Life has been pretty good. A couple nights ago I took my telescope out of my closet and stalked Saturn. It was tiny, but I could see the rings and everything.

Is it wrong to be getting a boner right now?

girl on girl action, no matter how very very sexy, is immoral! I won't have any of it!

Why like stupid musics?

jeeze robot... this is why you don't get invited to sleepovers!

 

you need to lighten up! *slaps his buttocks*

You sound like pie

-squeals- Rachael you promised you wouldn't hit me until my ass stopped hurting from last night!

She read my texts too. Mine didn't even have anything bad. She couldn't get away with it though, it was clear she did. I don't care, but my texts say nothing about me having semi-sex unprotected and being worried about pregnancy.

Did that post get caught in a time warp and pop out an hour after it was relevant?

Well Jon, I wasn't the one who agreed that it was possible I'd ever have consensual sex with a family member and needed to be whipped.

Yeeeep.

 

YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY OEDIPUS COMPLEX!!!

Oh no, not dat Oedipus complex

Who has oedipus complex? Sure not me! I don't have hots for my mom, no siree.

NO [bleep] DISCUSSION

Speaking of [bleep], Silva's mom

I look like my dad... so if you wanted an older family member of mine that looks like me... well... then...

dilf? I don't think I"ve ever heard of that. So it must not exist

Whenever I see the letters dee eye ell, I think of dildos

isn't it dildoes?

miaw?

I agree. Once again silva puts an end to the debate with an eloquent and succinct argument

I agree with that rule

I couldn't remember if I posted that I was leaving for the night, so now I am on dat iPod. I'm still lame.