Women like when you bathe(so I'm told), as do employers.

It increases your chances of getting sick if you don't, so I'd suggest pumping yourself full of Vitamin C if you go that route.

Personally I find bathing/showering relaxing.

 

Otherwise, go for it.

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Zoe, do you prefer guys who shower?

I love when someone deletes you on facebook and you're like "I wonder if it was [person]" and you find out you're right.

I don't even usually notice if someone deletes me. I think I used to be friends with you on facerape, but it didn't occur to me until like a month ago that i hadn't seen anything from you in like a year.

i see you David.

I prefer to be around people who shower, yes, especially if I'm in very close vicinity to them for extended periods of time.

 

And I've totally employed the whole I'll delete you on Facebook deal, it's highly amusing. Awkward once though when I went to add the guy back. I ended up deleting him again, and then when I was creeping him months later just to make sure his life sucks I accidentally added him since all I have to do is confirm, since he never deleted me.

You guys can hear smiles, right?

You delete me as a friend on a website THAT MATTERS SO MUCH.

 

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You guys can hear smiles, right?

Duh. Excuse me while I go look for my dog's bark.

You guys can hear smiles, right?

Well if the smiler breaks his or her jaw while grinning then yes.

Do you guys smell that red?

Smells so good.

 

Can you feel that unicorn stabbing you in the back? I know I can't.

Smells so good.

 

Can you feel that unicorn stabbing you in the back? I know I can't.

Holy [bleep] man nice call! I turned around just in time to dodge this charging unicorn. Got it tied to my desk atm [cabbage]ting out skittles.

Really, can't you guys hear it in a person's voice when they're smiling? I know I mix up the words blind and deaf because I did it once when I was tired and can't get past it, but I'm serious. I can hear people smile over the phone or in songs or whatever. For example, the song "Bow Chicka Wow Wow" by Mike Posner, I hear that he smiles while he's singing.

 

And I saw it in AHH WHAT BOOK hmm... That war one I read, WWII, Billy Pilgrim... Oh no, Slaughterhouse-Five wasn't it, it was a book I was reading outside of school that only teen girls would read.

 

But seriously. I'm not the only one.

Smells so good.

 

Can you feel that unicorn stabbing you in the back? I know I can't.

Holy [bleep] man nice call! I turned around just in time to dodge this charging unicorn. Got it tied to my desk atm [cabbage]ting out skittles.

 

Skittles?!?!?!!?

GIMME SOME 'O DAT!

 

Ah Zoe, now I get what you say. In this case then, yes I can hear them smile.

I also hear dead people.

gahhhh

friends these day

so to of my friends have a clas with lacey

for whatever reason she made a v card

they get all lulzy and what not and take it and said they were gunna give it to me

I COULD HONESTLY NOT GIVE 2 [bleep]S ABOUT A V CARD

theres a difference you know

from ACTUALLY taking their virginity

then [bleep]ING TAKING A SCRATCH PEICE OF PAPEY THAT SAYS LACEY'S V CARD

it probably sounds like im jelly right now but nah

they just need to get out of middle school

gahhhh

friends these day

so to of my friends have a clas with lacey

for whatever reason she made a v card

they get all lulzy and what not and take it and said they were gunna give it to me

I COULD HONESTLY NOT GIVE 2 [bleep]S ABOUT A V CARD

theres a difference you know

from ACTUALLY taking their virginity

then [bleep]ING TAKING A SCRATCH PEICE OF PAPEY THAT SAYS LACEY'S V CARD

it probably sounds like im jelly right now but nah

they just need to get out of middle school

 

Yes.

...

 

I didnt pay much attention to people smiling until this past year, and now I am aware of expressions quite often. I hear people smile when I talk to them on the phone. I tell people to smile to lighten up if I care to alter their moods.

 

"You're missing something."

 

"What?"

 

(obnoxiously) "YO SMILE!"

 

 

It works, for reals.

you mean when they talk and smile you can hear it?

like that cause i kinda get were what youre trying to say

Yes pepsi, when they talk, in their voice. I always notice it

yeah thats real easy to notice

Yeah but apparently some /FG/ers either aren't perceptive or like to troll me hard. And trolling me will be the only thing they do to me hard.

Yeah but apparently some /FG/ers either aren't perceptive or like to troll me hard. And trolling me will be the only thing they do to me hard.

some /FG/ers either aren't perceptive or like to troll me hard. And trolling me will be the only thing they do to me hard.

like to troll me hard. And trolling me will be the only thing they do to me hard.

will be the only thing they do to me hard.

they do to me hard.

OK then

It was intentional, I fulfill the stereotypical female character who only thinks of getting down with men role thing here for the amusement of all since that's not me at all