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Get all the fighting nerds of /fg/, Goon, Seany, Tyler

Host fights

Place bets

????

Profit.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Lol you think you're strong because your parents payed for some shitty class to make you feel strong? There's a thing called street smarts; I have it, and it's not something you can just have mommy or daddy buy for you. It's earned through living a hard life and trudging through the darkness. I wouldn't expect some skinny white nerd like you to have any [bleep]ing idea what it's like. Don't think for a god damn second you could take me, because you [bleep]ing couldn't.

 

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Oh yeah, kid? I would rip your street smarts out through you're ass. You'd be crying for your mommy by the time I was done. Aren't you some punk 14 year old who has to ask his mommy to go to a "metal" concert?

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Oh yeah, kid? I would rip your street smarts out through you're ass.

All credibility lost. Ignored and reported. I thought I might be arguing with a compitent individual but this just proves you're an uneducated bimbo.

 

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Life just got interesting.

I'm going to bed.

Night.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Hey [bleep]s,

 

My name is Pie, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any [kitty]? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all [bleep] who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

Pic Related: It's me and my [bleep]

 

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But if your sister is ever in need of a good plowing, I'll probably be in Norfolk.

See, it's funny because I just came from there.

 

Question, 321: How do the locals pronounce it there?

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Hey Muggles,

 

 

My name is Harry, and i hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of there day looking at stupid ass pictures that don't even move. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever done magic? i mean, i guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own inability, to cast spells, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse then being a squib.

 

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the quidditch team, and seeker since my first year. What sports do you play, other then "jack off to naked drawn mudbloods"? i also get straight A's and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO magic). You are all muggles who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

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Why don't you come up with something original, not something Reddit already made.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Hey Functions,

 

My name is y = e^x, and I feel sorry for each of every one of you. All of you are limited, slow growing, excuses for equations who spend every second of their day dreaming of going to infinity. You are everything bad on the graph. Honestly, have any of you ever seen a function with a puncture? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of graphs with tears or holes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a function with only one output.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have exponential growth which means I grow fast as shit. What routes do you take, other than becoming oh so close to that one number? I also grow towards infinity as my x values approach infinity, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just intersected me; Shit was SO defined). You are all [bleep] who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

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Pie, instead of embarrassing yourself even more, why don't you just leave and listen to your metals.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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