blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 No, you'd have to have someone attend to my mom's. It's not direct, she doesn't call dibs on whatever sex machine male comes into the house, she just says someone needs to attend to her if someone is to attend to me. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Keep it up and you might make that owl wetter than I make fluffy. >inappropriate secks jokes I seriously hope you guys do this. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 No, you'd have to have someone attend to my mom's. It's not direct, she doesn't call dibs on whatever sex machine male comes into the house, she just says someone needs to attend to her if someone is to attend to me. Keep it up and you might make that owl wetter than I make fluffy. >inappropriate secks jokes I seriously hope you guys do this. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Actually, I'm having am issue with dryness and itchiness. Help. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Actually, I'm having am issue with dryness and itchiness. Help.Vagisil. If you were trippeh I would suggest less sand also. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Actually, I'm having am issue with dryness and itchiness. Help. Actually, I'm having am issue with dryness and itchiness. Help.Vagisil. If you were trippeh I would suggest less sand also.You know what also helps...? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 halo are you going to use any soap on that owl or just gonna try to essentially pressure wash it? God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Go get me vagisil next time you pick up condoms. Oh, and I need tampons too before mid next month, thanks. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I bought a 36 pack to be safe, so it'll be a while. Sure you can wait? >your face when you realize the people in this thread are way too comfortable with each other. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 No, I can't wait, you better get to it and just do it, use them up. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 there are numerous logistical problems with your plan. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Indeed. As a cancer, I'm marked as moody. I found this While reading Cosmo. Would you all agree? /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 >horoscopes>reading magazine with "things to do in the bedroom" on every cover I seriously hope you guys don't do this. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 The magazine was part of the gift basket my friend's brother's girlfriend prepared for my friend, we were reading it for teh lulz. Horoscopes are always entertaining, and the parts of the magazine talking about "his secret sex spots" and "boobgasms" were quite entertaining. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 List of Secret Spots-Penis It's not rocket science. On second thought, in a way it is. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I see what you did there /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Oh and if you scratch that one area on our back, you have our bidding. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Oh yeah if you scratch this one spot behind my ear I'll buy you jewelery. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 My mom got a free subscription to Cosmo, she once told me and friend about vaginal muscle exercises. It strengthens down there when we "hold it" when we have to pee, and if you do that and progressively pull in more, counting like floors of an elevator, you gain strength. Mom told us that before we went to a movie, friend held it the whole second half, I brought this up, we laughed at awkward times throughout the last part of the movie. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 My mom got a free subscription to Cosmo, she once told me and friend about vaginal muscle exercises. It strengthens down there when we "hold it" when we have to pee, and if you do that and progressively pull in more, counting like floors of an elevator, you gain strength. Mom told us that before we went to a movie, friend held it the whole second half, I brought this up, we laughed at awkward times throughout the last part of the movie. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 My mom got a free subscription to Cosmo, she once told me and friend about vaginal muscle exercises. It strengthens down there when we "hold it" when we have to pee, and if you do that and progressively pull in more, counting like floors of an elevator, you gain strength. Mom told us that before we went to a movie, friend held it the whole second half, I brought this up, we laughed at awkward times throughout the last part of the movie. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Just saying, if your girlfriend says she has to pee, tell her to hold it. Apparently it'll pay out for you in the end. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Meanwhile in trippeh's lady parts (Protip: It's a sandblaster.) God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I want to meet someone named Sandy Ladyparts. That's gonna be the name of my imaginary friend. Also, nude beaches. Id be sure to bring many towels/blankets to sit on, and if anyone tracks sand onto them, it wouldn't be pretty. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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