No, you'd have to have someone attend to my mom's. It's not direct, she doesn't call dibs on whatever sex machine male comes into the house, she just says someone needs to attend to her if someone is to attend to me.

Keep it up and you might make that owl wetter than I make fluffy.

 

>inappropriate secks jokes

 

I seriously hope you guys do this.

No, you'd have to have someone attend to my mom's. It's not direct, she doesn't call dibs on whatever sex machine male comes into the house, she just says someone needs to attend to her if someone is to attend to me.

 

 

Keep it up and you might make that owl wetter than I make fluffy.

 

>inappropriate secks jokes

 

I seriously hope you guys do this.

Actually, I'm having am issue with dryness and itchiness. Help.

Actually, I'm having am issue with dryness and itchiness. Help.

Vagisil. If you were trippeh I would suggest less sand also.

Actually, I'm having am issue with dryness and itchiness. Help.

 

 

Actually, I'm having am issue with dryness and itchiness. Help.

Vagisil. If you were trippeh I would suggest less sand also.

You know what also helps...?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

halo are you going to use any soap on that owl or just gonna try to essentially pressure wash it?

Go get me vagisil next time you pick up condoms. Oh, and I need tampons too before mid next month, thanks.

I bought a 36 pack to be safe, so it'll be a while. Sure you can wait?

 

 

>your face when you realize the people in this thread are way too comfortable with each other.

No, I can't wait, you better get to it and just do it, use them up.

there are numerous logistical problems with your plan.

Indeed.

 

As a cancer, I'm marked as moody. I found this While reading Cosmo. Would you all agree?

>horoscopes

>reading magazine with "things to do in the bedroom" on every cover

 

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

The magazine was part of the gift basket my friend's brother's girlfriend prepared for my friend, we were reading it for teh lulz. Horoscopes are always entertaining, and the parts of the magazine talking about "his secret sex spots" and "boobgasms" were quite entertaining.

List of Secret Spots

-Penis

 

It's not rocket science.

 

On second thought, in a way it is.

I see what you did there

Oh and if you scratch that one area on our back, you have our bidding.

Oh yeah if you scratch this one spot behind my ear I'll buy you jewelery.

My mom got a free subscription to Cosmo, she once told me and friend about vaginal muscle exercises. It strengthens down there when we "hold it" when we have to pee, and if you do that and progressively pull in more, counting like floors of an elevator, you gain strength. Mom told us that before we went to a movie, friend held it the whole second half, I brought this up, we laughed at awkward times throughout the last part of the movie.

My mom got a free subscription to Cosmo, she once told me and friend about vaginal muscle exercises. It strengthens down there when we "hold it" when we have to pee, and if you do that and progressively pull in more, counting like floors of an elevator, you gain strength. Mom told us that before we went to a movie, friend held it the whole second half, I brought this up, we laughed at awkward times throughout the last part of the movie.

My mom got a free subscription to Cosmo, she once told me and friend about vaginal muscle exercises. It strengthens down there when we "hold it" when we have to pee, and if you do that and progressively pull in more, counting like floors of an elevator, you gain strength. Mom told us that before we went to a movie, friend held it the whole second half, I brought this up, we laughed at awkward times throughout the last part of the movie.

Just saying, if your girlfriend says she has to pee, tell her to hold it. Apparently it'll pay out for you in the end.

Meanwhile in trippeh's lady parts

 

(Protip: It's a sandblaster.)

I want to meet someone named Sandy Ladyparts. That's gonna be the name of my imaginary friend.

 

Also, nude beaches. Id be sure to bring many towels/blankets to sit on, and if anyone tracks sand onto them, it wouldn't be pretty.