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Forum rules say not to name names because people can't defend themselves. Do you think i should tell trippeh I mock her?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Seany, what happens if I have a dream about you tonight?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Make sure I'm clothed. Otherwise I'm calling you Tyler from now on.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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No promises.

The dream part of my brain is seriously one [bleep]ed up guy.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Good night guys and Zoe.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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don't dream about ronald mcdonald plowing your mother.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I knew you wanted me to, so I didn't.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I knew you wanted me to, so I didn't.

Them mind gaems.

 

But yeah, Stork's First law of Familial Relations is:

If at any time you are viewing content which can be publicly viewed by anyone entering your room and also is Not What It Looks Like, then the likelihood of a family member "accidentally" looking in on what you're doing increases exponentially the longer said content is viewed.

 

Formulae for calculating when a family member will enter can vary based on how large the family is and how concerned they may be about your well-being.

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Basically, your family is morel likely to walk in on whatever you're doing if it is more inappropriate in polite society. This is kind of murphy's law. But I also accept it as Stork's law.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Did you just take that from TVTropes?

Nope, I made it up.

 

And it's a corollary to Murphy's law.

 

Stork's Second Law of Familial Relations is:

Well-known family members cannot be trusted to advise well with matters such as your weight, self-esteem, personal appearance, etc. Either they'll be too nice to tell you the truth, or they'll be douchebags and tell you whichever one makes you suffer most. The likelihood that someone will tell you the blunt truth in regards to something that may or may not hurt your feelings decreases exponentially in regards to how much time they have spent in your house. However, this CAN be used to obtain an accurate reading of said matters if the correct modifications are applied.

 

For example, if Uncle Jed says you're fat, it'd be a perfectly good idea to tell him to screw off. If the resident douchebag at school tells you you're fat, it's nothing to be concerned about, but may have merit. If a good friend tells you you're fat, it may be worth looking in to. If your mother says you're fat, then my god son, you are a freaking truck and you burn more calories walking to the couch than Michael Phelps eats in a day. LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

 

This is also one that falls under the Laws of Good Ol' Common Sense.

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