why not just give the 'Roos some banana creme? Then they'll fight the Joeys with the sticks from the rare Okawatana tree, and all your problems will be solved.

Well good luck. Marsupials son peligrosos.

Well I could use the Ninjas that have been on their break since they last broke your window...

 

Which reminds me...

I'll serenade them with my guitar, then they'll be powerless.

Ninjas are good.

 

And now since I thought of kangaroos jumping, I have "Jump On It" stuck in my head.

No no Halo, you broke the window. Then the ninjas crawled in while I was waiting for you to pay for it.