I'm thinking psycho knocked me up when I stuck my tentacles up his *** and then through his ***** and in his *******

Bastard child.

Bastard child.

Bastard child.

I once knew someone that thought kissing makes babies.. lol

 

 

obviously she didn't know that the female injects the male with her zygotes and then a child is born.

I reproduce asexually.

I thought you got knocked up when you made me dress up like alan rickman and cast some weird spell that I didn't know what it did

So... there was some uncomfortable lesbian action on Jersey Shore.

uncomfortable lesbian action

Lesbian action being uncomfortable? What a strange concept...

Well, if it's over quickly it's a lot less uncomfortable.

Clearly you do not have a penis, becuase no guy would ever say that

Clearly I do not have a penis because hopefully I would have noticed by now if I did

uncomfortable lesbian action

Lesbian action being uncomfortable? What a strange concept...

 

miaw

I think there's something in my eye

uncomfortable lesbian action

Lesbian action being uncomfortable? What a strange concept...

 

miaw

It is good you agree with me.

lolol so there's this couple. on facebook, just warning you. Today or yesterday or something was their "7 months". It's funny, because the girl, who is a kinda whoreish, ditched the guy, who is a vulnerable guy, at HIS senior prom. She didn't smile in any pictures, she danced like a [bleep], and she broke up with him the Monday after. That was in May. DO THE MATH. I'm pretty sure they were broken up for a couple weeks too, at least one week for sure. So now NOT ONLY do they have that whole deal, but theyy have ridiculous wall posts between them, including but not limited to the lyrics from "Marry Me" by Train, "i love you with all my heart!!1!!11!!", "it's not goodbye it's see you later ;-)", etc. IT IS SO STUPID.

that guy needs to get laid.... by someone else. It'd mellow him out

I just was told that when they broke up for about a month she dated another guy, lost her virginity drunk, and then got back with the nice guy. Ohwell, she's probably giving him plenty.

:shock:

Well... the nice guy seems to have made a slight miscalculation in not hooking up with a nice girl

Yeah, he doesn't have the best luck. Before this girlfriend, he dated one of my friends... who we all knew was just dating him to have a boyfriend. Yeah, she dumped him a day before 6 months.

Or, I didn't mean "luck", I more meant judgment.

Maybe he needs a judgmental 8 ball

Yeahh... well, he's in college now and his girlfriend is still in high school. Soo, probability of that relationship lasting has decreased.

If you think that relationship is doomed, just listen to this... My sister's boyfriend is a Mormon. They are both in their senior year of high school. However at the end of the year, her boyfriend will be going off on some mormon missionary trip... for two years. And he's not allowed to visit or have ANY contact with anyone outside of the missionary trip. Not even on holidays. And as a mormon, after he gets back, it is expected that he will get married right away. Two years from now, both my sister and her boyfriend will be completely different people. They'll be like strangers meeting for the first time.