Mfw when my dad gets RAAAAAGE from dropping a few chips

after school today i saw the biggest catfight ever. these two girls were pummeling the [cabbage] out of each other, it was brutal as hell. and everyone just stood around and watched (not like i did anything different). naturally a few people filmed it. they were just beating the [cabbage] out of each other until they got too tired and they were just sprawled on the ground.

 

it was kinda scary but pretty cool.

We don't care about your boring life, Pie.

also itt: zoe updates us with every mundane detail of her life

 

Also itt: wits gives uncalled for sex advice, making this whole situation awkward.

I think it's a failure of a fight if you both end up stopping because you're tired.

It's not every detail, I could give every detail. Or I could just give walls of text in stream of consciousness.

No one fights to win. I would go for the eyes, neck, and solar plexus. People who attack me, even as a joke, get scars.

 

It's really not a good thing, but instinct kinda kicks in. Wasn't quite as bad after I learned some basic pressure points.

People who attack me, even as a joke, get scars.

Please tell me you're not that kid.

Sounds like Tyler.

I don't try to fight back really, I just kinda get unlucky and tend to hit the wrong places. In all honesty, the only kid who has scars is the one who pushed me off a pier and I accidentally pulled after me.

 

I hate the idea of violence, mostly because I know I would end up hurting someone badly. It's one of my fears. I never pick fights, and have only ever ended up in enough to count on one hand. But I can't help but take the base mentality in a fight.

Or, I could sit here Telling everyone they're wrong or stupid, or saying their music is stupid, or pointing out the obvious about this thread, or failing at trolling everyone

 

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If people are picking on you in the first place, you're doing something wrong.

No one fights to win. I would go for the eyes, neck, and solar plexus. People who attack me, even as a joke, get scars.

 

It's really not a good thing, but instinct kinda kicks in. Wasn't quite as bad after I learned some basic pressure points.

 

>pressure points

 

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Not really, Napalm... If you hit someone in a part of their body they didn't know could be hurt like that, they don't want to fight...

 

I've been close to an actual fight once, maybe twice. Some dumbarses who didn't know me.

 

I've also been stoned by a random gang, while walking around with my mother, who is kinda small and squat... Completely non-threatening...

 

My town's generally pretty awesome, but we have our idiots.

>stoned

 

oh what its 500 bc again

Hungry? Eat 20 pushups and 20 sit-ups

Well, technically it wasn't stones, they were throwing chunks of cement and tarmac at us from a pile when the city workers were digging out the street near our house for maintenance. They don't have good aim.

 

Also, bad idea to make snide comments about a gang jerk's aim. THAT time they were just throwing ice, though.

so how bout them red sox

The Twins SUCK this year

baseball.

 

lol.

Halo, pls go.

Pie, pls go.