"I think, therefore I am."

 

-Oscar WIlde.

I think I might become a masochist in the near future. I have a cut on my thumb from a really bad habit of peeling my cuticles back. I accidentally hit it with a fork. After the initial pain, it felt really good.

That's cute.

i really need to stop coming here, tif is just turning into [cabbage] lately and 80% of the people are whiny retards or bronies.

>That feel when tired but too busy to sleep.

I've quit tif for more than a month multiple times. Then I realize I don't have a life and come back.

@Pie: Too bad no one would miss you.

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I will become the new king of Bhutan. Just you wait and see.

@Pie: Too bad no one would miss you.

Why would that be bad? Almost every good TIFer is gone already anyways.

lol

Let your monkey be an angry pinata.

Let your monkey be an angry pinata.

piñata

pie u so pie bro

i'm leaving tif. not gonna come back ever again. i don't care if you guys don't believe me. see ya.

Giiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee mmmmmeeeeeee aaaaatttteeeennnnttttiiiioooonnn

Maybe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk&list=FLP43CZfX9WLpluiEBZ6tV2A&index=7

i wonder if pie is really leaving.. after all he's only said he was leaving like 20 times

>go to book store

>see cute girl reading a book

>decide to approach her

>Bump into her "on accident"

>Her: "Oh, sorry."

>Me: "B-b-back that ass up."

>Her: "Um, I beg your pardon?"

>Me: "Y-you 'mirin?"

>Her: "I what?"

>tremble nervously

>sweat profusely

>she looks very uncomfortable

>[mutter, she probably didn't even hear it] ]Me: "Uh... bye."

>turn and speed walk away

>immediately trip over a display stand and fall face first

>impact makes me loosen my anal sphincter

>feel warm diarrhea in my white briefs

>quickly stand up and feel it run down my leg

>run to the nearest bathroom, but it's already dripping off my shoe and onto the floor

>mudbutt, mudbutt everywhere

>call mom to pick me up with new pair of underwear and pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCX3CjX4rk&list=FLP43CZfX9WLpluiEBZ6tV2A&index=7

I don't care who you are. I like you.

Oh great. Another weeaboo.

Oh great. Another weeaboo.

Y guy said he knew who it was. He/She's already one of us.

Oh great. Another weeaboo.

Y guy said he knew who it was. He/She's already one of us.

It's probably Nex.

Random question of curiosity. I wonder how you all mentally pronounce my name. Just wondering.