SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Forum rules say not to name names because people can't defend themselves. Do you think i should tell trippeh I mock her? God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Seany, what happens if I have a dream about you tonight? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 What is going on in this thr- Wow, guys. I'm surprised Stork's First Law of Familial Relations hasn't invoked itself yet. Then again, it is pretty late, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Make sure I'm clothed. Otherwise I'm calling you Tyler from now on. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 No promises.The dream part of my brain is seriously one [bleep]ed up guy. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I want to dream a lot tonight. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. I will remember my dreams. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Good night guys and Zoe. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 don't dream about ronald mcdonald plowing your mother. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I refuse to wear a bra for the next 7-8 hours. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I am mildly surprised you guys haven't asked what Stork's First Law of Familial Relations is. Normally /FG/ is much more inquisitive than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 ... What's Stork's First Law of Familial Relations? /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I knew you wanted me to, so I didn't. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I like to give people what they want if it's not unpleasant or difficult. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I knew you wanted me to, so I didn't.Them mind gaems. But yeah, Stork's First law of Familial Relations is:If at any time you are viewing content which can be publicly viewed by anyone entering your room and also is Not What It Looks Like, then the likelihood of a family member "accidentally" looking in on what you're doing increases exponentially the longer said content is viewed. Formulae for calculating when a family member will enter can vary based on how large the family is and how concerned they may be about your well-being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Did you just take that from TVTropes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Basically, your family is morel likely to walk in on whatever you're doing if it is more inappropriate in polite society. This is kind of murphy's law. But I also accept it as Stork's law. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 My brother has posted in this thread, long before I came here I think /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I need to go to sleep so I can wake myself up in six hours, night guys. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Good night, and inb4 Stork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 alsoinb4stork God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Did you just take that from TVTropes?Nope, I made it up. And it's a corollary to Murphy's law. Stork's Second Law of Familial Relations is:Well-known family members cannot be trusted to advise well with matters such as your weight, self-esteem, personal appearance, etc. Either they'll be too nice to tell you the truth, or they'll be douchebags and tell you whichever one makes you suffer most. The likelihood that someone will tell you the blunt truth in regards to something that may or may not hurt your feelings decreases exponentially in regards to how much time they have spent in your house. However, this CAN be used to obtain an accurate reading of said matters if the correct modifications are applied. For example, if Uncle Jed says you're fat, it'd be a perfectly good idea to tell him to screw off. If the resident douchebag at school tells you you're fat, it's nothing to be concerned about, but may have merit. If a good friend tells you you're fat, it may be worth looking in to. If your mother says you're fat, then my god son, you are a freaking truck and you burn more calories walking to the couch than Michael Phelps eats in a day. LOSE SOME WEIGHT. This is also one that falls under the Laws of Good Ol' Common Sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 DAT SMALL WALL OF TEXT AND INB4 BEAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Possibly also inb4 Seany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 SEANY Y U NO POST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kata_Phfract__the_slayer Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 pony. I'm a Brony and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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