I don't speak of some certain experiences I've had.

I tried to call you a [bleep], but tip.it censored it, so I'll call you a [bleep] instead

I wish when you quote a post you could see the uncensored versions of words

I'd try to avoid the censor, but the mods like disciplining me and I'm pretty sure my next step is a perma-ban, so you'll just have to use your imagination

Where are the bros when you want em?

It's April 20th...

With the [garden tools].

 

Or the ganja.

but you're here

halo is a huge stoner

Next year my tongue must go on many vacations.

sup pepsibro

If you smoke marijuana, you'll get hairy palms

My mom and her college friends would smoke pot and then play trivial pursuit and eat the butteriest food they could find.

I have two boxes of these nifty little cookies, two bags of cheddar and sour cream potato chips, about half an hour of time to kill and I just remembered I have a bunch of homework.

eat the homework

The scene where they're high in "It's Complicated" is hilarious.

eat the homework

You're the second person to tell me to do that today. There really isn't a back-story.

hey bearbro

hey pepsibro

I can see my homecoming dress in my closet. I may now have to randomly wear it.

>go on facebook

>see this

 

 

>typical stoner behavior

He seems like a pretty cool guy

 

I'm friends with this juggalo stoner kid that moved somewhere last year. I've talked to him on facebook a few times since then and he told me that he wants to be a "grace monkey" when he finishes school

>juggalos

 

2-2.5 inches

I wonder how you would masturbate if your hand was wider than your penis is long

 

Oh, hey. Madoka is finally going to end tomorrow.

 

A question for all Google Chrome users:

 

Is there a way to view your bookmarks without opening a new tab?

 

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