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@Pie: Too bad no one would miss you.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Giiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee mmmmmeeeeeee aaaaatttteeeennnnttttiiiioooonnn

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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>go to book store

>see cute girl reading a book

>decide to approach her

>Bump into her "on accident"

>Her: "Oh, sorry."

>Me: "B-b-back that ass up."

>Her: "Um, I beg your pardon?"

>Me: "Y-you 'mirin?"

>Her: "I what?"

>tremble nervously

>sweat profusely

>she looks very uncomfortable

>[mutter, she probably didn't even hear it] ]Me: "Uh... bye."

>turn and speed walk away

>immediately trip over a display stand and fall face first

>impact makes me loosen my anal sphincter

>feel warm diarrhea in my white briefs

>quickly stand up and feel it run down my leg

>run to the nearest bathroom, but it's already dripping off my shoe and onto the floor

>mudbutt, mudbutt everywhere

>call mom to pick me up with new pair of underwear and pants

 

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Oh great. Another weeaboo.

Y guy said he knew who it was. He/She's already one of us.

It's probably Nex.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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